Good Drawing'd!

Disclaimer: (cop) Evil Donut Man, you have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you in court. (Evil Donut Man) No! I don't own Zelda, or any Zelda related content! I only own a burnt copy of war craft, and star craft! If I get ten (10) reviews, maybe they'll let me go!

The last we saw Link, he was…Um… what was he doing? Checks ch.2 Aw, yes… Last we saw Link, He and Skull Kid were on their way to The Canyon! Thunder Clashes… Um ya. Here we go…

When Link and Skull Kid arrived, they noticed that Saken was prancing around like a freak by the river ( A/N: Which when I played, that freaked me out, with the music and all, and with the creepy way he speaks… shudder).

"Precious!" Cried out Saken as he pranced over to Skull Kid, "That's a very nice precious… Stalkid!"

"Our name is Skull Kid. We likes to use our American name, and not our Japanese name, don't we precious…?" Hissed Skull Kid/Stalkid to his, ahem, 'Precious'.

"Cans we sees the precious, master Skull kid? It's pretty… So pretty…" Whispered Saken silently, as he hopped around.

"Bing bing bing!" screamed Tatl, as she glowed red while flying around Saken, "Link! I don't trust this guy! See how I'm glowing red? Look at me! Why won't you look at me? God! Fine! See if I care if the ruby is stolen thanks to movie rip-offs!"

Suddenly, a flash of chocolate sprinkles and jimmies appeared! It was Evil Donut Man!

"Argh!" Cried out Saken, clutching his eyes, "My eyes! They burn! All I see is a horrible rainbow!"

"Oops… I must have gotten some jimmies in his eyes." Said Evil Donut Man as Saken continued to have multiple spasms on the ground, still clutching his eyes.

Later

"So I says to him, I says… … … Fill the plate, Dean!"' Laughed out the little girl as she and the gang had a tea party.

"Can I have some tea?" came a muffled voice from the closet, "I'm thirsty!"

"Um, what's that?" Asked a really confused Link, looking at the closet.

"Oh, that's the voice of my dead father…" said the little girl sadly. "I'm not dead!" came a voice from the closet, "I was just knocked out!"

"Um, well the voice of my mortally wounded father." Said the little girl again, sadly. "I'm getting better!" Came a voice from the closet. "Oh, shut up!" screamed the girl, "You're not fooling anyone, old man!" "I thing I'll go for a walk!" came her father's voice again.

"Excuse me." Said the girl politely, as she walked over to the closet.

"I feel happy!" came her father's voice, "I feel happy! I feel hap- argh!"

A loud BANG noise was heard, and she came back to the table with a smoking shotgun.

"Um, where is everyone?" asked the girl

"I dunno… Pass the sugar, please" Evil Donut Man said before being dragged away by Link.

"Oh, well. Want some tea, Mr.Bigglesworth?" Asked the little girl to her stuffed animal.

So, how'd you like it? I liked it. Link didn't like it. So I put him in a room with ruto, and several relatives of Navi, and he should be out of there any minute now. So, just remember: If you feel pretty, you're probably in denial, and are as ugly as Navi is annoying. So, R&R, people! I don't have to- "There he is!" Oh, no! It's the cops! Review! Runs off