Oh my god! That is so freakin' great! I wasn't planning on writing anymore for a while, but I had to because of the great reviews I got. I know it needs a little work, but I just find it funny. I thought you guys might enjoy it, and the majority of you did. Thanks for reading, you'll find out why Tea hates them in this chapter! Oh but I just have one thing to say to a person who left a review for me… I got one anonymously that called me a stupid-ass Tea-hater. Yes, yes I am. As for hoping I die, hope all you want but I live on! And lastly, as for being jealous of her, um… dude, my brother wrote the first chapter. And he's not really interested in Yami, or Yugi, or anime actually. So... yeah. Anyway, love ya lots for that great review that inspired me to write again and burn in hell you b—I mean, thanks for that great review.
Flashback…
"Wow, that was nice huh? Marik?" She said as she lifted her hands off his shoulders. As she turned to walked away, Marik collapsed on the floor, passed out in a drunken haze. Her eyes filled with tears and she ran out the door. She didn't get more then five steps down the street before she was hit by a speeding limonene. (Lol, oh my god, I could see this happening!)
"What was that?" The driver stopped the car and got out. Seto glared at him.
"Forget it, it was just some stupid animal that wasn't smart enough to get out of the way, now drive or you're fired." He sneered. The driver, whom we shall call James, didn't want to be fired, he had a family to think about. They drove off, leaving Tea bleeding on the side of the road. An hour later, Ryou was the driver and he was the only one who wasn't drunk out of his mind. Bakura took over when he saw Tea. He swerved so he hit her, then laughed evilly as he drove off. The others laughed as well, thinking it was some joke they missed out on.
Present time…
Tea looked upon the cliff side mansion as it burned in flames. She took out a sheet of paper with several names on it.
Marik
Joey
Yugi
Ryou/Bakura
Seto
She scratched out Seto's name and at the bottom wrote 'Innocent bystanders that got in my way: 1) Mokuba.' She folded the paper up and stuck it in her pocket.
"You didn't even come to see me in the hospital… not even one of you." She growled. "You'll all pay." She walked back to her house and cleaned off the blood.
Mokuba and Seto's Funeral…
Surprisingly, few people were crying, and those that were, were only doing so because they were left out of Seto's will. Tea served the crowd, her eyes fell on one particular guy, rich blonde hair, and brown eyes. After the procession, she walked up to him.
"Get away from me you wench!" He yelled, obviously he had brought some of that punch home. Tea just smiled and invited Joey over for lunch. Joey agreed, it was food, and Joey never turned down food, even as a drunk. It turns out that Seto had left Tea a nice mansion, then again, she wrote that part herself. Joey sat in the dining room.
"Yo, Tea, when you was in da hospital—" He turned smiling, and his eyes grew wide in fear. She had two steak knives.
"You called me wench again Joey!" She stabbed him before he could scream.
…Hm. I couldn't think of a good way to kill Joey. Oh well, if you guys have any ideas on how to kill the characters, let me know, 'kay? You know what to do. Oh and if you're just gonna wish I was dead, or call me names, I'll only laugh at you because I'm just that messed up in the head. Lol.