A short, crappy Mario based chapter

Disclaimer: I own nothing. See the other 4 chapters to get the idea.

"I… I think I'm pregnant." Half-whispered Saria, looking at the ground.

"You're-you're what? Screamed out Link, almost squishing George the Snail,

"I say, what what!" Snickered George the Snail, "Have a little fun with a sticky whicked? Ho ho ho! Got bamboozled down under?

Went out for a little din din and came back with a meal in a doggy bag? Ha ha h-argh!" I'm sad to say, that George the Snail was squished.

"Little bastard" mumbled Link, wiping slug guts off his shoe, "So, what happened? Who's the father?"

"Um… You are, Link." Said Saria, now finding a great interest in a flower blowing in the wind, "Remember that night when you played Super Mario Bros for like, 12 hours straight?"

"Oh, ya…" pondered Link….

Flashback!

One day, Skull Kid was walking through the Kokiri village, and decided to look at the abnormally large flower pots. Suddenly, Link rose out of one with a crazed look in his eye, and a 'Tastes like Chicken' chocolate bar in is hand. The Mario blip blip blip thing played, and Link was all pixally.

"Um… Link?" asked SK, looking at Link strangely, and backing away slowly, "Why do you have different coloured post-it notes attached to you?"

Suddenly, the Mario theme played, and Link leaped, and landed on SK's head. A 200 appeared above his head, and he went on.

"Ow! That frickin' hurt!" cried out Skull Kid.

Link continued on, sprinted, and WHAM! Right into the mailbox! Strangely enough, a coin with 200 appeared above the mail box, and Link walked away, only to hit another mailbox, in which a star appeared.

Link continued to run around while he rammed random Kokiri around.

"How ya doing, Li-Argh!" cried Bill, as he was flattened,

"Why are you glowin-ouch!" screamed Wendy as she was sent flying.

"Hey guys, what do you think of my new… oh, hi, Link" said Mido cheerfully, wearing his new brown, triangle hat, "Link, Get a way from me! No! Argh!"

Link looked a Mido, Got another crazed look in his eye, foamed at the mouth, and ran, screaming, at Mido, leaped, and plowed him into the ground!

At last, Link leaped off a boulder, and grasped a tree, slid down, and stripped the tree of any branches. A flag came up the tree, a 'you win' theme played, and Link wandered into Saria's home. Another flag was put up, and fire works exploded nearby.

"Oh, hi Link! Wait… what are you- hey! That fells kinda nice. Link I- Hey! Nobody touches me there!" said Saria from inside. A WHAM was heard, and Link came flying out, and he went back in, mumbling something about "rescuing my princess…"

End Flash Back!

"Huh." Said Link. "That's why you were getting fatter, and my booze, ice cream, and pickles had gone missing over the next several months. Wow. I thought it was a dream"

"Horny bugger…" mumbled Mido, glaring at Link with hate

The End!

………Until the next chapter

Sorry for the filler chapter. I can only hope that you liked the story to read this far. The next Real chapter will be up within the week. This was just a dream I had. Ya… bye.