Secret Service, the night of the living movie rip-offs!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, but I do own about 3000 points on ( trading cards section)
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Last scene, we saw Link and Skull Kid doily-ize the town…
" Hey, come back here!" yelled an angry guard as he chased Link and Skull Kid through Clock Town
"Ya, youngins! Get yur book learned edumacation behinds back here! Y'all hear me? Yelled an un kept guard, from the Southern Swamp.
"Um… What?" said Link, as he ran through South Clock Town, Skull Kid trailing behind him.
" Link…" Wheezed Skull Kid, " Now go on without me, Ok? I'll just slow you down…" Skull Kid then dropped to the ground, dead.
"Skull Kid!" cried Link, rushing to Skull Kid's side, "No… don't leave… You still owe me money!"
Suddenly, Skull Kid leaned up in Link's arms. "Hold me closer, Ed… … … It's getting dark… Tell Old yeller he's a good dog… Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home Christmas…"
"Hey, who's Tiny Ti- Oomph!" said the guard, who had stopped chasing the duo, "Hey!" cried the other guard, "Don't ruin the moment!"
"And tell-… aw, screw it! Let's get out of here!" Skull Kid yelled as he got back up, and ran to North Clock Town.
"Good idea, Skull Kid! The guards wouldn't dare go to North Clock Town!" said Link as he and Skull Kid ran through North Clock Town
"Come on Billy Bob! We can still catch them and- Aw, crap. They went to North Clock Town. let's get back to our posts, George." Said Billy Bob, and walked back to his post.
"Let's get to the great fairy." Said Link.
"Okay." Said Skull Kid, wondering why the author was too lazy to go into great detail...
"Hey, it's the Great Fairy!" cried Link, as he bowed to the Fairy, along with Skull Kid .
"Oh, get up, already! If It's anything I hate, It's grovelers." Cried out the Great Fairy, clearly annoyed.
"Sorry, Great Fairy." Sail Link, also wondering why the author was writing at about… 2:32 AM.
"God! Don't apologize! It's always 'sorry' and 'forgive me' and 'I'm not worthy'! Just take the Holy Grai- I mean rupee and leave!" Yelled the Fairy, and sank back into the water.
Link noticed that Skull Kid was eyeing the rupee weirdly…
"Um… Skull Kid? You alright?"
"Yes, but look! The guards are coming!" cried Skull Kid, pointing to a fern.
"Uh-oh!" yelled Link.
"Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" cried Link and Skull Kid, as they floated in mid-jump.
( Song v)
Today is alright for tonight!
Riding in a corvette, and feeling alright,
Today is alright for tonight…!
(music)
Today is alright for tonight!
Riding in a corvette, and feeling alright,
Today is alright for tonight…!
(music)
Then Skull Kid fell before the song ended, and crushed his skull. I'm just kidding… but not really.
" Skull Kid!" said Link, "Are you alright?"
"Yes… We are alright… Yes… We have the precious…" hissed Skull Kid as he snatched the rupee out of Link's hands,
"Yes… The precious says to go to the canyon… Yeses… We won't listen to those stupid little guardses… No, we won't…
So Link, being the ahem, slow, hero he is, fallowed Gollum… Oops… I mean Skull Kid to that canyon, only to find…
"Precious!" cried a voice from the canyon…
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