Dislaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Cheetos, or anything else that's copyrighted in this story.
Rain walked out of the bathroom. "Ta-dah!"
Riku looked up from eating a bowl of Cheetos. Suddenly he spit out a mouthful of orange, cheesy crumbs. "What are you wearing?"
"I'm a pirate!" Rain tied a bandana on her head. "Isn't it obvious?"
"Uh, yeah, but WHY are you a pirate?" Riku brushed the crumbs off the table.
"Riku, you really are stupid. It's HALLOWEEN!"
Once again, Riku spit out his Cheetos, only this time they sprayed all over Sora. "WHAT?"
"Riku, if you're going to spit food, would you please turn your face in the other direction?" Sora wiped crumbs off of his face.
"Oh, sorry." Riku turned around. "Anyway, are you serious? It's Halloween?"
"Riku, Riku, Riku..." Rain walked over and patted Riku on the head. "You don't know ANYTHING, do you? Of COURSE it's Halloween! We all know I'm not REALLY a pirate. Or...you knew that, right?"
"OF COURSE I KNEW THAT!" Riku slapped Rain's hand away. "What I meant was...oh, never mind."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screamed. "IT'S HALLOWEEN!" He ran over to Kairi, who was trying to steer the gummi ship.
"Sora, I'm trying to DRIVE!" Kairi shoved Sora away. "And yeah, I know it's Halloween."
"Wait, what? Why didn't you tell me!" Sora was heartbroken. Halloween was his favorite holiday! "Halloween's my favorite holiday!"
"It's not my fault you forgot about it. Heck, you even forget your own birthday!" Kairi stood up. "And I know Halloween's your favorite holiday. You say that every year, when you forget it's Halloween and come running to me, crying. Now get away from me. I have to go put my costume on." She walked toward the bathroom.
"Hey, Kairi, can I-" Sora started reaching out to poke the steering wheel.
"No. Rain gets to drive."
"Woo Hoo!" Rain stabbed her cutlass into the table, right in front of Riku's face.
"But she doesn't even have a drivers permit!" Riku checked his hair to make sure that none of it had gotten cut off.
"Yeah, well..." Rain was pushing Sora away from the controls. "At least if I wreck it, I don't have to pay."
Riku and Sora were sitting in chairs, gripping the seats, as the ship swerved...again.
"You...are...a...really bad...driver," Riku said through clenched teeth.
"Ahahahaha! This is fun!" Rain wasn't paying him any attention, and Sora was trying not to throw up.
Suddenly the bathroom door opened. Someone walked out.
Sora screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's someone come to kill us!"
Kairi took off her helmet. "It's just me." She was dressed as Samus (don't own Metroid, or anything that has to do with it).
"Hey, nice costume!" Rain was no longer dressed as a pirate. Now she was wearing a black cape and bunny ears.
"When did you change your costume?" Riku asked.
"Just now! Now I'm a vampire bunny!" Rain said.
"But...who's driving?" Sora asked.
"Us! Us!" yelled Chip and Dale.
"Oh, well, then..." Sora started, and then jumped up. "YOU GUYS CAN'T DRIVE!"
After about half-an-hour of bad driving, the gummi ship landed in Halloween Town. Rain, Riku, Kairi, and Sora jumped out.
"Why are we here again?" Riku grumbled.
"It's Halloween. What better place to be on Halloween than Halloween Town?" Rain poked at Sora, who was dressed as a ninja. "Hey, you're a ninja, just like-"
Suddenly an evil laugh emanated through the area. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What was that?" Sora whimpered.
"It sounded like..." Rain tapped her head. "Where have I heard that voice-"
"It's me!" A little kid jumped out from behind a huge pumpkin. "Muahahahahahaha! Rain's brother, Funky Magnum!"
"What the...FUNKY MAGNUM?" Riku, who was dressed as a mummy, started laughing.
"Hey! It's not funny! FEAR ME!" Funky Magnum held a flashlight under his face.
"It's my brother, Funky! Ninja POWER!" Rain held up her fingers in a triangle and blew through them. "Fire Jutsu!"
"You loser! That's not how it goes!" Funky dropped his flashlight. "You're so weird."
"Why are you here, anyway?" Kairi stepped closer.
"I...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Samus, come to kill me!" Funky ran away screaming.
"Oh, he'll be back..." said Rain, and picked up the flashlight. "HEY! FUNKY!" she yelled. "DON'T LITTER!" She threw the flashlight after Funky.
Several minutes later, Funky stopped by a huge pumpkin, panting. "Haaaa...what a marvelous escape." Suddenly, a flashlight flew down and hit him on the head.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Funky. "SHE BEANED ME!"
That's it for the Halloween chapter. Yeah, it wasn't THAT great, but a new character has been introduced! Funky Magnum! It's my little brother. He chose the name himself, and I'm so proud of him. Actually, I'm a little scared.