Anime Survivor!
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Chapter Two: Meet the Contestants from Team Salvia!
Announcer One: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, boys and girls who are teens, because the rating says so, to ANIME SURVIVOR!
Announcer Two: In this little adventure we will now introduce the team members of Team Salvia. Where do we get the name for our teams? From a very well thought out list of random words people usually never say, unless your friends with an ADD kid, then your sentences directed towards them probably sound something like "Gah, your so random."
Announcer One: Now to something that people actually try to understand, the team captain. Who is…Naraku! Naraku is a loving father of many different things that hath cometh from thou body to spawn someone everyone hates. That's not nice. He is a half demon who hates Inuyasha. But since we did had the tidbit of information while we were assorting the teams, they are on the same one.
Announcer Two: Heh, and who will be the co captain of this tribe? You are WRONG! It is Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru is Inuyasha's older, full demon, brother. In my opinion Sesshy is a lot cuter than Inu. Maybe it's because Inu is still just a pup, who knows, but Sesshomaru and Naraku make me drool all over them, thus one of the reasons why they are in Team Saliva, well it's not really a team, it's more like a tribe. Ok it is a tribe. But Tribe Saliva sounds odd. But then again who cares?
Announcer One: No one does Announcer Two.
Announcer Two: Exactly.
Announcer One: Moving to the next victims on the hit list. Kagome and Inuyasha. Kagome is a Japanese High School Student who talks funny and eats a lot. Inuyasha is a half demon who, according to Announcer Two, is not as hot as his half brother. I equally hate them both, Kagome and Inuyasha that is, because they wont just tell each other that they love each other when everyone, even the people who don't know who they are does. If they do, they can have squeaky voiced, white haired, non cute babies and get it over with.
Announcer One: Next are Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura. All three of these teens are training to become ninjas. Yeah…but since they are all in the same group, it's hard for one to fail without being beaten by the other two, mostly like this; Naruto fails most the time while Sasuke and Sakura both get angry with him.
Announcer Two: Ahh… wibble Naru!
Announcer One: What's with you and giving all of the boys nicknames?
Announcer Two: Because…it's fun…and easy. Get over it. Naruto is a goof ball, Sakura is schizophrenic, Sasuke, or Sassy (pronounced SAUCEY not SASSY), is gorgeous and smart and skilled….
Announcer One: We should stop her before she gets in to deep. Anyways,
Announcer Two: THIS JUST END! "ANYWAYS" AN OVER USED WORD! WHOO HOOO!
Announcer One: Ok… like I was saying, next we have the lovely Vash and Kenshin. They are together simply because Vash and Kenshin are both ex-outlaws who kinda just changed. One of the only real differences is that Kenshin is a samurai who vowed never to kill again after slaying his love on accident, and Vash is a sharp shooter how killed a lot of people and got his arm ripped off. Their nicknames… Vash the Stampede and Batosi (BA TOSE I) (No idea how to spell that) the manslayer. And Kenshin's friend is Sanosuke, who is also on this team.
Announcer Two: Correctdamoondo! (Pronounced: CORRECT-A-MOON-DOUGH) Next are Yusuke and Kurama. Yusuke is a demon-hunter-like-thing that hunts demon-like-things. Kurama is kind of schizophrenic too I suppose. He does have a dude inside of him call Yoko Kurama or something like that. Anyways Kurama's nickname shall be Kura (pronounced CARE-RA)
Announcer One: Yeah… well that's everyone how will be attending this show… now tune in next week after we've kidnapped them and let the psychotic games begin!
Announcer Two: WHOO HOO!
Author: That's it… VOTE OR DIE! Seriously guys, I can't really write another chapter until you pick the first (trial/spectacular act/match/suchlike) for them to do. So if you ever what to hear from me again, you need to pick one… ok? OK!