Alrighty! This story comes to a close! sniffs But don't worry...there'll be plenty of sequels! Oh yeah! I have lots of strange ideas while I sit in class ignoring my Geometry teacher...but I'd like ideas from you guys, too! Keep on reviewing! Send flames, and they'll fuel my jet.
Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. Kingdom Hearts! WAAAAAAAA! But I touched the box! Yay!
Rain and Riku were sitting at a table on the gummi ship, eating chocolate pudding. The ship was headed back toward Destiny Islands. They had offered to drop Rain off back at the pizza place, but...
(Flashback)
"You want us to drop you off?" Kairi asked.
Rain spat out chocolate pudding. "So I can hang out with those freaks again? No way!"
"Uh..." Riku wiped pudding off his face.
(End Flashback)
"What are you going to do when you get back?" Sora asked Riku.
"Probably eat some corn." Riku ate some more pudding.
Sora shook his head. "No, I mean, about your mom."
Riku had a blank look on his face. "What about my mom?"
"You mean..." Sora's mouth was wide open.
"Sora, you're really weird," Riku said, and went back to eating his pudding.
"But...but..." Sora stuttered.
"I'm not gothic," Rain said, waving her black nails in front of her face. "Brian Buzo says I'm gothic. But I'm not, Brian, am I?"
Brian popped out of the floor. "Then why do you wear black all the time?"
"For clown's sake, Brian! I DON'T wear black all the time. I hardly EVER wear black!" Rain shoved Brian Buzo back into the trap door.
Captain Evil had already arrived on Destiny Islands. He was sitting on a bench, watching Joe Mopper, aka the Amazing Boy Stupid, repeatedly run into a wall.
"Where's the frickin' door!" he yelled.
Ansem-I mean, Captain Evil-glanced at the double doors right next to the wall that Joe Mopper was banging his head into.
Meanwhile, Popular Girl was staring at herself in a mirror, putting on more mascara. "This isn't too much, is it? I want to look good for that hot guy."
"Yeah, I'm right here," said Joe.
Sindey sat on the ground, her poser shirt hanging out of her poser girl-pants. "Do you like Fall Out Boy? I listen to it so loud I can't hear anything else!"
They were waiting for Riku, Sora, and Kairi to return from their little outing.
"This time the plan better go right!" Captain Evil yelled, referring to the last 15 times they had practiced their plan. And, of course, all three of his minions had continuously screwed it up.
Sindey kept passing out during the running part.
Joe kept doing stupid things, like running into parked cars.
Popular Girl kept stopping to look at herself in store windows. Of course, Captain Evil was just plain DUMB.
Kairi landed the gummi ship between two houses. Actually, she landed between one house and another house's roof.
"Okay, so I'm not good at parking this thing," said Kairi.
Rain and Riku were still eating pudding.
Sora was balancing Kairi's good china on his head. "Look, Kairi! I still haven't dropped-"
There was a huge crash as all Kairi's clown-shaped dishes fell to the ground.
"Ooh, Sora, that's 5 bucks you owe me." Riku ate another spoonful of pudding.
"Sora. Were those my hand painted clown dishes?" Kairi was just about to explode.
"Hey, Kairi I can-"
Sora's imminent doom was put off, however, when someone came flying down, landing in front of them.
"It's Ansem!" cried Riku, Rain, and Kairi.
"No, guys! That's a superhero!" Sora looked at Captain Evil's mask. "I don't even see a resemblance."
"Dude, you're not hotter than me." Joe Mopper banged his head against the side of the gummi ship, turning to face Riku.
"Uh, is that thing your hair?" Riku crossed his arms and grinned. "It looks like a dead possum."
"OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!" Rain screamed, seeing 4 people she hated in one convenient location.
"Oh, RAIN! It's MEEEEEEEEEE! El Sindey-o!" Sindey screeched.
Popular Girl reached up and put on more mascara. "Ooh, it's that hottie and his CUTE friend!"
"Great, why does Riku get to be the hot one?" Sora whined.
"IT'S YOU!" Kairi pulled out her paintball gun. "THIS TIME YOU AREN'T GETTING OFF SO EASILY, YOU LOSER! THIS IS MYYYYYYYYYY SORA!"
"Oh-my-GAWD!" Popular Girl pulled out her cell phone. "I have a weapon!"
Suddenly, before anyone could face off in an epic battle of good vs. evil, there was a huge explosion. When the smoke cleared, no one was by the ship anymore.
"Aha!" cried Funky, jumping out of the shadows. "I got her!"
Rain sat up. "Dang! Funky got us!"
Kairi, who had landed on 'something soft', sat up. "Woah, your brother is SCARY."
"Hey, would somebody help me down?" Riku called down from a palm tree.
"As soon as Kairi gets off my stomach!" Apparently the 'something soft' had been Sora.
"Well, that was an exciting battle!" Rain stood up and brushed off her shirt with the Triforce on it.
"There wasn't even a battle," said Sora, sighing.
"Well, we're back home, at least, and that...SHE-WITCH didn't get her hands on you!" said Kairi, a frightening look flashing across her face.
Suddenly there was a scream. "RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE WALLLLL!"
"Uh, I gotta go...water my tomatoes!" Sora stood up and started running in the opposite direction.
Kairi ran after him. "I have to go help him!"
Riku clutched Rain's arm. "Don't leave me!"
Rain pushed Riku away and started running herself. "I have to go see a man about living arrangements. And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you."
"When my mom gets through with me, I'm not going to be able to use a bridge!" Riku cried, obviously ignorant.
"Well, that's not my problem." Rain ran off, leaving Riku to face the wrath of his mother.
I am happy to say Riku survived, but...let's just say he won't be going anywhere for QUITE a WHILE.
Well, how did you like the last chapter? Don't worry, I'm starting a sequel, but give me ideas! I'm starting to run out! So review review review! And I have no problem if you don't like my story. My helicopter is flame-propelled. And so is my getaway car! (By the way, the sequel's started! Yay! It's up to...uh...chapter something...once I update it...)