Invasion of the Tiny Green Men

I still own nothing. Thanks to "Nothing Important" for the idea of this chapter! You get full credit, person!

After a nice peaceful dinner, Link and Skull Kid made up and SK even paid for Link's hospital bills for his ahem operation.

"It's quite a peaceful evening, isn't it, Skull Kid" Said Link with a cast around his um… how do I say this… "device" area.

"Yes, Link." Agreed Skull Kid, " I agree. Nothing could go wrong now."

Suddenly, a plane was heard overhead, and little green men fell from the sky. As they landed, they pulled out daggers and started attacking the Kokiri.

"Oh my god!" screamed Link, freaking out, "It's just like in my dream!"

"They have daggers, Link! Daggers! " screamed Skull Kid, also freaking out.

Link and SK looked around them, expecting the other Kokiri to be freaking out, but they saw that they formed a line, and Mido stepped forward with a megaphone.

"Everyone! This is a code Alpha! Battle stations! Link is in danger! Skull Kid knows too much! The package must get to the girl! Go! Go! Go! This is not a drill! Repeat, this is not a drill!"

All the Kokiri whipped out small knives and leaped at the LGM (little green men), and… did… things…

Link ran in circles, screaming, completely oblivious to the fact that he was an expert swords man, while Skull Kid did the same.

"Ohmigod Ohmigod Ohmigod Ohmigod Ohmigod!" yelled Link as he ran around Kokiri village and into several houses

After awhile, the Kokiri and the TGM got confused, and started hitting themselves. Not, like, Bob hit himself, but the Kokiri and the TGM couldn't tell the Kokiri from the TGM. Got it? Grood. I mean good. Great and good.

"Ow! It's me, Bob!" cried out one Kokiri, falling to the ground.

"Sorry, Larry" came another voice.

"Dammit, Franchise!" yelled a Little Green Man, falling to the ground, and stabbed by the martial artist master Saria, the green haired girl.

"That's for making Link scream like a girl!" cried Saria, doing some cool looking ninja poses.

Back to Link and Skull Kid.

"Link, we're gonna die!" screamed SK while running in circles,

"I know!" cried out Link, sitting and sobbing.

"Hold me!" yelled SK, holding on to Link

Back away from the sissys.

Mido once again whipped out his mega phone.

"Okay, everyone! Time to take out the big guns! Bazookas! Out! Machine guns! Out! Take out what ever gun you have, and use it, dammit!" Screamed out Mido into his megaphone

The Kokiri whipped out all the guns and grenades they could find, and blasted the TGM's brains out.

"I-is it o-over?" Asked Link, nervously, "Did we die?"

"No, we didn't die, ya big baby." Said Mido angerly.

Link got up and reached into his pocket.

"Well, that's good! Now, I have a chance to eat this cake I wanted to eat before! Link took out a moldy, dusty, stuff covered cake from his pocket and took a bite.

Later in the hospital

"Am I dead yet?" asked Link with an IV thing in his wrist, and the air thing in his nose.

"Nope." Said Skull Kid as he sat on a chair beside him reading "Termina Times" that he got from Termina.

"Then, please kill me." Said Link for the fifth time in 20 minutes.

Skull Kid stood up and looked at Link.

"Now what have we learned?" asked Skull Kid

"Never buy things from Europe." Mumbled Link

Splode!

So? This is the second last chapter, I think… Naw! Only, I'll update much less often. I've pretty much used up my ideas. I have afew left. (like the 'sex' scean between Link and Zelda)

Anyhoo, read and review!