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Rachel jumped down on him, and kissed him forcefully on the lips; Ross wasn't pulling away, but was trying to make a decision. Should he pull away? Or should he show all his love and emotion and feelings to the woman who he has loved for almost all his life. He quickly pulled away, because he heard Emma crying, and walked over to her room, while Rachel saying "I'll be waiting, baby".

Ross smiles and walks to Emma, and gets her to go to sleep, then he wonders now what? He sits in the rocking chair that sat in the corner, and Ross decided to keep things right. He put on a shirt, and walked into the living room to find Rachel sleeping on the couch.

The next day, Ross left before Rachel woke up, down to Central Perk to grab some breakfast for them. When he walked in he saw Phoebe sitting on the couch reading a magazine. He quickly went to the counter and tried to escape, but "Ross" she called. 'Crap' Ross thought. Then he walked over to the couch and said "Hey Phoebe" quite happily I should add.

Phoebe then asked "What happened with Rachel?" Ross bit his nails nervously, and smiled and said "Oh, well. It went terrible, she got drunk and then kissed me, and kept saying things like she wants me to marry her and stuff." Phoebe gasped and said "Wow, she still loves you." Ross looked confused "Phoebe, did you not just hear what I said? She was drunk!" Phoebe nodded, and said "No, she still loves you. I mean come on you love her, she loves you, stop being such teenagers and go have sex!"

Just as she says this Monica and Chandler walk in. Chandler then asks Monica. "Can we?" Monica gives him a dirty look.

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Back at Ross and Rachel's, Rachel wakes up, from the bright sun from the living room window. She suddenly wakes up, and rubs her head. "Oh….. What happened?" she asks no one but her self. Ross then walks in, and says "Hey, I brought breakfast. Last night was fun wasn't it?" Rachel tried to find recollection of last night. She remembered absolutely nothing.

Rachel got up, and noticed her bra in the middle of the apartment, and she turns her head shocked to Ross. Then she asks Ross confused "what happened that was so fun, other then me getting drunk and you taking advantage of me." Ross spit out his drink and said "I did not take advantage of you, okay, yes you were drunk, and yes you did kiss me. But that is it! I swear!" Rachel looked him straight into the eyes; she had this thing about Ross.

Ever since their break up, she was able to tell when he was lying or not, and this time he wasn't. Rachel apologized and went to get changed and take a shower. Ross sighed, and put the two muffins on a plate, along with the orange juice, and looked at the bills and found a letter from his Divorce lawyer. He opened it, and dropped the orange juice glass onto floor, and the glass broke into pieces. Rachel came out, and said "What happened?" Ross stared at her.

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We cut to later, where we see Phoebe talking to Ross at her apartment. "I can't believe it, I guess it was a secret." Ross was walking back and fourth through her living room. "What should I do? I mean do I tell her, that I forgot to hand in a form with our signatures, saying that we got a divorce. Phoebe we are still married!" Phoebe nodded and said "Yeah, I still don't see the problem."

Ross hit his head, and then sat down next to her. "She thinks we are divorced, and she thinks that we are not married. How am I going to tell her?" Phoebe sighed then a light bulb when off in her head. "Well, this is the perfect way to test her. Is she wants to stay married, that means she still loves you. If she doesn't, move on. Get married to someone else and say the right name this time." Ross smiled and said sarcastically "Yeah, that helps a lot. Thanks."

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Ross walked into his apartment after work. He walked in and saw Rachel she smiled and kissed him on the cheek, and asked "How was work?" Ross said "Fine, thanks. How did Emma behave?" Rachel smiled and said while taking his coat, "well, other then the headache I have. She was fine." Rachel then moved over to the kitchen and shouted from there, "Ross, sweetie, do you want anything?" Ross was sitting on the couch and said "No, thanks honey." Ross stopped flipping through the channels realizing that they sounded like a married couple. Ross smiled at the thought of being married to Rach. Wait, they were married.

Rachel walked in and said "Anything good on?" Ross replied "Yeah, this thing" Rachel interrupted him and said "That doesn't involve dinosaurs?" Ross smiled and grabbed her hand and said:

"Rachel, sweetie. Remember when we got a divorce a few years ago." Rachel replied nodding her head.

"Well, you see this morning I got a letter from my divorce lawyer saying that I ACCIDENTELY forgot to hand in a paper. So we are still married."

Cliff hanger, tell me what you think!- Lobsters forever