Microwave Popcorn…

Yo, I don't own anything. Sorry about not updating for a long time, and this my be the last chapter. Or at least for a while. I have a life. And school. And soon to be a laptop. God, how I wish I had a laptop…

His plan was simple. It took months of making cool looking graphs and complicated pie charts. And planning. There was no way he could screw this up again. Link was... Making microwave able popcorn!

Link walked over to the cupboard, and grabbed the last packet of "Screw-Up" brand microwave popcorn. He opened up the door thing, put the popcorn in, and closed the microwave. And I'm making no sense anymore.

"I swear to God, if this popcorn goes bad, Skull Kid wont be able to test more of my popcorn." Said Link as he punched in the numbers "2:00" into the microwave.

(cut to SK)

Skull kid's laying on the ground with about 15 bags of microwave popcorn laying around him, and he has a large belly, and groaning.

(cut to Link)

A DING was heard, and Link pulled the popcorn out of the micropop, and walked over to Skull Kid.

"Here." Said Link, holding the bag to SK, "Try some."

Skull Kid sat up, and waved his hands weakly in front of the bag, and said… um, weakly, "I don't want it, I don't want it!"

"Oh, c'mon, c'mon!" pleaded Link, poking Skull Kid, "I'll give you a dollar…"

"I'm sick of popcorn! I've been forced to eat bag after bag of burned pop-freakin-corn! Go to Hell, popcorn!" cried Skull Kid, waving his arms in the air.

"Oh, so you're a no popcorn eating baby now, eh? You wanna eat other foods? Is that it? You don't want to wear the popcorn pants? Huh? You gonna cry? Huh crybaby gonna cry? Yeah, thought so." Tormented Link

" sniff Why do you say things you know will hurt me?" Whined Skull Kid with tears in his eyes, "You're not my friend any more, jerk."

And with that, Skull Kid ran off sobbing.

"Link!" came a voice from behind, "Link, come here!" It was Zelda!

"Zelda! I've missed you s- slap Ow! Dammit, what was that for, bitch!" Cried Link as he was slapped by Zelda, the hottest princess in the… sorry, I got carried away there. Ignore that.

"I saw what you did to Skull Kid, and that was mean." Zelda… um.. commented, I guess. I'm running out of thing to say they did. I'll just make up words now.

"What do you car- Oh shit! The internet's down again!" splurgeted Link as he ran to his computer, trying to run HOL (Hyrule On Line) again. "Dammit, this happens every day or so! Do you know how long it takes to get HOL on line again!"

Link then proceeded to take the disc out of the computer, and hucked it out the window. "Piece of crap!" Strong-Bad'd Link'

Cut to Mido

"Damn Pepsi machine… GIMME MY DRINK DAMMIT" screamed Mido at the randomly placed Pepsi machine by his house.

Suddenly, an HOL disc came flying out of no ware, and hit the Pepsi machine, knocking it over. On top of Mido.

"Help! My bones are being crushed by a delicious taste sensation!" cried out Mido, flat on his back with a nice Pepsi blanket on top of him. Then his Pepsi rolled out and hit Skull Kid's foot.

"Hey, free Pepsi!" um…frat partied Skull Kid, taking a sip,

"This must be my luck day!"

Sorry, guys. I've been working on this chapter for a few days now, and I just have no ideas for the next chapter. Chapter 20 will be the last. But please, PLEASE! Review with ideas! I'm desperate! Unless you guys review, this is a dead fanfic! I promise to give you full credit, and recommend you (if you're an author) to people! Please!