Ross sat in the drivers seat of the Jag. He had on Ross sat in the drivers seat of the Jag. He had on a pair of Ray Ban aviators and a leather jacket. His chin had a five o clock shadow and his hair was covered with a Knicks cap. Even though he was now a resident of La La Land, like Joey he was loyal to his New York roots. He drove up to the booth.

"Ross Geller, to meet with Steven Spielberg." He announced. He couldn't actually believe what he was saying. The guard directed him to the soundstage where he parked his car. There was actually a parking space with his name on it. Hopping from the car, he grabbed his bag and walked in the door marked Jurassic Park Four.A man with wire rimmed glasses walked over. "So you are the guy I have heard so much about . I am Steven Spielberg and I just wanted to say Welcome Aboard." He smiled as he hugged Ross.

"I have seen all of the other movies, and I must say this is such an honor to be in your latest installment. I loved the part with the toilet seat in the one." Ross said as he shook his hand.

"Well I want this story to have a person who actually knows something about paleontology. The hero is madly in love with a girl when the dinosaurs threaten to destroy their relationship . This one is more of a love story then the others. " Spielberg explained. "I have heard you have done some acting."

I played in the Miser , you know Moliere." Ross explained. "I acted a little in my undergrad years at NYU. Taken a few drama classes , for a while it was a toss up between science and drama. I was even studying dance and living in my grandmother's apartment." Ross hated to admit that , but he did at one time want to be an actor. That is why he admired Joey so much, because he had the guts to pursue that dream.

Spielberg and Ross walked further down the lot and Ross put his bag in his trailer. On the door was a star and his name. When he went inside , there was a couch and actually a little play area when they heard he had a lttle girl and his fridge was stocked with Evian , Snapple , and beer.

"I feel like I am in some movie. I still can't believe this." Ross said as he grabbed a water. They had done a good job of customizing the trailer , there was a bookshelf and on the bookshelf was a few framed pictures of his family and his friends. He looked through his cds and there was some U2 , Van Morrison, and for relaxing Kenny G,

"It is my job to make sure you are comfortable." A tall leggy brunette in a sparkly tank top and capris walked over to where he was standing. "I am Melissa, your personal assistant. It is my job to get your favorite meals , and drinks , music to listen to and movies to watch while you are relaxing. As you can see , I did my research ." she said motioning to the video library.

"You even have Die Hard." Ross exclaimed. He never expected to be treated like royalty. " I have left word with craft services that your meals can never have kiwi, peanuts , or lobster. Also that you did not like ice cream." Melissa said efficiently.

"If there is anything we have forgotten, let me know." Melissa said as she left the trailer. "We will be starting tomorrow, so I will be seeing you." The director said as he left . He opened the fridge again and also found the bottle of champagne in the refrigerator.

Rachel was sitting by the pool with Monica. Then the cell rang. "Hi honey, what ? well the kids are playing in the pool with Joey and Phoebe . " Rachel got an evil smile on her face. "I think we can arrange that. Bye ." she said sexily. Rachel put the cell in her purse"Monica, could you watch Emma for a little bit?" Rachel said as she ran for the door. "Ross wants to.." she started to stutter.

Have sex in his dressing room like I used to." Moaned Joey as he pulled himself out of the water. Phoebe rubbed his shoulders as his head dropped."Yeah, he found a bottle of champagne and he wanted to try out his trailer." Monica stood up."Look Rachel, I am not here to be you guys slave, run off to go shopping, run off to do lunch, run off to have sex with your husband." She yelled.

"I am outta here guys." Rachel said as she threw on her sunglasses and took her keys from her purse. "Oh he has the Jag, I guess I'll take the Lamborghini." Monica went on as the car pulled from the garage. "Did she not hear me say I wasn't her slave?" Monica protested. Emma got out of the water and shook her head. "Aunt Monica, where did Mommy go?"

"To have lunch with daddy and discuss grown up stuff." Monica shrugged her shoulders.

Ross had Melissa bring him a bottle of chilled champagne and oysters. He also had the word spread that he was not to be disturbed. Rachel entered the trailer as her husband was reclining with his shirt off and he was only in his boxers. She took off her Versace sunglasses and bit on them seductively.

"I have never had sex in a movie star's dressing room. " she teased. "But I 've always wanted to.' She giggled as she jumped into his waiting arms. He moved his mouth to hers and she wrapped her legs around his pelvis as she could feel the real Ross against her leg through the silk boxers. "ohhh Dr Geller." She groaned as she felt him under her Michael Stars dress.

"Just Ross, baby, Just Ross." He said seductively. "And we have all the time in the world." He went back to making out with his beautiful wife. She reached up to take down the straps of the peach sun dress against her sun kissed bronze skin. It laid against his dark olive skin as the sweat poured off these two taunt bodies wriggling together on the leather couch. He moved his mouth down her naked body as he hungered for her touch and she groaned for the taste of him. She felt his part moving into her as she held on tight for the ride of her life as she came to life with every thrust of him going inside her. It was as if she was climbing on a roller coaster as it climbed to the point of ecstasy.

After she climaxed , she collapsed on the couch as he poured a glass of champagne for them. "An oyster?" he said as he sucked down the meat in the shell. "Oysters? What is this a marathon , Professor?" He brought her one and then ate one himself. "Only the finest in the world, my lady. Only the best for us." He smiled as he kissed her again.

Ross sat with the script on his lap. He had to memorize facts for school but now he had to memorize lines as Nick the paleontologist who was to keep the dinosaurs away from civilization. They had to stay only on the island. His partner was Lara, who at this point was between three actresses. Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie , and a newcomer named Darian Miller . Darian had just come off of a nighttime teen angst soap opera and her agent knew she was just perfect for the explorer in Spielberg's latest installment of his Jurassic series. Lara was a young grad student in paleontology , an assistant to Nick.

Going with two unknowns was a stroke a genius as Spielberg unveiled his stars to the public as a couple for the first time. Rachel's mouth dropped when she saw Darian. She was almost half her age and she had a perfect skinny little body with rather tiny breasts. Joey saw her on the television and whistled as she sashayed up to her co star and gave him a rather big kiss. Phoebe took her hand and slapped him. "What was that for Pheebs?" he asked as he moved away from her for a moment. "You insensitive beast." Phoebe said as she saw the look that Rachel had as she looked at the television. Another woman was kissing her man , and she would be his love interest in the movie.

"It is you he has loved forever." Monica said trying to reassure her.

"This town does things to guys. They come here with every intention of staying married to the woman they love , then they are in a movie or television show, and they fall in love with their co star." Rachel said as the tears came to her eyes. "I remember this one actor who was very happily married., he loved his step children and his own baby and then one day he was dating the woman who was his co star."

She could see the headlines now. ROSS GELLER DIVORCES WIFE AND IS IN LOVE WITH CO STAR… her heartbroken face would be on the front of every tabloid in the country and white trash housewives would wonder what she did to lose a great guy him to some young little starlet. Her worst nightmares appeared to be coming true.

The flash bulbs continued to go off as Darian had her arm around her tall co star and Ross couldn't felt any better than he did right now. He gave her a smile to give her just enough encouragement to say in her head. Well Rachel, your loss is my gain. She bared her teeth like the tigress who was stalking her prey.

Note this story was posted earlier today but some changes were made for the sake of the story .. another chap to come... thanks Tina , you were right.