Um… Is This Story Really Going Anywhere? (song filler)
I don't own nothin'. Nuff said.
A/N- Sorry, guys! And don't worry, Link and Skull Kid will go back to Termina in chapter 8, if you can help. (review ideas!)
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Link
And
everyone said he was just a little fink
And the Kokiri children
really didn't approve
So he packed up his swords and had to
move
To a hut in the forest where he lived in a tree
And he
played in the forest till he was stung by a bee
And he avoided
that thing like it was the plague
Until one day another bee stung
him in the leg
He was about to go on a murderous rampage, your
see,
He met skull kid, he yelled "Yippee, yippee, yee!"
Well,
the very next day he met Skull Kid again
With a spatula taped to
his hand (to his hand)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost
his number
Then he got himself a job in a rock and roll ban
And
he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below
the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a
might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's
worth
Then one day Link was in the forest trying to get a
tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a Skully little man
He
was caught in a bear trap and Link set him free
And Skull Kid who
he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a
big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Link a contract and whaddya
know
Now he's got his very own Cool Link show
(A/N- Wow, I amaze myself. Sorry guys, this is just a filler. Mind submitting some ideas for my next chapter? I'm outta ideas. Review/e-mail me, and you'll get full credit! Thanks!