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Secret Service

"Doilies, Doilies, every where!"

Our story begins at the out skirts of Clock Town, home to the elfin like creatures called "Terminanians" (A/N- is that what they're called, people from 'Termina'?).

"Hey!" came a cheerful voice, "Skull kid! Where are you?"

"Over here, Link," said another voice, presumably Skull kids', "By the hallowed out log!"

Link ran over to the log laughing, (Heh Heh… I said 'log') and he and Skull kid, the man (or boy) behind the mask who tried to destroy Termina, were playing a game before Link left for Hyrule. Link planned to play a game called 'secret service', where he and Skull kid pretended to be guards, protecting Clock town from evildoers.

"So, Link," said Skull Kid, " What are we going to do today?"

"Same thing we do every night, Skull Kid… … … Try to ta-" "Eewww…!" Interrupted Skull Kid, " Link, We're not old enough for that, and I ain't no girl!" Links' eye started twitching " Geez, ya could have fooled me… … …" Muttered Link, "Not that, Skull Kid. I'm saving'Mini-Me' for Zelda." Said Link, blushing. "Well, more like 'Mega-Me'… … …" He started to look into space, blushed again, and started to drool. Skull Kid just stared at him, amazed at his horny-ness. "Link!" Screamed Skull Kid, smacking the back of Link's head, "Wake up!" "Oh, ya!" yelled Link, out of his trance and 'thoughts' of Zelda, "Oy… … …" Sighed Skull Kid, shaking his head, Link started again, "Same thing we do every DAY Skull Kid… Try to take over Termina!" Exclaimed Link, raising his hands in the air. (Pinky and The Brain theme plays, the Skull Kid and the Link, the Skull Kid and the Link, one is not smart, the other's in green…)

"We're not really doing that, are we, Link…?" "No, but I was thinking," answered Link, " We could guard Clock Town! (A/N- ya, more like rob and destroy it ) You could guard the entrance to North Clock Town, and I could guard East Clock Town, incase Saken, the thief, comes back." The two boys went to their posts, and marched back and forth.

Soon, Link got board, and fell asleep. But not Skull kid, Oh, no. He was too hyper from his breakfast of candy. Soon, a mysterious figure with a large pack on his back came down from the Snow Head Mountains. Thinking that it was the Happy Mask Salesman, the one who started all this, Skull Kid readied himself for attack.

As the figure made it's way closer, Skull Kid saw that it was a Goron (Link-goro, to be exact).

"I'm sorry, Mister Goron, but until you get your teeth fixed, You can't pass here." (really, have you seen his teeth?)

"What do you mean, goro? I've got a reservation at the Stock Pot Inn, goro. Let me through, goro! My contract for this fan fiction said nothing about this, Goro!" Said Link-goro as he shoved Skull kid aside, unaware of his sugar-induced violence.

"You've broken the fourth wall!" Screamed Skull Kid, leaping at poor, stupid Link-goro, beating him to a pulp.

Link, awoken by Link-goro's cries of pain, ran over to Skull Kid and tried to pull him off of the Goron's unconscious body.

"Skull Kid! What the hell are you doing?" Screamed Link "Why didn't you tell me that you were going to beat up random by-standers? You know I've always wanted to do that!"

Skull Kid looked at his feet. "Sorry, Link, but he broke the fourth wall! You know that I can't control myself when people do that…" "That's okay, Skull Kid…" said Link putting his hand on Skull Kids shoulder, "Hey, let's attack Anju, the inn keeper!" exclaimed Link, jumping up and down. "Ya! But first, we must get rid of this body… Then we can get her on the way to kitchen, and take her wallet!" cried Skull Kid

And so they buried the goron outside of the Stock Pot Inn, and attacked Anju, then spent many a rupee on paper doilies, in which they used to doiley-ize the town.

To be Continued…

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So, How'd you like it? Grood? I mean good. Good and great. Review and tell me! No flames but constructive criticism is ok. If you have any ideas for my next chapter, then please tell me so that I can give credit to the reviewer at the beginning of the next chapter. Try to keep it G-PG rated, cause… my parents watch me like Saken does the bomb lady. Bye! Disappears in a flash of chocolate sprinkles and jimmies