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Chapter three coming right up!

Ch.3 Koishi

"I'M… I'M… I'M!" the boy was getting louder with each word.

Knowing what would probably happen, everyone started to get prepared.

Sango, Kagome, and Inuyasha all crouch down and covered their ears. Shippo and Kirara hid behind a really big tree. Miroku, who was oblivious to everything else that was going on, was playing with the rings on his staff, humming to the tune of Jingle, Jingle, Jangle (A/N: You know from Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer?).

Then the boy let it out.

"I'M KOISHI!"

From the force of Koishi's yell, avalanges fell from the snow-capped peaks of Tibet (A/N: Which is millions of miles away from Japan, by the way.) and Shippo and Kirara were blown half way there (A/N: Which is all ocean I hope.).

For everyone who wasn't blown away, their hair was standing straight behind their heads, as were their clothes and anything else that was hanging and movable on their bodies.

Miroku still wasn't fazed one bit, sure his hair and clothes and stuff were all blown back, but he was still playing with his staff, but now he was singing "lalala-la" to the tune of Jingle, Jingle, Jangle, everyone was looking at him funny.

Koishi was about to ask Miroku what he was doing but someone beat him to it.

"What're you doing?" Sango asked.

"Hey who's that?" Miroku asked ignoring her question.

"I'M!"

"Oh no!"

"I'M!"

"Young……Master……doooon't!" Shelby had been moving ever since Kagome had asked Koishi what his name was, finally he got there to put one of hi massive paws on the boy's face, just as he was about to say his name.

The air that came out of his mouth was so forceful, that it created a sonic boom, which blew him twenty feet backward on his butt, and then he went down on his back and didn't move.

"Oh……no!" Shelby started to make his way to his unconscious young master.

"Is he OK?" Kagome asked worriedly.

"Young……Master……are……you…...OK?" Shelby hadn't gotten very far yet.

"OW!" Koishi shot up happily. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT SHELBY!"

"Will you shut-up! Why are you so happy? You just fell on your ass! Shouldn't you be mad at that to-damn-slow turtle!" Inuyasha really did not like this kid.

"Inuyasha! Watch your mouth! He's just a little kid!" Kagome yelled.

"WHAT DOES ASS MEAN!" Koishi asked, scratching his head (A/N: If you could only see the drawing that Raging Psyco made of him. It's pretty cute, so him scratching his head in confusion would look adorable.).

"Don't say that word Koishi, it's bad." Kagome said sternly.

"Well I wouldn't have to curse if he wasn't so loud, making my ears hurt!" Inuyasha yelled angrily.

"I WASN'T YELLING!"

"Yes you were!"

"NO I WASN'T!"

"Yes you were!"

"NUH-UH!"

"Yeah-huh!"

Kagome was getting pissed off; she decided to see just how much she could take of them arguing like children.

Sango, who had lost interest in this conversation long ago, was trying to talk to Miroku.

"What's wrong with you! Didn't you hear him!" She asked.

"I'm sorry Sango, but you'll have to talk louder. I have I have candle wax in my ears!" Miroku cupped his ears with his hand.

"Why do you have wax in your ears?" Sango asked.

"I can't hear you Sango! You'll have to talk louder!" Miroku said loudly.

"Why do you have wax in your ears!" Sango yelled again.

"You know what, why don't I just take the wax out." He said, finally taking the wax out of his ears and it inside his robes.

Sango hit Miroku in the back of the head.

"What was that for?" Miroku asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"For being an idiot. Now, if you don't mind, would you like to tell me why the hell you had wax in your ears? AND why you had the wax in the first place?"

"Well, I was bored, so I just stuck 'em in." he said nervously, rubbing the back of his head.

"You're an idiot. Why did you have it in the first place?" Sango asked, trying to keep her anger level down.

"Actually, I once used it to try to get a room at a head-man's house in another village once." He started.

"Did it work?" She asked, rolling her eyes.

"Surprisingly, no. The head-man saw right through my clever ruse and his guards kicked me out. It started to rain outside, too."

"Serves you right." Sango started to lecture Miroku about how lying is really bad blah, blah, blah (A/N: You know al that crap that your parents tell you when you're little).

Miroku, of course, wasn't even listening because the argument between Inuyasha and Koishi had caught his attention.

"NUH-UH!"

"Yeah-huh!"

"NUH-UH"

"OK that's it! SIT!" Kagome has had enough of Inuyasha's childish behavior.

"WOW! HOW DID YOU DO THAT!" Koishi yelled, amazed.

Before Kagome could answer, Shippo and Kirara landed, both soaked to the bone. Shippo jumped off Kirara and ran right up to Koishi and went, "Hi, I'm Shippo the fox demon!"

"HI SHIPPO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND!" Koishi asked hopefully.

"Sure." Shippo said happily.

"YAY!" Koishi grabbed Shippo by the hands and they both started to do a happy dance together (A/N: Koishi is maybe about a couple feet taller than Shippo so this isn't very hard to do.). "I HAVE A FRIEND! I NEVER HAD A FRIEND BESIDES SHELBY BEFORE!"

After they had finished dancing, Shippo took Koishi by the hand and lead him over to where Kirara was scratching the water from her ears.

"Let me introduce you to everyone! This is Kirara. She's a fire cat demon. She can turn little and big. And she's Sango's pet. And-and-" Shippo was starting to turn blue from not breathing.

"Mew!" Kirara hit him in the head so he would stop talking and breathe.

"Thanks… Kirara!" Shippo said breathlessly.

"HELLO KIRARA!" Koishi said happily, patting her on the head.

"Mew." Kirara said in greeting.

"This is Sango. She's a demon slayer. She's really nice. She hits Miroku a lot." Shippo said, pulling Koishi along, who was now holding and petting Kirara.

"WHY DOES SHE DO THAT!" Koishi asked.

"Because Miroku likes to touch her, and ask other women to bear his child. I think that she likes him, and gets sad when he flirts with other women…." Sango's face turned bright red when that was said; Miroku just looked at her, deep in thought.

"… She's really strong though. She has a hugemungus boomerang that she uses to slay demons, and to hit Miroku with." Shippo finished.

"HELLO MISS SANGO! YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY!" Koishi yelled, doing a cute little bow. Sango blushes a little.

"This is Miroku. He's the strongest person I know!" Miroku's chest puffed out with pride.

"WHY!" Koishi asked.

"Because Sango almost kills him everyday and he hasn't died yet." Miroku deflated with a sigh, a little anime puff coming out of his mouth.

"He's really perverted and he has a wind tunnel in his right hand, it can suck up stuff. Why is he perverted you ask? Because he's an idiot that I think likes it when Sango hits him." Shippo said laughing at his own little joke.

"HELLO MIROKU!"

"Gee, thanks for the nice introduction Shippo." Miroku mumbled.

"This is Kagome!" Shippo said as he pulled Koishi away from the pouting monk. "She's from the future! She brings me candy. Candy's good. Next time that I have candy, I'll have to give you some. And-"

"Shippo, you're babbling again." Kagome warned.

"Oh, heh, heh. Sorry Kagome." Shippo was silent for a minute, trying to collect his thoughts. "Anyway, Kagome is from the future, and she can go back and forth between the times in the Bone Eater's Well. She's super nice, but when Inuyasha makes her angry, she can be really scary. She can make him slam face first into the ground, just by saying the word sit! It's all because Granny Kaede put the Beads of Subjugation on him the day when Kagome and Inuyasha first met. But she's still really nice. She's my mommy!" Shippo then started hugging Kagome's leg and rubbing his face on it with affection.

"HELLO MISS KAGOME! YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY, JUST LIKE MISS SANGO!" Koishi yelled, doing another cute little bow.

"Why thank you Koishi." Kagome said.

"BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SHIPPO'S MOTHER! YOU'RE NOT A DEMON!" Koishi yelled.

"She's my… uh… my… my…it's what you call a mother that's not really your mother … OK I give up. What're you again Kagome?" Shippo asked.

"Sigh, I'm your adoptive mother Shippo." Kagome corrected him.

"Yeah that's it! Adobited mother!" Shippo said happily.

"I give up." Kagome sighed.

"See I don't remember my real mother really well, and my father was murdered by the Thunder Brothers."

"I'M SORRY SHIPPO!" Koishi didn't sound as happy as he usually did.

"But anyway, on to the next person. This is Inuyasha. He's a half-demon. He's mean, he yells a lot, he's abusive, and he's jealous." Shippo laughed at the last part, but he didn't laugh for long, because Inuyasha hit him in the head.

"See, what I mean! Inuyasha was once sealed to the tree for fifty years by a priestess named Kikyo. When Kagome first came through the well, she broke the spell and woke him up. Now they both are on a quest for the jewel shards, along with me, Sango, Miroku, and Kirara. Inuyasha gets jealous easily. See, he likes Kagome but won't admit it and he gets jealous of any male demon or human that talks to her. Like there's this wolf demon named Koga, and he likes Kagome too, and Inuyasha almost killed him this morning for trying to take Kagome away. He's also used to two-time her with a dead lady named Kikyo, the same lady that sealed him to the God-Tree, but Kagome killed her this morning." Shippo finished his little speech with a big smile on his face.

He looked over to Inuyasha, who was red with anger and embarrassment, mostly anger. Shippo noticed the anger and frantically jumped on to Kagome's shoulder for protection. Inuyasha was about to lunge for him, but seeing the murderous look from Kagome, which practically said 'touch him and die.', he stopped and plopped down to the ground in the pouting position mumbling something on the lines of ' stupid bitch' and 'Stupid little baby'.

"HELLO INUYASHA!" Koishi yelled right into Inuyasha's ear.

"Holy crap! OW! Don't yell in my ear! What are you, a hanyou? Because there's no way that a human could be that loud." Inuyasha yelled.

"I'M A QUARTER-DEMON! AND I'M NOT LOUD!" Koishi yelled back.

"Yes you are!"

"NO I'M NOT! MY NAME MEANS QUIET, SO I'M QUIET!"

"It doesn't work that way!"

"YES IT DOES! WHY WOULD MY NAME MEAN QUIET IF I'M NOT QUIET! WHY WOULD IT LIE TO ME!"

"Your name is an inanimate object. It can't lie to you!"

"YES IT CAN!"

"No it can't!" and then he hit Koishi in the head.

"OW!"

"Inuyasha! Don't hit him!" Sango yelled

"I can hit him if I want to!" then as if to prove his point, he hit Koishi again.

"OW!"

"Inuyasha, the girls have taken a liking to this new boy, so you have to be nice to him." Miroku warned.

"That doesn't mean that I have to like him. He yells too much." Inuyasha mumbled.

"I, for one, think the yelling is kinda cute."

"What's wrong with you? You've been acting really gay all day." Inuyasha gave the monk a weird look.

"I have not!" he said in defense.

"Whatever, Miroku."

With Shippo and Koishi

"OK, is that the plan?" Shippo whispered to his new friend. Koishi just nodded in agreement.

"Hey Kagome!" Shippo called, running over to his mother figure. Koishi followed, and when they got to the girls, Koishi took each of the hands in each of his own.

"SINCE IT'S GETTING DARK OUT, YOU GUYS CAN COME AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME! IF YOU WANT TO THAT IS!" Koishi offered.

"We'd love to come and spend the night, Koishi, thank you!" Kagome said, smiling warmly.

"BUT HE CAN'T COME!" he said as an after thought, pointing at Inuyasha.

"I go where Kagome goes, so live with it!" Inuyasha snapped back.

"FINE!" Koishi said, just as harshly.

"You know what kid; you should learn to be more respectful… of …your…elders. Hey get back here! I was talking!" then he ran up to catch up with them.

With Sango and Koishi

"You know what, Koishi, you sorta remind me of my little brother. Not in voice volume but in other ways." Sango said as she walked hand in hand with the boy.

"REALLY MISS SANGO!" Koishi asked looking up at her.

"Yes. Do you live with you parents Koishi?"

Koishi hesitated for a moment, 'Should I tell her the truth?', "UH, YES I DO, BUT THEY'RE OUT SOMEWHERE AND SHELBY'S BABYSITTING!"

"Oh." Sango replied.

About ten minutes later

"WE'RE HERE!" Koishi said happily, throwing his arms out wide, indicating a large cave.

"Wow!" Shippo said happily, jumping out of Kagome's bike basket.

It was a really big cave, with a large area near the mouth and a small on leading off the back wall. Koishi led them to the smaller room first.

"THIS IS MY ROOM!" Koishi said happily, turning around with his arms wide.

Shippo, Kagome, and Sango all looked around. The cave room wasn't much but it was homey (A/N: what I mean by homey is that it looks like a real room in a house) just the same. It had a makeshift bed in the middle of the cave, with a few homemade toys scattered around the room.

Koishi plopped down onto the bed, and Shippo, with out a word of warning, jumped on Koishi's stomach and started to tickle and play wrestle with him.

Kagome and Sango watched with motherly looks on their faces. The guys chose then to finally come into the cave, the watched the two girls as they doted on the two little boys.

"I just have a feeling that there's something that that kid isn't telling us." Inuyasha said for the fifth time since they walked to the cave.

"You worry too much! Jeez! You know you might want to start being a little nicer to Koishi. I think that the girls have taken a liking to him." Miroku looked at the two women who were playing a little kid game with Koishi, Shippo, and Kirara (A/N: Sorry for not mentioning that Kirara came with Sango into the cave. It's the Chibis! I swear!)

"Hmph… what gave you that idea." Inuyasha made a side-ways glance at the others, who were now having a tickle fight. He knew that what Miroku was saying was true, but being the stubborn guy that he was, he didn't want to admit that the monk was right.

Miroku sighed dreamily, "I wish that Sango would look that happy when I ask her to bear my children."

Kagome and Sango had just put the two little ones to bed, when Kagome heard Miroku say what he said. 'I wonder if Sango heard Miroku say that.' She looked to the side to see if Sango had heard him, but Sango was to busy looking at Koishi and Shippo talk quietly in the other room.

"What are you thinking about Sango?" she asked softly.

"I can't help but think that he looks Kohaku." Sango said, slightly confused. "He's such a cute little boy."

"Come on Sango, lets go to the hot spring that Koishi told us about." Kagome then took Sango by the hand and led her away and out of the cave.

Back to Inuyasha and Miroku

"You know what Miroku; I bet that you can't not be perverted for more than a day." Inuyasha was getting a sly look o his face.

"Is that a challenge?" Miroku asked.

"No shit Sherlock." (A/N: He learned this saying from Kagome's time, or that's what I say)

Miroku struck the mini-skirt pose (A/N: If you want to know what this looks like than watch the 13 episode of Full Metal Alchemist) "I accept your challenge!"

"Okay, why don't we sweeten the deal?" the hanyou said sneakily.

"Okay!" Miroku reached behind a rock and…

About five to ten minutes earlier (with Koishi and Shippo)

After Sango and Kagome left, the boys were talking about candy, or at least Shippo was, because Koishi just listened and nodded and shook his head every once and a while.

"Hey I just had an idea! You know that I told you that Kagome always keeps sugar in her bag for emergencies, right?" the kitsune was getting excited.

Koishi only nodded his head, slightly confused.

"Well, guess what! I saw Miroku take this really big bag of sugar from her bag when we got here, he hid it behind a rock. And do you know what we're gonna do?"

Koishi shook his head this time.

"We're gonna go behind that rock and eat some of it!"

Koishi's eyebrows went up so far that they disappeared into hi bangs. He shook his head frantically, his eyes saying: ' No we can't! We'll get in trouble.'

"No we won't. Miroku would for taking the sugar in the first place." Shippo was trying to reassure him.

Koishi sighed and nodded his head in defeat.

"Yes!" and with that they started to sneak off and got to the rock just as Miroku and Inuyasha were talking about the bet, and started eating the sugar.

Just at that moment when we left Inuyasha and Miroku

Miroku reached behind the rock and pulled out a half-empty, fifty pound bag of sugar.

"What's with the sugar?" Inuyasha asked.

"We're gonna sweeten the deal! But when I first got this, it was at least two times more sugar in the bag…." He looked behind the rock, just as Kagome and Sango were walking back into the cave.

And what he saw was two little boys with sugar all over their faces, and their pupils gone from their eyes. Shippo with out any warning, shot off, and started to literally bounce off the walls.

Shippo, seeing Koishi still on the ground in a stupor, ran back to hi friend and started to pull on him. "Cmeonyougottarunaroundtoo!"

As if Shippo's words woke him up, Koishi exploded too!

-to be continued-

Barking Inuyasha: So ends chapter 3. I worked so hard typing this, and I wanted it to be perfect for the fans out there.

Honest-Chan: (pops out of my ear) She's lying. She was just slacking off.

Barking Inuyasha: Honest-Chan! How many times have I told you to keep your big mouth shut?

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