MUST READ AUTHORS NOTE BEFORE FANFIC

To understand you must read this. This chapter will include sci-fi related issues. This fanfic will conclude, differently and it will be possible at the end. Just pay close attention to the fanfic title. Dreams and Alcohol. Anyways how have been doing? Me, pretty good. Hating' homework, but other then that, it's been swell. LoL. Please review.-Lobsters forever

New Chapter starts here:

"Follow me" Joey told Ross. Ross did so. Joey took Ross, into the basement of their building. Joey then took the covers off a piece of junk, as Ross thought. Joey pointed to the machine and said "Ross, I found this one time, and I was just looking for my sandwich down here" Ross interrupted Joey "Why would your sandwich be down here?" Joey's eyes get wide then he yells "Do you want me to help you or not?" Ross nods. Joey continues "Well, anyways, I touched this button here," and said "I wish I could see where I left my sandwich and then I saw a light flashing and the next thing I knew I had it, in my hands." Ross looks confused then says "So, what you are saying is that, this is a time machine?"

Joey nods, Ross laughs. Joey says "Just try it." Ross nods then says "Well, I want to go back to Rachel's and I first year anniversary, but then Monica and Chandler won't be together. So, I guess right before I say Rachel's name at the alter at mine and Emily's wedding. Joey then asks "You sure?" Ross nods then says "Positive." Joey pushes Ross, onto the machine, he holds on, and Joey pushes go.

Emily: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death parts us.

Minister: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

Ross: I Ross...

Ross snaps into it and then says.

"No, I can't. We can't. I have to go." Ross walks out the hall toward a surprised family. Emily walks after Ross and yells "Ross!" Ross stopped and said "Right, Emily. I owe you an explanation, well. First, I don't love you. Second you're a bitch, and third, I don't love me." Emily started to cry. "Oh, just go cry on Collin's shoulder." Ross walked into the honeymoon sweet, and slammed the door. Then smiled, and sighed.

Most of the wedding party got up and had left. Except Chandler, Monica and Rachel, Joey was with Felicity, doing something that I don't want to talk about. Monica had gotten up to talk to Ross. She knocked on the door "Ross?" She walked in and Ross asked her to get Rachel. Monica nodded and said "Fine, I'll do that now."

Rachel had of course accepted Ross' invitation. Rachel knocked on the door, and Ross told her to come in. Rachel asked while sitting beside him on the bed. "You wanted to see me?" Ross replied "yeah, all of you." Rachel was confused but she let it go. Ross then said "So, Rachel is everyone gone?" Rachel nodded, and then she asks "Why didn't you marry her?" Ross sighed and said "Because then I would be losing someone more special and more dear to my heart." Ross said while rubbing her cheek. Rachel asked "Who would that be Ross?" Rachel was about to explode with jealousy.

Ross moves his hand down to her neck and rubbed it, then he touched her lips, and she trembled. "You." Then Ross kissed her with all the passion in his heart. She wasn't objecting. She longed for his taste for a very long time. Ross pushed Rachel down on the bed and begun to take off her top, and her black pants. Rachel moved away. Not sure, Ross just took her hand and moved it to his chest, making sure that she heard his heart beat, and then he kissed her hand.

Rachel pounced on him, droning in all her emotions.

CAUTION: THIS PART RATED R OR NC-17

Rachel removed his tie, and then his tux jacket, Ross helped her. Soon he was completely naked under her. Rachel kissed his chest, all over. Ross smiled; he remembered how Rachel loved working with his chest. Rachel then licked his nipples. Ross closed his eyes. Then he moved up, and decided to give her some pleasure.

Ross moved her so that she was lying on her front. He bite at her bra, and snapped it off. Rachel laughed and said "well, that's new." Ross then replies "That's not all that new!" He says then carefully bites her ear. After he finishes he moves down her chest, and kisses her breasts, then moves down to her stomach, and licks her belly button, then gently sucks on it.

Rachel moans, and Ross reaches over to the drawer and pulls out a condom. Rachel slips it on, rubbing his penis in the process. Ross begins to enter her, while Rachel moaning with pleasure in the process. For the next hour they pleasured each other.

R RATED SECTION OVER

Monica and Chandler were waiting patiently for Ross and Rachel to finish "talking". Monica then says "What could they be doing, it been one hour?" Chandler then says "well, I don't know about them, but I know what we were doing last night for an hour." Monica rolls her eyes then her go wide. Then Chandler eyes do. Then he asks "You don't think?" Monica and Chandler walk to the honey moon suite while Monica replies "Of course, I mean it is Rachel."

Monica opens the door, and sees Ross and Rachel having sex. Monica then points to Chandler and says "See, I told you!" Chandler then says to Monica "That's your brother!" Monica realizes then she turns around while Rachel screams "What are you guys doing here?" Monica then yells "Us? What hell are you doing to my brother?" Ross wraps the blankets around he and Rachel then whispers something in her ear. Rachel then says "well, he loves me. What? You what?" she asks Ross. Ross nods and kisses her softly on the lips. Rachel begins to cry, and Chandler says "Aw, well we can go now. Rachel, your not staying in Monica's room tonight are you?" Rachel gives him a dirty look. Chandler then says "Okay, let's go Monica!"

Ross then says "So, where were we?" Rachel replies pointing down. "Just about there." Ross smiles. Ross leans in to kiss her and Rachel moves her head away. Ross moves back in, and Rachel moves away, Ross then falls on Rachel. Rachel laughs, then kisses him, they break it, and Ross moves down to kiss her neck, Rachel then asks "Ross, do you really love me?" Ross nods and then replied "since the 9th grade, and never stopped." Rachel smiles and says "You are about to get really lucky!" Ross says "Dido!"

Please keep reading for more chapters, I promise it will all make sense after. Or if you took my hint and found the solution, in your review, you can guess. - Lobsters forever