Here's my second chapter! I'm making up two new characters. I think that you guys will like them.

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CH. 2: Shelby

It was about an hour later when someone finally regained consciousness.

'My head hurts,' Shippo thought painfully. 'Knocking my self out was a stupid thing to do.' He rubbed the lump that he gave himself and looked around.

'Hmmm… I'm the only one awake,' he thought. "hee, hee, hee…" An evil sneaky grin sneaked on his face. He looked straight at Inuyasha, and then at Miroku. 'I think that I'm gonna have some fun!'

-5 minutes later-

'I'm so damn sore!' Inuyasha thought angrily. 'Stupid bastard wolf, I hope that last fight taught him a lesson. Kagome stays with me!' As if on cue, Kagome woke up.

'I just had a weird dream,' she thought groggily, sitting up. 'The best part was when I killed Kikyo.' she was about to rub the tiredness from her eyes when she felt something hard and gritty in her hand. "What's this?" She whispered to her self. She looked into her hand and gasped. There was clay and ashes in her hand. 'I really did kill Kikyo! Oh my god! Inuyasha's gonna kill me!' She thought frantically, looking around for the half-demon in question. He was sitting up twitching and wiggling every few seconds.

Inuyasha was twitching because there was mud, and a fish, in his pants, courtesy of Shippo.

"Inuyasha, why are you twitching? What's wrong? And why are your pants moving? It's sorta gross and weird." Kagome asked, coming over to him.

"I'm twitch not twitch twitching! And there's twitch, twitch nothing twitch wrong twitch, twitch, twitch! And twitch, twitch my pants twitch always move twitch, twitch like twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch this!" He stained.

Kagome started to laugh because his face was all screwed up and his eyes and mouth kept twitching.

"No they don't Inuyasha, not that I look or anything!" She said quickly.

"Then twitch ask twitch, twitch SHIPPO!" He yelled, as he reached into his pants and pulled out the fish covered wit

Kagome looked down behind her self and saw Shippo hiding behind her leg. "OK Shippo, you need to say sorry to Inuyasha. Even if it was funny." She laughed when Inuyasha started to pout.

"OK Kagome! Shippo said happily, skipping up to the seething half-demon. He stared up into Inuyasha's face innocently, but didn't say anything.

"Well, I'm waiting." Inuyasha said expectantly.

"I'm sorry…" Shippo started sadly.

"You should be!" said Inuyasha indignantly.

"Sorry I didn't do anything else! Poopy-head!" He giggled and started to run from Inuyasha.

"Get back here!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Kagome help me!" Shippo cried.

"Not this time Shippo! Kagome called. She sat down to watch as the two chase each other around the clearing.

A few feet away, Miroku was just waking up.

'Sango almost killed me this time! But it was worth it.' he thought. He touched his newly blackened eye. When he bought his hand back down, he saw stuff on it that looked a lot like blood.

"OH MY GOD! I'm bleeding!" he jumped up and started to run around in circles canting, "I'm bleeding! I'm gonna die!" over and over again in fear.

Since Miroku was so loud, he woke up Sango, and made Inuyasha, Shippo, And Kagome stop what they were doing so they could watch.

"Huh! What's going on!" Sango jumped up looking around. "What the hell are you doing, Miroku?" she asked as she looked at the panicking monk in confusion.

"Sango, hurry! Come here, I have to tell you something before I die!" He said dramatically, closing the distance between them with staggering steps.

"Miroku! Your not-" rub, rub. Sango's face turned red with both embarrassed and anger. "PERVERT!" She smacked the side of his face that he wasn't holding.

"Ah," he signed, "now I can die happy"

"But Miroku, your not gonna die!" Shippo said laughing, "That's not blood on your face it's red paint!"

"So… I'm… not gonna die?" Miroku asked hesitantly.

"Nope!" Shippo replied.

"YAY! I'm not gonna die!" With saying that, Miroku grabbed Sango's waist and her hand and started to dance a happy dace with her with his eyes closed.

"I wouldn't be so sure about that!" Sango said trough clenched teeth. "And let go of me!" she said as she pushed him away.

"Aw come on Sango!" Miroku said stupidly

"Stop being so stupid, Miroku." Shippo said teasingly

"What! I can't have stupid moments?" he asked indignantly.

"Sure you can Miroku; in fact, Inuyasha has them all the time!" Kagome said happily.

"I'm standing right next to you, you know!" Inuyasha said in a toneless voice.

"Yeah, I know," she laughed and patted his shoulder. "And since you're right here, I gotta tell you something." she said in an, obviously fake, cheerful voice.

"What!" Inuyasha said in an annoyed voice, rolling his eyes.

"Um… I'm really sorry but… Kikyo's dead." she said, poking her pointer fingers together.

"Well DUH!" he said, making a stupid face at her. "I knew that already! She's been dead for fifty years, and now follows us around trying to take me to goddamn Hell!"

"I Know that! What I meant was that she's dead-dead. Cause I killed her!" Kagome said starting to get frustrated.

"Nah-uh! Naraku did! You didn't even come here yet!" he replied, also getting frustrated.

" NO! I MEAN! I KILLED HER AGAIN! When you were fighting with Koga, Kikyo came to try to take you to hell with her again! So I got pissed off and I beat her to death! I can even show you prove!" she showed him the clay and ashes in her hand.

"Oh. It's OK I guess." Inuyasha shrugged.

"Really! You're not mad?" Kagome asked with some suspicion.

"Nah! I didn't want to be human or go to Hell, anyway. And anyway, she wasn't really Kikyo; she was just a clay sculpture-like thing." He said.

"That's good." Kagome sighed with relieve.

"Hey Inuyasha? Why do you have a fish covered with mud?" Sango asked, you was looking for Kirara, but got sidetracked by Kagome and Inuyasha's conversation.

"Oh this? I have it because SOMEBODY" he short a glare at Shippo, "stuck a fish in my pants!"

"Well what're you going to do with it?" Sango asked in curiosity.

"Well we can't eat it, that's for sure." Kagome stated.

"Can I keep it?" Shippo asked hopefully, giving Kagome a puppy-dog pout, and jumping from foot to foot in eagerness. "It really seems to like Inuyasha's pants!"

"He is not keeping it!" Inuyasha said sternly. "and it's not living in my pants! I don't want to wake up every morning and have fish scales on my-" "STOP! We do not want to know that Inuyasha!" Miroku interrupted with a disgusted look on his face.

Thank God Kagome wasn't paying attention. She was too busy looking at the red paint that was on both of Sango's hands, waist, and, to her horror, her butt.

"Sango, you have paint on your hands, waist, and butt!" Kagome whispered urgently to her best friend.

"Miroku, your gonna want to run." Inuyasha said seriously, nudging Miroku in the ribs. One of his ears was turned to where the two women were whispering.

"Ow! What do you mean?" Miroku asked.

"What do you mean 'what do I mean'! Kagome just told Sango about the paint on her clothes!" he replied.

All the sudden, Sango turned on Miroku and gave one of the worst glares she's ever given him.

"Uh-oh," Miroku said, and laughed nervously. "Sango, you don't blame me, do you? Technically it's Shippo's fault!" he pointed to the little fox, who was playing with the fish.

"Don't bring me into this, Miroku." Shippo said, not looking up from the fish.

Sango just started to growl with anger, and her glare intensified. She then started to run at Miroku, who also started to run anyway. "Get over here you perverted monk!" she yelled after him.

"Run priest! Run for your perverted little life!" Inuyasha yelled after them.

"I'M… A… MONK! MONK, MONK, MONK! with each 'MONK' Miroku jumped up and then threw himself on the ground throwing a tantrum, saying that he was a monk not a priest. Which was a really bad move because Sango was on him in a second, beating him with her boomerang.

"When they're done, we need to get going to where I sensed the jewel shard. Kagome said to Inuyasha, as she watched the demon slayer pummel the monk.

"Yeah. Hey! You two! Hurry it up! We gotta go!" Inuyasha called.

That's when Sango got off Miroku and went to wash her clothes. It didn't take long.

"Hey, where's Kirara? Has anyone seen her?" Sango asked as she walked back to the group.

"No…" everyone said at once.

Just then, Kirara landed next to Inuyasha and Myoga jumped from her head and onto Inuyasha's shoulder.

"Long time, no see Myoga." said Inuyasha in an I-could-care-less voice.

"Yes it has been a long time, and I have come bearing news." Myoga said seriously.

"Really?" Kagome came in a little closer so she could hear the flea better.

Yes. There is a turtle demon that leaves near a village and he is said to be very violent. People have heard screams from his cave at all hours of the day. I suspect that said turtle has a jewel shard." Myoga said. "He's in that direction I expect." He gestured to the west.

"Your coming with us, right?" Inuyasha asked.

"Lord Inuyasha, I really think that you can find the way on your own." Myoga replied nervously, hoping that he wouldn't have to come.

"You are coming, and that's final!" Inuyasha yelled.

"OK, OK! Jeez!" said Myoga, and then he jumped onto Miroku's shoulder because obviously, his master was in a bad mood.

Alright, let's go." Inuyasha said to the others and started to walk off.

-Couple hours later-

They were nearing the village when Shippo decided that he would tease Inuyasha about the bird poop thing again.

"Hey Inuyasha?" Shippo asked cheerfully

Inuyasha, being suspicious, said, "What?"

"When the bird poop hit your head, was it cold?" Shippo asked.

"SHIPPO FORGET ABOUT THE BIRD POOP" Inuyasha yelled.

"No!" Shippo sang and started to run away.

"OK… That's it!" Inuyasha was once again chasing Shippo.

"This is really old, isn't it?" Sango said to Kagome, Miroku, and Myoga.

"Yeah." they said simultaneously.

All the sudden there was a loud thudding noise.

"What was that?" Shippo stopped in his tracks and stared open mouth at the forest.

Inuyasha was standing still too, listening.

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" The roar would've been more frightening, but it was too slow.

A giant turtle slowly made his way to the path they were walking on.

"I…… for……the……jewel……shards……" it said slowly.

"Who the hell are you and why do you want the jewel shards?" Inuyasha yelled.

"I……am……Shelby……the……turtle……demon……and……I……want…….jewel…shards……so……I……can……be……faster……so……I……can……be……more……helpful……to……my……master." Shelby the turtle demon said. It took him about ten minutes to finish.

"Wow! He really is slow; he's so slow I could probably run circles around him" Shippo said, surprised.

"I……heard……that……you……mean……you……mean……little……fox……child!" Shelby yelled, trying to step on Shippo.

"You can't catch! Nanana-boo-boo stick your head in doo-doo!" Shippo taunted, as he ran circles around the large turtle.

"Stop……fox!" Then he looked at Kagome. "Woman……you……have……the……jewel……shards……give……them……to……me!" the slow poke lunged at Kagome.

"Kagome! Move!" Inuyasha yelled, putting his hand on his sword hilt.

But Kagome just laughed and walk a few feet away, making Shelby miss by five feet. Inuyasha started to laugh too.

"Jeez! How do you expect to take the jewel shards if you can't even run?" Inuyasha was laughing really hard, enough to get everyone else laughing.

"Myoga, I think you were wrong about what was happening around here. This turtle is too slow to do anything!" Miroku laughed some more, and Myoga crossed his arms and pouted and jumped onto Kirara's head from Miroku's shoulder.

"Stop……laughing……at……me!" Shelby said his voice trembling.

Rustle, rustle

"What was that?" Shippo wondered out loud.

"SHELBY!" A little boy's voice came ringing in their ears.

Then a little boy came into the path. He had black hair pulled into a small ponytail at the base of his head. It look like he didn't have ears because his unruly bangs hid them from sight. He also had bright blue eyes, and a BIG mouth, and he had freckles.

"THERE YOU ARE! YOU NAUGHTY TURTLE!" he yelled. The boy was standing right next to the turtle, he still yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Hey kid, can you stop yelling!" Inuyasha yelled, his ears plastered to his head.

"I'M NOT YELLING!" the boy yelled happily

"Who are you little boy?" Sango asked with her hands on her ears.

"I'M…."

-to be continued-

Boy: CHAPTER 2IS FINISHED!

Barking Inuyasha: Quit yelling, kid!

Boy: I'M NOT YELLING!

Barking Inuyasha: I give up! Who is this boy who can't be talk quietly? Why is this

slow turtle taking orders from a little boy? Why am I asking these

questions? I should know these things!

Boy: YOU SHOULD!

Barking Inuyasha: Will you stop that!

Boy: STOP WHAT!

Barking Inuyasha: Yelling!

Boy: I'M NOT YELLING!

Barking Inuyasha: OK, let's get on with it. I want 5 reviews.

Boy: YOU HEARD HER SHE WANTS 5 OF 'EM!

Barking Inuyasha: For once I'll let him yell.

Boy: I WASN'T YELLING! WHAT IS YOU GUYS' PROBLEM!

Inuyasha: Y-

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha: OW! What was that for!

Boy: BUT WRITER LADY, I WASN'T YELLING!

Barking Inuyasha: Of course you weren't. (Pats head fondly)

Boy: YAY!

TTFN! 