Disclaimer: My friend Sarah has this great saying: "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." The thing is that I'm all out of lemons, and that makes me think how many I would have if I owned Harry Potter…
Setting: This chapter takes place in an extremely expensive hotel in New York City. The only two people in this chapter will be Voldemort and Nagini, if you'd call her a person that is. Also, it takes place at the same time as the first chapter does and ends at the same time the second chapter did.
Warning: This chapter has whatever you call sex with a human and animal. Sorry, but Voldie's completely insane, and he is a snake after all.
Voldie's Relief
"Ahhh, Nagini, harder." This was said in a muffled way from under some emerald green blankets. From above the blankets you would have seen what seemed to be a very thin, bald person, somehow attached to a large coiled shape.
If you hadn't known it was Voldemort being…errr…releaved…by Nagini, it may have appeared to be one of those new fangled sex toys that everyone's buying.
Then there was a noise that sounded sort of like a squirt, and then a deep sigh, as well as some hissing.
More hissing was heard as Voldemort removed himself from his entanglement and placed his magnificent black with green emerald silk robe over his bony frame. He then conjured his wand and cleaned up the slight mess he had made on his magnificent bed. If you were wondering, all of the room's furnishings had been transfigured to his liking. The walls and lights had also been changed to black and torches, as he had removed the windows as soon as he had closed the door on the maid the other day.
The followingwas origionally inparsletounge, and the wierd words are the representations of either snake swears or evil laughter.
Nagini, after I finish the spell and all of my servants are out of England, Potter and all of his annoying friends will be gone! SSSSSlpfffssssS that angel of Merlin!
I can't wait to learn about the muggles reactions master! They won't have a clue. Are you sure we shouldn't transfer all the women to some location for your enjoyment though? I would gladly help you punish them… The eagerness in Nagini's voice would have been frightening to anyone who could have understood her.
No Nagini, they are worthless and have horrible teeth. Anyway, I have American girls for that… He gave Nagini a terrible smile before Nagini continued.
Ah yessssssssssss. That little one Snape brought you was deliciiiousssssssss, if you don't mind me saying. The food they eat must have caused this, because no British woman has ever tasted so yummy. Are you going to want another any time soon master? You know I would be happy to clean her up for you. This statement was made with as much eagerness as the one before, along with drooling, and the licking of her snake lips.
Silence! We will not discuss that now! I want to go over my plan while I have the chance. You never know when Snape could come back. Not like he'd want to the PPpsssssssSlltsp, but because he doesn't want me to kill him. After Harry's dead I'll gladly think of doing that. He said this as if he were actually going to slit someones throat without one of his minions doing it for him.
Tomorrow I will finish the spell and all the men in England will die! The women will remain there, completely cut off from the rest of the world! SSSSSSSSSSslllllllfPs! I won't have to worry about any English wizards bothering me for five years!
A/N:basically this is haf of a chaptr cuz i coodnt think of wut els 2 write and i prolly wont write mor of it.if u dont get voldies plan,then ur gunna haf 2 reviuw and ask me wut it is.i don wanna b lik thos authrs hoo sa they won write nymor until they get reviews,so im not gunna b,but im not gunna do 1 that tells u mor till iv gotten mor.sry,but i don think its fair.if u dont think its werthy of a reviuw,then dont,but if u cood jus tell me wut sux bout it,i wood b in ur debt.