Sugar and slim-fast is good!

I still don't own anything, and if you still don't understand that, tell me where you live, and I'll come around and hit you in the face with a mallet, because you're a retard.

"Skull Kid?" said Link weakly,

"Yes, Link?" asked SK, "What do you want. Other than me killing you."

"Oh yes, that. No! I want you to smuggle me out of the hospital so I can see Zelda one last time…" said Link dramatically.

"Link, you're not going to die. Stupid." Said SK.

"I know I'm not going to die, Skull Kid." Said Link, looking at Skull Kid strangely, "you told me that already. I want to get to Zelda because after what I've been through, I deserve some wiggity waw waw."

"My God, Link!" screamed Skull Kid. "Anyhow, let's get outta here."

Skull Kid carried Link out of his bet, flung him over his shoulder, and walked away. He came to a room with white doctors coats in it.

"Hmm…" said Skull Kid, "Link, ("Yo.") there's only one strangely large coat left, and there's two of us…"

"One…one of us will have to, have to… dammit, what is that word… ah! One of us will have to ride on the other's shoulders."

They looked at each other, and nodded.

Later, near the exit.

"Hurry up, Link! And stop swaying and vomiting and falling so much! Stupid idiot." Said SK, sitting on Link's shoulders as people gave them weird Looks.

"Skull Kid, we forgot the coat." Said Link, noticing the people looking at them

"Dammit!" cried out Skull Kid. "Run Link, run! Abort! Abort! Abort!"

And so they did. They ran like scared forest elves.

They soon arrived at the castle, and since Link was a hero, they got in guard free. After a while of walking, they got to Zelda's room.

"Zelda?" said Link, knocking on her door, "Zelda, are you there?"

"Of course, Link! I've missed you so! Come in." came a voice from inside. An eye appeared in a hole in the door, and disappeared.

"But not you, Skull Kid. I've heared what you've done with Saria." Said Zelda from inside.

"Dammit" muttered SK, looking at the ground.

"Link, I hope you've brought your 'ice cream', because I've bought a new 'video game' for us to 'play'!" Said Zelda, letting Link inside.

"Well, I'll see you guys later!" Said Skull Kid, walking off, "I've got to steal some food from the kitchen!"

When Skull Kid returned, he leaned up against Zelda's door, and listened.

"Oh god, Link! Oh! Oh! Yes yes yes! You're so good at this! Oh, I love your cream! Oh god!"

"Shh! Someone will hear us!"

SK Walked in mortified!

"What the hell are you doing!" screamed Skull Kid

Link and Zelda are all sweaty, clothes rumpled

"What?" Said Link, looking at SK nervously, "We're playing Super Mario Bros in secret, so nobody can hear us, and eating ice cream. Zelda's just commenting on how good I am at Mario Bros, and how she loves the ice cream I brought over."

"But the clothes-?"

"Zelda hugged me. Hard. Alot. We're all sweaty because I beat the game in under 20 minutes with only one life, so it was stressful."

"Huh. Okay then. Go back to doing the verticle limbo."

"Hugging!"

"But-"

"Ice-cream!"

"There's no bowls or-"

"Video games!"

"There's no T.V!"

"You go away now!"

Skull Kid left the room in a rush, and ran out of the castle, and leaped in the moat, trying to wash the weird feeling off his body, and the images out of his head.

What will happen next chapter? I know! I'd add it to this chapter, but I'm a jack ass, and I want to keep you waiting! Stay tooned for the next chapter, same Zelda time, same Zelda channel! R&R!