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Barking Inuyasha: By the way, I'm Queen of the Chibis now, you can see the full list of my chibis in my profile.

Barking Inuyasha: You know what; I think that we should go back in time. How you ask? With this time machine that I invented. (Shows off a small metal pod that fits one person and that looks like it would fall apart if a piece of dust falls on it) It runs n ketchup! I like ketchup. It's so tomatoey and—oops! Heh heh, I got a little sidetracked, anyway let's get back to the task at hand. (Steps in and everything turns black for a few seconds, and then steps out, and watches the scene)

Inutaishio: Inuyasha…

Takemaru (BASTARD!): What was that?

Inutaishio: The infant, the child's name shall be Inuyasha…

Barking Inuyasha: OOPS! (Jumps back into the time machine and is transported back to the current time) Something must not be right, because it wasn't supposed to go that far back, let me look at the blueprints… (Looks at a childish drawing, with an almost comical thinking face) Okay I gotta look for the weak spot… (Takes out stethoscope and starts listening for weak spots) There it is… (Takes out a hammer) this is a very scientific procedure… (Starts beating machine with a hammer) There, it should work now. (Gets into it once again)

Ch. 4 Jaken Abuse

When Koishi yelled his name, there were many natural disasters that were caused by it. What I mean is, like avalanches and tsunamis and stuff like that. But we're not talking about that kind of thing.

"I'M…KOISHI!"

"What was that?" Rin asked, as she stopped, seeing that her lord had stopped as well.

Sesshomaru had a headache that day, and whatever that yell was, made it worse. 'I need to think about something else… ummmmmmmm… Tetsusiaga … uh… killing Inuyasha to get the Tetsusiaga, …-'

"OH MY GOODNESS! WAHAT'S GOING ON MILORD? IS SOMEONE BEING TORTURED? DO YOU THINK THAT THEY WILL COME AFTER US NEXT?..." Jaken cut through Sesshomaru's thoughts like a knife; if he had a head ache before, it just got worse. Jaken was now running in a panicked circle, screaming his little toad head off. Rin was giggling at him to herself.

"Jaken. Stop it." Sesshomaru stopped his vassal with a boot to the head. "Give me the Staff."

Jaken's eyes got all big and watery (A/N: I think that Jaken is gay. Anyone else agree with me? Huh, huh?) "Oh yes Milord! I'll do anything for you! Just say the word and it's done. If you-"

While Jaken was babbling, Sesshomaru stooped down so he was level with Rin's ear, and whispered something to her. He stood up to look at Jaken again, and Rin put her hands over her ears, and started to dance around and hum to herself (A/N: I think Rin is one of the cutest little kids in manga or anime, I have a list of the cutest little kids in anime and manga on my part of the profile on Psychotic Quartet).

"JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN STAFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Sesshomaru yelled, really pissed off.

"Lord Sesshomaru, you know that you're really handsome when you're angry." Jaken was being the biggest fag in the world at the moment.

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING STAFF, YOU STUPID ASS BITCH!" he kicked Jaken into the air like a soccer ball, and then kicked him into a tree. Jaken was now out cold.

Sesshomaru tapped Rin on the head to signal her that she could let go of her ears.

Rin who was actually sing now, stopped abruptly and took her hands off her ears. "That was a long time to wait, Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin said happily.

"Rin, watch me when Jaken regains consciousness. But I still want you to keep your ears shut." Sesshomaru ordered, not looking at her.

"Yes Sir!" Rin replied, smiling cutely (A/N: Rin is sooooooooooooooo cute!).

Jaken's Dream World

Jaken was in a meadow full of flowers, picking flowers (A/N: I'm making this as gay as possible, so bear with me), When his handsome Lord Sesshomaru walked up to him.

"Jaken, I can no longer hide my feelings for you any longer." Sesshomaru said with a lot of feeling. He stooped down to Jaken and moved his face so they were only inches apart. He was moving closer with every word, "Jaken …I…-"

POW! Jaken was kicked hard in the stomach, which woke him from his dream state. "OW, DAMMIT!" he yelled.

After hearing that last word come out of his idiot vassal's mouth, Sesshomaru glanced over to Rin, who to his horror didn't have her ears covered up.

"JAKEN! I DIDN'T WANT RIN TO HEAR THOSE TYPES OF WORDS YET!" Sesshomaru yelled, pulling Jaken up by his collar.

"I didn't mean to Milord, I swear!" Jaken pleaded

"YOU SURE DID SWEAR!" Sesshomaru punched Jaken's head, really hard.

Rin watch as the dog demon yelled and pummeled the little imp, and wondered what damnit meant. She'd have to ask Lord Sesshomaru later.

"IF (SLAM) YOU (SLAM) EVER (SLAM) SAY (SLAM) THOSE (SLAM)," Sesshomaru was slamming Jaken in to the hard ground with each word he said, "TYPE (SLAM) OF WORDS (SLAM) AGAIN (SLAM) IN FRONT (SLAM) OF RIN (SLAM) I'LL (SLAM) KILL YOU!" he slammed Jaken down a few more times to make his point. Jaken was so beaten up that he couldn't move. Then Sesshomaru, who still had the staff in his hand, used it to smack Jaken off the cliff like a golf ball.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Jaken screamed all the way down.

"Wow Lord Sesshomaru, you hit Master Jaken really hard!" Rin said watching Jaken roll down the cliff.

"Rin, light this branch." Sesshomaru ordered, handing her a tree branch.

"Yes Sir!" she quickly built a fire with great skill for a little girl (A/N: How Rin knows how to light a fire, I don't know.). "Here you go Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin said handing him the flaming branch.

"Thank you Rin." Sesshomaru threw the branch down to the falling imp and he hit his target. The imps head was now on fire.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!" Jaken screamed in pain in the distance.

'This is hilarious! I have to do this more often!' Sesshomaru was trying to hold in historical laughter, but smiled all the same.

"Wow." Rin whispered in awe. She watched Jaken run around in circles, and cursing, loudly, the fire that was singeing head. Hearing his cursing, Rin suddenly remembered the word Jaken yelled earlier. "Lord Sesshomaru, what does dammit mean?" she asked innocently, tugging at his pooffy pant legs.

Sesshomaru had been trying to hold in his laughter, when he heard Rin say the curse word. "Rin you must never that word ever, ever again. Understand?" Sesshomaru was kneeling in front of her, shaking his finger in her face.

"Why?" Rin asked, tilting her head to the side cutely (A/N: I've said it before and I'll say it again, Rin is veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrry cute!).

"It's not a good word, and Jaken will be punished severely for soiling you perfect, innocent brain." Sesshomaru replied.

"My brain is perfect my Lord?" Rin said excitedly, her eyes twinkling.

"Yes Rin. Now promise me that you'll never say that bad word again." Sesshomaru ordered.

"Okay!" Rin said, giggling happily. She walked off a little bit and started to hum and sing quietly to herself.

Sesshomaru watched her for a small moment with a small fatherly smile on his face, and then looked down the cliff to see Jaken lying face down in the ground, burned to a crisp. He sniffed the air a little bit to make sure he was still alive, and then called Rin back over to him.

"Yes, my Lord?" Rin said sweetly.

Sesshomaru smiled evilly. "Do you want to learn something new today, Rin?"

"Oh yes, Lord Sesshomaru!" she nodded her head vigorously.

"Would you like to make Jaken really happy?"

"Yes! Master Jaken is my friend!" Rin said happily.

'Hee hee, this is going to be great!' Sesshomaru thought to himself. Then he started to teach Rin how to hurt things.

A Few Hours Later

"Remember Rin, when Jaken comes back up the cliff in a few minutes, you gotta yell in his ear, punch his stomach, and when he starts to yell with joy to kick him where I showed you earlier, okay?" Sesshomaru had smelled Jaken waking up, and coming up the cliff, so he was giving Rin some last minute instructions.

"Like this, my Lord?" Rin asked innocently, and then she swiftly kicked him "there".

With the impact, Sesshomaru's eye twitched with pain, and he had to bit his lips to keep from crying out. "Yes… Rin… like that." replied in a strained voice. Rin beamed and made her way to the edge of the cliff to wait for Jaken.

Sesshomaru watched as Jaken finally made his appearance.

"Hi Master Jaken!" Rin screamed in his ear.

"AH! OW!" First Jaken screamed in shock, and then he screamed in pain because Rin had punched him hard in the stomach.

"Rin! What do you think your doing!" Jaken screamed in rage. Rin just giggled and then kick him with all her might in the balls.

Jaken screamed in pain, and Sesshomaru laughed quietly to himself as Rin skipped back to him happily.

"Did I do good, Lord Sesshomaru?" She asked urgently.

"You did great Rin" Sesshomaru replied. 'I'll have to get Rin to do this more often!' he thought as he watch Rin run away laughing as the stupid toad chased her. As he watched, he thought of more evil and painful things he could do to his lowly vassal.

END

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