Secret Service 15

The Ultimate Showdown.

I own not totally Zelda. Don't take my monies!

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"Holy SPHLEE! It's Link!" cried out the mysterious figure,

"Do you know my name?"

"Um… Is it Gandalf the Grey?" asked Link.

"No." said the figure.

"Gandalf the white?"

"No."

"Or Monty Python and the Holy grail's black knight?"

"No."

"Or the Benito Mussolini?"

"NO!"

"Or The Blue Meanie?"

"No!"

"Or Cowboy Curtis or Jambi the Genie?"

"Shut up!"

"Or Robocop, or the Terminator,

Or Captain Kirk or Darth Vader,

Or Lo-Pan, Superman,

Maybe Every single Power Ranger,

How bout Bill S. Preston or Theodore Logan,

Or Spock, the Rock,

Doc Ock or Hulk Hogan?"

"Will you shut the fuck up? Stop singing! It's Freakin' NI! God! You're stupider… more stupid than… you know… they… said.. I'll stop talking now." Said NI, disappointed in Link, and himself.

"Anyway, speaking of Spock, come here for a moment!"

Cried out Link.

"No, Link, I won't come there. I'm not your friend anymore. I hate you and I was only being your friend because I thought it would be funny. Don't follow me anymore. You're kicked off the Enterprise." Came a voice from above.

Link was sad. Like a puppy with 3 legs. Poor puppy. sniff he tried so hard in life! He wanted to be a quarterback! sob Link started to twitch. He closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he was in a dark room. He was in front of a gray mirror. Link saw his reflection.

Link's reflection started to talk.

"Hey, you look pretty unhappy"

It said, "I want to help you out."

It's beautiful in here," it said,

"Everything is perfect, everyone is

happy. If only you could see

what it's like, you'd understand."

And then, his reflection showed him what

it was like on the other side of the mirror.

...and, for the first time in Link's life, he saw.

It was the most beautiful thing he

had ever seen. He wanted so badly

to join his reflection in that paradise,

but the mirror stood firm between

him and pure happiness.

He did the only thing

he could think to do.

Link punched the mirror, trying to break

the barrier between his world, and paradise.

It cracked, and shattered,

Just as many dreams before.

And there was nothing

on the other side.

Link looked down at a large shard of glass, and saw his reflection. And another reflection. Two of his reflections. They were laughing, and they walked off together.

Link closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he was in his bed.

'Wh-What happened?" asked Link, trying to, you know, not throw up, "How long was I out?"

"Well," said NI, sitting on a small turtle, "When Spock yelled at you, you passed out, and you were asleep for 2 weeks."

"Holy crap! Really?"

"No, not really. You were asleep for about an hour."

"Bastard."

"Right back atcha, buddy."

"Don't call me buddy." (this is Link!)

"Then don't call me NI!"

"Then what should I call you?"

"FRONZ!"

Everybody stared at NI aka Fronz, and…. Nothing. They just stared.

"Personally, I think that this chapter of life is over. And by "chapter of life", I mean "this chapter is Secret Service". And by "personally", I mean "the author is too lazy to continue for awhile."

And so I did.

Hey, guys. Sorry for the horrible update time, but I am just out of ideas. This story is running out of steam, and the updates are becoming slower and slower. I will have a few more chapters, and then I will update whenever I feel like it, and add random chapters to it in my leisure.

Actually, I think that I will start a new story. About 5 years after Secret Service. Ooh! I know! Link and Zelda can be fuck buddies!

Ya, but I'll still add a few more chapters, so worry not!

Evil Donut, Away! disappears in a puff of chocolate sprinkles and jimmies