The Day Hyrule Stood Stupid

Disclaimer: I have nothing, and I still don't have stuff. Oh, and in no way do I encourage under age drinking, and what not. I just have a twisted mind, is all.

So, after their little "adventure" in Termina, Link and Skull Kid decide to go to Hyrule for reasons not mentioned.

"Whoo! Skull Kid! We're going to Hyrule! I can finally see Zelda again! I can still remember what happened before I came here…"

Eight-bit link hold up the Triforce, Zelda comes up to him and says "Make love to me, Link"

"Let's celebrate with some rum!" Cried out Skull Kid

"Um, SK, We're a bit young to drink." Said Link, looking strangely at SK. "I said, We'll celebrate with rum!" Screamed Sk.

"Okay!" agreed Link, happily reaching into his pocket and pulled up rum as they walked through the portal to Hyrule.

Later

"Whoo! I'm Link, Hero of Fuuuuuuuuuuddddggggeee!" Slurred Link, belching out the last word as they walked out of the Lost Woods, attracting a crowd.

"Saria! It's me. Lumk." Giggled SK, "Stay away from my wife!" slurred Link, punching SK in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"Now children," slurred Link yet again towards the Kokiri people, "I'm not gonna lie to ya. I'm about to throw up."

Link retched, sending several Kokiri persons screaming, and some running away.

"Hello, Link…" said Saria happily, "How was Termi- Ohmigod what's that in your pants?"

"What, oh, this?" questioned Link reaching into his pocket, and pulling out a slug, "Isn't he purtyful? I'll name him George, and I will love him and pet him, and name him George."

"You already said Geor- Link? Where are you Link?" Said Saria, looking around for Link, who suddenly disappeared.

"He walks like Dracula, his foot steps silent like death." Said Mido, currently shivering in a corner with a blanket wrapped around him.

"No, Saria, actually, he's passed out at your feet." Said SK, who promptly fell unconscious again.

"I say!" cried a voice, "I say, I'm down here!" said the voice again.

Saria looked down, and say 'George' the slug with a monocle and a top hat.

"I can't help but notice that your friend down there is currently passed out. Just talk to him about the woman of his dreams, and he'll wake up."

"My god, that's so stupid it just might work!" cried out Saria, throwing her hands into the air

"Now Link," whispered Saria, "Who's the woman of your dreams?"

"Hmm hum… pie…" mumbled Link,

"No, what else?" asked Saria.

"um.. hrm… Lady made of pie…" slurred Link, passed out.

"Dammit, Link! Freakin' wake up! Screamed Saria at the top of her lungs.

"Argh!" cried out the newly awakened Link, "Saria, you know how I feel about that word."

"I had the most amazing dream…" said Link, now sober, "Zelda was there. She said 'Link, you dumbass! What did I say about putting on my make up?' 'But I want to look prettyful, too.'

'You don't understand, Link. According to my contract, I only get one of every make up stuff in Hyrule, and you used up half of it!'

'Oh, my, god (this is now SK)… You've broken the fourth wall!' Them, SK tackled Zelda, and beat her to a pulp. ( I am not a Zelda basher.)

"But Link, There's something I have to tell you… I… I think I'm pregnant."

"Dun Dun Duuuuuun!" cried out SK.

"Was that really necessary?" said Link, glaring are SK.

"Hell ya! Did you not hear what she said?"

Next time, on Secret Service!

Mido is holding SK by one food over a cliff

Mido-"Tell Me. Where is the virus?"

SK- "Do your worst."

(me) Donut and Link are by a burning building, Donut pushes Link over. Donut- "I have to go back in. Mido is still in there."

On a street corner, Ganondorf looks, shocked, at a mysterious figure Ganon- "YOU!"

M.F.- "That's right Ganon. I have returned to reclaim what's mine."

Also on a street corner, Link-Goro kneels over (almost dead) Anju. Anju- "Link-Goro, I have one last thing to tell you. Your father lives."

Zelda's in a hospital Zelda- I… I think I'm pregnant."

Black room, Link holds a bloody sword, looks at Donut, Mido, and Skull Kid's bodies Link- "Skull Kid? Mido? Donut? What have I done? (whispers) What have I done?"

Should I actually do some of there? If so , please review, and take a vote on which ones to do. I'll wait about… 3 weeks. Starting

July 11, 2005. Thanks!