Erik
5th Cellar Below the Opera House
Paris
Don't call me, I'll call you
Salary Requirements: Minimum 240,000 French Francs/year


Experience:

Paris Opera House: Opera Ghost blackmail and extortion of opera house management,

Phantom of the Opera – resident opera phantom, dropping backdrops on divas, scaring ballerinas, removal of unwanted stagehands, crashing masquerade balls, haunting of 2d tier opera boxes (#5 a specialty), providing fodder for the rumor mill, demolition of chandeliers,

Angel of Music – Exclusive voice teacher, morale booster, coach, lover wannabe – pupil's accomplishments far exceeded expectations from unknown chorus girl to diva in under a year

Musician – voice, violin, pipe organ

Composer – performed works include the opera Don Juan Triumphant

Shah of Persia – Architect ("trap door lover"), Royal Palace, torture chamber; Assassin – 100s of executions performed – Punjab Lasso preferred mode

Magician – sleight of hand, ventriloquism

Gypsy Traveling Show – Sideshow freak; main attraction

Education:

Apprenticed with world reknowned Italian master mason