Lights were all over the studio. There were a million people walking around it seemed. Rachel seemed to enamored by it all. Ross on the other hand, had sweat pouring off him.

"Oh look a real tv studio." said Rachel as she walked over and touched the director's chair.

"Rachel we had this talk , you are not going to do anything to embarrass me." Ross whispered. "If someone flirts with me, you are not going to pick a fight with them."

"She grabbed your ass Ross." Rachel said.

"She is a professional, let her do her job." he reasoned. At that moment Dee walked over to the feuding couple.

"Hello Ross , Rachel, do you guys like the room?" Dee asked.

"It's great Dee, thanks." Ross said.

"Yes thanks so much, is this where it's going to be filmed?' Rachel asked enthusiastically.

"Yes they have a rather simple set. Mind you it is just a test." Dee reminded them. "We have a lot of high hopes riding on this."

Bobbie strolled in on her heels. "Hello Ross, so it's the big day . I talked to someone from the Discovery Channel and we made some changes."

Rachel kept giving Bobbie dirty looks. She didn't like that woman at all.

"I'm who you talked with ," smiled Dee. "Dee Hall, Discovery Channel." She extended her hand.

"Bobbie Wheeler, biggest shark in Hollywood. This is my latest discovery. I want only the best for this boy. He is my pet project." she purred running her fingers through Ross' hair.

"Okay, let's get Ross to hair and make up first." Dee said as she led Ross away.

"I don't like her , I don't like her at all." mumbled Rachel

"Rachel for the last time, let these people work with me. They only have the best intentions." Ross said

"Yeah I know her intention." Rachel intoned.

"Sweetie I am yours okay, I may ogled and lusted after by these women , but you are the woman I come home to and share my bed with ." Ross sweetly said as he took her hand and a stylist went to work on his hair.

"Ogled and lusted?" Rachel laughed.

"Yeah I mean they didn't pick me for this because of my brain alone, they can spot a combination of talent , looks, and brains. ." Ross said as he raised his eyebrow.

"Ross, face it your no Brad Pitt." laughed Rachel.

"I'll second that honey. But he is such a cad for leaving Jen you know." the stylist swished as he put down his comb. "Voila."

It was like a whole new Ross. His hair was combed down and not spiked like it usually was. He had a hint of a sideburn and a five o'clock shadow.

"Perfect, Miguel you are a genius." Bobbie said as she clapped her hands together. "Now wardrobe." she said as she pulled Ross out of the chair.

"Hold it , I am Ross' wardrobe consultant." Rachel said as she pulled back Ross from Bobbie.

"Honey I told you that you are going to have to put Ross in my hands if you want something to happen. Now it is one thing to go into Barney's and pick out a tie, this is getting him ready for camera." Bobbie said.

Rachel bellowed. "I will have you know I was a personal shopper at Bloomingdales, assistant buyer, and assistant in purchasing for lingerie. Currently I am one of the executives at Ralph Lauren in the men swear division. I think I know a little about dressing men ."

"Rachel!" Ross bellowed. "Let them do their job."

Rachel 's face started to pucker up and she began to pout.

"Fine, fine, you don't want me. I'll go." Rachel said as she started to cry.

"Honey, wait, no I need you here. This is for us, honey, remember?" Ross begged.

"I guess I can take any suggestions you have. Mrs. Geller, " said the stylist.

Rachel looked through the racks and looked back at the set. She held up sweater after sweater until she found the look she was going for.

"There we are , casual yet handsome, urban , yet rugged. He looks like the host of a nature show now." Rachel said as she paraded Ross in front of Bobbie, Dee, and the two stylists.

"Now he looks hot." said Miguel as he lusted after him with his eyes.

"A splendid choice Rachel." squealed Dee. "Our Dinosaur man."

"Yum baby yum." drooled Bobbie.

As he strolled across the set, Ross was dressed in a dark brown sweater with a beige shirt underneath. His pants were dark brown as well and very snug.

"That's the look." smiled Rachel. "Honey you look great." she said as she put her arms around Ross' neck.

"Rach please we're in public and we don't want to smear my make up." Ross reminded her.

"Great I'm married to a dinosaur diva." said Rachel with a look on her face..

Next chapter the screen test and joey goes to a premiere. The J and P heats up as Ross goes on camera.