Skull Kid Revolts!
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After the whole ordeal with "Screw-up" brand popcorn, Link offered Skull Kid to sign a contract for Link to be nice to Skull Kid. Unfortunately, Skull Kid didn't read the fine print, and discovered it was only for one day, and he had to pay 100 rupees per hour. Skull Kid was thoroughly pissed.
"Oh, you bastard!" cried out Skull Kid, reading the contract, looking at the paying per hour thing. "That does it! I'm calling the only people who understand me!"
Skull Kid ran outside, and yelled "Rally-ho!" A dwarf popped out of the ground.
"You called?" asked the Dwarf, who shalt be called "Joe"
"Naw, just testing out my summoning calls." Replied Skull Kid
"Okay. Call me if you need Link's house plowed under, therefore destroying it."
"No wait!" cried Skull Kid, but Joe was already gone.
"Okay… how about… Ahem…
I summon beings so evil, I must speaketh in olde language… sorta… not really…
Creatures of Darkness,
Creatures, my whim,
Destroy the world,
Destroy him!"
Suddenly, a moon from a far off planet hurtled to Earth, to Termina, destroying it.
"Huh." Said Link, walking out of the house, "Sucks to be them, eh?"
"Dammit! Let me try again!" swore SK.
"I summon a being so grand,
It must be confined by chain!
It is so evil,
Hellfire shalt be rained!
Come to me, Anima!"
The ground shook…. And …… nothing happened. Damn.
"One more time.
"Hello! Wake up, dammit! Little Green Men! Kill Popcorn stuff! I'll give you a dollar!"
The ground shook…. And …… The Little Green Men popped out of the ground!
"Holy crap!" yelped Link, backing away in surprise,
"You want something?" said Wayne the LGM, looking at SK wallet with… greed, I guess.
"Yes. Follow me, and we shall DESTROY the Screw-up brand Popcorn!" The Little Green Men burrowed under ground towards Screw-up brand place… thing.
"Yes…" said Skull Kid sadly, "My control over the LGM is a blessing….and a curse." Skull Kid looked towards the exit, said "Talk atcha later." To Link, and ran off.
"Hmm…" said Link after a few seconds, taking a "Tastes Like Chicken" chocolate bar out of his pocket, started to eat it, and walked to his house.
" I should have killed the little bugger while I had the chance."
Link walked into his house, changed his clothes to dark blue pants and shirt, grabbed some fire arms (including a tranquilizer), and tied a head band around his head.
"Lets do this… Solid Snake style!" Link ran out of his house, shot several people, looked dramatically into the wind, and walk out of the forest, leaving lots of carnage and blood.
Back to Skull Kid! Whoo!
"Go, my pretties, go!" cries out Skull Kid as he watched them tunnel under the factory.
"Now nobody will suffer under the will of Screw-Up brand popcorn again! Except, you know, Link. I'll make him eat it!" screamed Skull Kid, raising his hands in the air.
Twang!
Skull Kid felt a sharp pain in his neck. He felt around his neck, and found a dart. Oh my god! He's been shot! No, wait, it's a tranquilizer dart. Never mind.
"Ow. Dammit." said Skull Kid as he fell to the ground
"Yes…" said Link, coming out of the shadows, holding a gun, "That will do just fine. Now if I could only that death hole I had… Dammit. That will have to wait."
Link walked over to Skull Kid, and…. Um… how can I say this… sigh Link, you perverted bastard… Link pissed on Skull Kids head. Link is a pig. Ya.
"Now, I have to deal with the one… two… three… 14, dammit! Stop moving!" screamed Link as he tried to count the LGM, "This is so frustrating! (points to one LGM) I think I counted you twice!"
"Look, Evil Donut Man is to lazy to make a dramatic fight scene, so I'm gonna bribe you all to go home." Said Link as he gave the LGM money. Look, if you want a fight scene so badly, here's one.
"Ow… Why do I smell like piss? ………Oh, you bastard!" screamed Skull Kid as he awoke, "Your going down!"
"The mighty oak has fallen!" screamed Link, leaping into the air, and falling on his ass, got up again, and leaped at Skull Kid.
Just imagine an Agent Smith V.S. Neo fight. It's just like that. In the first movie.
Just as they were about to hit, Anima, from the earlier in the story, appeared. He flattened Skull Kid, and went away.
"Good bye, old friend" said Link, wiping his lip as if there was blood there.
So, Link went home, Skull Kid joined Link, and Mido is still stuck under the Pepsi machine. The End…. For now. Four more chapters.
Okay, everyone! This is one of the definite five last chapters, and then If I feel like it, I'll update with new chapters. Thanks for all the support! Sorry for the bad ending, but I am REALLY out of ideas, and ideas are GREATLY appreciated! If you want me to get sort of a guest author thing going, just place a review with… character stats, I guess, and I'll get around to putting you in the next chapter.
I never thought that this story would be so good, or have so many reviews. I thought it would be a 5 chapter story that I did in my spare time, but It's like, 12 chapters now!
This story is running out of steam, and I really need help with ideas. Before, I could do, like, 2 chapters a day, because It was fun, I had ideas, and it was summer vacation. But now, I'm in High School, and have no time for this. Please. Review and give me ideas! Any suggestion that relates to this chapter sorta! Thank, everyone.
Well, see you all next chapter! Remember, review/email with your stats! Bye! (disappears in a flash of sprinkles and jimmies)