Kiri: well, I have ten tons of homework this weekend, so I won't be able to get this chapter up. Sorry, guys. Not to mention I'm low on ideas… so if you have any ideas, please, tell me and maybe I'll use them! Anyway, since I can't give you a chapter, I'll leave you with a few jokes of the original Dark Side of the Moon I found in my desk and a future scene in this story. Hopefully that will make up for it.
One: Jakie tells Jak she's his daughter
Jak: Alright, kid, who the hell are you really?
Jakie: What do you mean by that?
Jak: There's a reason why you saved my ass back there.
Jakie: Well… (cracks up) if you want the… (trying harder until she busts up laughing.) Erol's making faces at me!
Erol: (off stage) I am not!
Director: Cut! Erol, knock that off!
Erol: I'm not doing anything!
Jakie: Liar!
Director: All right, back in place, everyone!
Take 2
Jakie: Well, if you want the straight and solid truth, I'm your daughter.
(The zoomer swerves and they both jump out safely, and the zoomer explodes, but some of the rubble hits the cameraman. Everyone busts up laughing)
Jakie: That had to hurt…
Later Chapter Scene
Leon broke the surface of the water with a huge gasp and looked around for Jakie, who hadn't come up yet.
"Jakie? Where are you? Come on, this isn't the time for games!" he folding his arms, but suddenly, Jakie popped out from behind him and dunked him under the water once again. She held him there a few seconds, laughing, then swam away. Leon surfaced again and glared at her. "So that's how it's going to be, is it?" He smirked, "Have it your way."
After a few long minutes of a lot more head dunking and merciless slashing, they somehow ended up only inches away from each other.
"I'll get my revenge later," Jakie threatened.
"I'm sure you will… and then it will backfire, as always," Leon answered. Jakie glared playfully.
"Shut up." For a long while, they held each other's gaze, and Jakie was quick to notice how close they were getting. Their faces were only inches away and getting closer still. Jakie's heart pounded in anticipation. She closed her eyes and waited. They were close… and…
"Guys!" Dawn called excitedly. They sprung apart, their faced flushed and the little ottsel appeared at the lakes edge. "Jakie! Leon! You won't believe—what's going on here?"
"Nothing," Jakie answered.
"Ha! You were probably snogging! You were, weren't you?" Leon closed his fists. "Well, whatever. You guys won't believe this!"