Life in the Main Stream

I don't own Zelda, but I will own a copy of the new Zelda coming out in December

Regards to Furuba Kit for the idea for this chapter! Thanks!

"Whoa." Said Link, referring to that unusually serious chapter, "We're never so serious. And Didn't I just kill you, SK?"

"Oh, now you're saying that I'm not serious? That you want me dead?" screamed Skull Kid, being rather annoyed,

"No! I never said that! Well, I was implying it, but I never said it." Explained Link, starting to laugh

"Oh, you pushed it over the line!" screamed Skull Kid as he leaped at Link.

"The bonds are broken!" cried out Link before doing some Karate poses.

Link was about to leap to SK, but his karate poses took too long, and he was knocked to the ground. His 'friends' arranged some chairs, and sat down to watch.

"We should sell tickets for this to the other Kokiri." Whispered Mido to Saria,

"Mido, that's horrible!" Whispered Saria angrily.

"Then why are you eating popcorn, and still sitting here?"

Whispered Mido back.

"Well, it was only 25 cents, and I didn't want to go back to my place to make it."

Mido thought for a moment, and said "Your eternal wisdom amazes me."

Back to the fight between the sugar-induced violence type fighting style of Skull Kid, and the slap-your-face-and-scream-like-a-girl type fighting style of Link.

"Take back what you said about my mom!" Screamed Skull Kid while he punched and kicked Link.

"I didn't say anything about your mom, lab monkey reject!" Screamed Link back as he slapped Skull Kid across the face and screaming every time he got hit

"You called her a bitch!" screamed SK again through his sugar induced violence

"No, I called you a bitch, bitch!" screamed Link smiling smugly.

"You're ugly!" cried Link

"Your mom's ugly" shot back Skull Kid

"Ya, well… You're dumb!" said Link in desperation.

"Well! I never!" said Skull Kid, he sat down facing away to Link.

Back to Saria and Mido.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" cried out Mido into a mega phone, attracting a crowd, "See the wuss Link battle the sugar high Skull Kid, who is rumored to be Bob, the former Kokiri resident! Watch as they punch, kick, and slap each other into submission! Tickets are only $5! Get yours today!

"Mido! Put that down! Somebody will hear you!"

Mido gave Saria a blank stare.

"Ya, that's kinda the point."

" sigh……… Whatever. Do what you want."

Mido started thinking. Wait a minute… If she says 'do what you want' and is agitated, then if I do what I want, I'm screwed. And not in the good way. Mido started chuckling to himself.

"What's so funny, Mido?" asked Saria

"No, nothing's funny, Saria. Nothing's funny."

Back to Link and Skull Kid

"You stole Mr. Munk Munk!" Screamed Link, then started to cry. He curled up into the fetal position, and sobbed. "He understood me!"

Skull Kid started laughing at Link, making him cry harder. Eventually, Link falls asleep in the fetal position. Skull Kid gets an idea, and kicks in between the Legs., This made Link screamand got Link's voice to go up 3 or 4 octaves. SK laughed even harder, and Link clutched what was left in pain, and cried more than he ever cried than before than before.

LATER

After the fight, everyone went to Skull Kid's enormous mansion, are roast, cheese and bread.

The End (of the chapter)

How did you like it? Want more chapters? Eh? I can't hear you! Just to let you know, the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) is far to under rated. I have one, and it's quite good! You'll have to wait for a while, I'm still outta ideas, and if I had people reviewing…… giving me ideas……… This chapter was made on a great idea, and I give Furuba Kit full credit for the making of this chapter.