Everyone's mouth dropped. She stood there in a red spaghetti strapped Versace. Rachel had the simplest necklace, but the star diamond was at least 5 karats. Two chandelier earrings that were encrusted with rubies hung from her earlobes. Her honey blonde hair hung loosely on her shoulders. The Jimmy Choos she wore had at least a four inch skinny heel as they were strapped to her feet. But she could pull it off, after all her escort was over six feet tall.

"Well?" Rachel said as she emerged from the bedroom. Monica had her hands over her mouth. "You look gorgeous. You look like a movie star."

"I haven't seen anyone that glamorous since the Golden Globes in 2001." Added Chandler.

"Are you sure Chandler, nothing inherited from your father?" Monica said giving him a look.

"Hey he was nice to you. He gave you some old gowns that were too small for him when we visited." Chandler reprimanded her.

"Rachel , you look like a princess." Phoebe said. "Maybe in a past life , you really were. After all I was a nurse in the civil war."

Joey came over and hugged her. "One word HOT!"

A voice came from the bedroom."Hands off Tribbiani." It said.

Phoebe put her arm around Joey, "That's okay Ross, he can look , he just can't touch. " Joey kissed her on the cheek.

"Honey, now it's your turn." Rachel said as she picked up her purse which was a ruby colored Gucci sparkled with red stones on it. Ross stopped at the door for a minute then walked out.

"I am in love." Rachel exclaimed. The stylist had really done their work. Ross had a deep tan and his hair was moussed. They decided to go with a black Italian cut tux. Around his neck was a white scarf just hung loosely.

"Hey handsome want to go to bed later?" Rachel purred. She threw her arms around Ross. "Honey , you look so sexy. You look like a movie star." Monica walked over and looked at him. "I can't believe you are my brother. He actually looks good."

"Very nice my friend, very nice. An Italian cut is a very flattering choice with your frame and the black is perfect with your coloring." Chandler added. Monica came over and put her hand around him. "Is this what I am stuck with when you bond with your father? Start acting like a man again. I don't want the press thinking that the Dinosaur Guy's sister had to get a gay guy as a mercy date." Chandler took his arm from around Ross and looked at Monica with a sorry look.

"You look like you are ready for Hollywood, Doc?" Gina said. "Real first class.

"Yet it does not deflect from the fact that you are an educated man." Added Michael. "

"Yeah , you still look like you are smart. You are probably the smartest guy I know." Said Joey. Michael cleared his throat and looked at Joey. "Other than my brilliant nephew, that is."

"Hey Joe , you said you had a date for me for this thing. Where is she?" said Michael as he looked around to see if anyone was coming.

"Here I am big boy." Michael's face dropped. It was Joey and now Ross' agent Bobbie. "I am yours for the evening." She said in her husky voice. She was wearing a silver beaded gown with large halter straps.

"My father has a gown like that. He wears it in his I Will Survive number." Exclaimed Chandler. Monica gave him another look. "You are becoming gayer every minute you are in this town. Now I mean this literally, straighten up." She yelled. Monica grabbed her blue beaded purse. "Well the kids are with a baby sitter , we are all now ready, all we need to do is wait for the limos."

"How is my star tonight?" Bobbie said as she moved her fingers up Ross body. "He is just fine." Rachel said as she moved them off of him.

"You agent, me wife." She said fiercely. Ross gave Rachel a look. "Rach, please , this night is very important to me, to us, please let's not start off by being the jealous wife. You are the only woman for me." He said with a kiss. "Even if Isabella Rosalini threw herself at you tonight or Jennifer Aniston? " Rachel asked. "Even if they did, hmm Jennifer Aniston? He teased. "Ross." Rachel warned. "Nope only you." He said sweetly.

The limos started to pull up as everyone got in. Ross started to get in with everyone else. "Oh I have a note you and Mrs. Geller ,don't get in this limo, you get in that one. " the driver said. Next to it, pulled up an even bigger limousine. The driver got out and opened the back door, "Our carriage awaits Cinderella." Ross said as they entered the limo. Rachel picked up the train of her dress and then the driver closed the door and they took off. The other limo driver let them pass because they were the lead car.

"To my big night." Ross said as they held up the two champagne flutes and toasted in the limo. Rachel just couldn't believe the size of the limousine.

Arriving at the theatre, a man with sunglasses and an earpiece put a ticket on the limo. He directed the driver to a special area. Dee was waiting there . "Ross, come on, the press is here." She said as she hustled them out of the limo. At that moment, the flashbulbs went off and people were gathering around them.

"Over here Dr. Geller." Shouted one of the paparazzi. "Who is the gorgeous babe with you." Rachel smiled at that comment.

"This is my beautiful wife , Rachel." Ross said proudly. Rachel lifted her arm and waved at the crowds and the photographers.

"Let's get one of this gorgeous couple." Another photographer shouted as another camera went off.

Pat O ' Brien stood by a camera. "Oh look it's Access Hollywood.!" Screamed Rachel. "Tonight the big news in Hollywood is dinosaurs. The Discovery Channel is premiering a new show tonight ..the Dinosaur Guy…it's host is a paleontology professor from NYU.. Dr. Ross Geller. .." Pat said as he held the microphone. Rachel also saw the anchors from ET and Extra as well.

"This is so exciting." She squealed. Someone with a microphone stepped in front of them. "So Professor Geller, what is it like to be discovered and made a television personality?"

Ross didn't know what to say to that. "It's great and this is my chance to educate the public about and maybe dispel some myths that they have been given about dinosaurs." He said.

"Way to put America to sleep." Screamed Chandler as him and Monica followed behind. Phoebe was wearing a green sparkly gown that was strapless. Gina was in a low cut black gown. Monica was resplendent in a blue low cut spaghetti strapped gown.

"Behind the ropes." Someone screamed. "You have to be on the list to be in this area."

"But I am Joey Tribbiani, star of Deep Powder." Whined Joey. "This is my date." He said grabbing Phoebe.

"And I am the sister of the Dinosaur Guy… Monica Geller.' Yelled Monica. "This is the brother in law of Dr. Geller." She said as she grabbed Chandler. "I knew this was going to happen." She said to Chandler.

"I am Bobbie Wheeler, Hollywood super agent and Dr. Geller and Mr. Tribbiani are my clients." Bobbie screamed. "And this is my date." Michael cowered when she said that.

"And I am Mr. Tribbiani's sister." Yelled Gina.

Dee came over after she made sure that Ross and Rachel were inside.

"These are all relatives and friends of Dr. Geller's , they are on the list, so why are they stuck here?" Dee moved them all along to the inside of the theatre as well.

"Look honey." Rachel said as she spotted the rather large poster of Ross from the photo shoot. "Oh my." Ross exclaimed. "I never thought of myself as a sex symbol. But I look damn good don't I?' he said as he admired the poster. "I guess I am going to have to start back to the gym." Rachel rolled her eyes.

After everyone was seated. The theatre became quiet and then the theme song came up on the giant screen…

"Hello, I'm Dr. Ross Geller.. to day you will become part of one of the most exciting adventures ….

Next chapter…celebrities galore …including a very familiar friend's star… hmm Kerry should Matty show up too?