Bohemian Poké-Rhapsody

Is this the Pokemon League?

Is this the Battle Factory?

We're caught in a rockslide,

Watching Lileep evolve into Cradily.

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see.

I've got a poor Sneasel,

Give him no sympathy,

Because he's just easy come, easy go,

Stealing things high, stealing things low.

Anyway the Hoppip blow, doesn't really matter to me.

To me!

Team Rocket just captured a 'mon,

Threw a Pokeball at its head,

It was caught in a snap, now the ball glows red.

Lugia, our battle had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown the Master Ball away.

Pokémon! Oo-ooh-ooh!

Didn't mean to make Togepi cry,

If I'm not back again at my battle tomorrow,

Battle on, battle on!

As if Wobbuffet really matters.

Too late, the next opponent has come,

Glalie sends shivers down my spine,

Machamp breaking bodies all the time.

Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,

Got to rush to the Pokémon Centre to heal my team up.

Pokémon! Oo-ooh-ooh! (Gotta catch 'em all!")

No I did not want Latios to die,

But I sometimes wish he'd never got into his situation at all!

I see a little silhouette of a Mew,

Catch him! Catch him!

Too late, he teleported in a flash.

Thunderbolt produces lightning,

Scary Face is very frightening!

Mewtwo, Rayquaza, Mewtwo, Rayquaza, Kyogre and Groudon,

DEOXYS!

I've got a poor Magikarp, nobody loves him.

He's just a floppy fish, from a floppy family,

Spare him his life from the fans of Ash and Misty.

Pikachu and Pichu ask,

Will you let them go?

The Elite Four says, no we will not let them go,

Let them go!

The Elite Four says, no we will not let them go,

Let them go!

The Elite four says, no we will not let them go,

Let them go!

We will not let them go!

Let them go!

We will not let them go!

Let them go!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno,

Legendary Birds, let them go!

Snorlax is about to come crashing down on me, on me, ON ME!

So you think you can beat me with a Pidgey and a Beautifly?

So you think you in the first movie, they'd let Ash die?

Ohh! Dragonite! You can be the last of your kind, Dragonite!

You'd better get out! You'd better get out of here!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Pokémon battling is hard, anyone can see.

Nothing really matters…

Nothing really matters…

To me… Except Jigglypuff's singing!

Disclaimer: Pokemon copyrighted to Nintendo. Bohemian Rhapsody copyrighted to the band Queen.