Ch.3. Wishing We WERN'T Within the Wally Walls of Wal-Mart.

Severus was assigned the meanial task of restocking the makeup department.

He had just started testing one of the free sample lip glosses when he started wondering why

nothing very weird was happening to him anymore... and just when he thought life couldn't get any

worse, In strolled a smiling Remus Lupin carrying Sirius Black.

"Sir! Sir?" remus asked the tall, pale, long dark haired sinister-looking wall-mart employee

with cherry lip gloss on. Severus was PRAYING that they wouldn't recognize him with his hair in

braids.

"Yes, what do you want?" he sneered as he put on some powdered rouge. "Se- Se- SEVERUS!"

Lupin started, and black finished. "Come on remi..." Sirius sighed. "Let's just purchase the nail

polish, and go."

"No wait... Let's have some fun! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Remus laughed sinisterly.

Sirius black finally caught on.

"You're a cotton headed ninny-muggins!" Lupin teased. "What! I AM NOT!" Snape lashed back.

"Severus... the customer is ALWAYS right!" giggled his legally-blondelike supervisor as she

continued smearing on eyeshadow.

"You're a cotton headed ninny-muggins!" Lupin teased again. Severus sighed, "All right, I AM a

cotton headed ninny-muggins."

Lupin and sirius started clapping for themselves. "And now you're going to tell us your secret

crush!" Sirius black laughed out loud. "What i'd never tell you..." His supervisor waved a

dissaproving finger at him. "It's Narcissa Malfoy." he gave in.

"Now Severus, which shade of eyeshadow would make me look most atractive?" he asked, trying to

look inocent. "this is more fun than truth or dare!" he whispered to himself.

"You wouldn't look any better than you do unless you wore a LAMPSHADE!" Severus smirked.

His supervisor glared at him. "What? I'm ENCOURAGING him to buy a lamp shade!" severus whined.

"...With your complexion sir, you'll look most atractive in that shade of orrange."

It was Sirius's turn agian... "Holy smokes! Remi We're late for Tuba lessons! Aunt Claire is

gonna kill us!" He screamed as he looked at his watch. "Severus, this ISN'T over!" he yelled

backwards, then they disaperated.

"Always Remember Sevvie..." the writer apeared momentarilly to say "The customer is always

rignt!" then dissaperated.

"More like the customer is always a PSYCHO CASE!" professor snape mumbled."