Ch. 2 Within The Wally Walls of Wallmart.

"Wal-Mart" -professor Snape read the Enormous white sign on the side of the building.

He started to walk in, but all of a sudden: THWAK! He bumped into the sliding glass doors.

"Magical forcefeild!" snape muttered under his breath. "Someone doesn't want me here... YOU!"

Severus turned to the writer. "You pitiful excuse for a writer! Why don't you just come down here

and let me tell you what I think of you!" He screamed. Everyone stared blankly at him.

And, she did... just to make the plot a little better.

"Hello Sevvie." Lilly K. looked slyly up at a slightly out-of-sorts professor snape.

"Why you feind! you thug! you rascal! you think you can just march yourself in front of a

computer monitor and start making my life miserable! Now you're going to hear what i REALLY think

of you... and don't you DARE go editing this out! You're a-"

But he didn't say what he was about to. Because just then, she stepped her foot onto the

automatic door opener.

"You're a GODSEND! Thank you SO MUCH for getting me through the inpenatrable barrier!"

Snape sang as he walked through the automatic door. "Now off to find those stickers!"

There they were... The harry potter stickers that Snape had worked to hard and to long to get

were within arm's reach on the end of Isle five in the plumbing section. Suddenly, a st(G)ranger

with puffy brown hair picked up the last package of stickers.

Snape snatched his wand from it's neon pink official barbie wand case. "AVADA-" he began.

"Expelliarmus!" She shouted as snape's wand fell to the floor. "Hey mommy, I found a cool stick

on the ground!" a toddler said as he tugged at snape's wand.

"Oh well..." the professor said to himself. "I forgot the rest of that incantation anyways."

Suddenly, the writer appeared to restock the stickers.

"Remind me not to complain about her anymore!" Severus remarked happily to the audience as

he snatched up the stickers and went to check out.

You readers probably think that was a little to easy... well, Severus isn't that lucky.

"Sir, your total is four hundred fifty eight dollars and ninety three cents!"

the young legally-blonde-like casheer exclaimed cheerfully.

"What's with you muggles!" snape wondered aloud. "Muggle clothes, muggle money, even muggle

MUGGLES! -gee, what's the muggle world comming to theese days? Could you just take this sickle."

Severus waved the shiny silver coin in front of the cashier.

"Well... okay! it is shiny..." she said as she pocketed it. "Now you owe us 306 more dollars.

you can pay that off by working for us until we close today." she smiled.

Thus: Chaos insued. And professor snape became an official Wal-Mart Employee.

"Now you DO understand that you don't get off on sundays, saturdays, christmas, cristmas eve,

easter, haloween, labor day, or EVER! Independance day becomes dependance day because here at

walmart, we depend on you... understand?"

A fat man smiled as he patted poor severus on the back after signing the form.

"But I'm only working for ONE DAY!" Severus reminded him. "Wrong again!" The man smiled widely.

"The contract says you work untill we close today... this is a 24-hour Wal-Mart... WE NEVER

CLOSE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Severus could see he had gotten himself into more trouble than he bargained for. and with his

wand in the hands of some four-year-old... well he didn't want to think about it.