The Yavin station was crowded. Soldiers, former Republic and Sith alike, milled about, doing their jobs. The Yavin station, recently traded from the Rodian for the stripped down Endar Spire, and three hundred thousand credits, was being changed from a trader outpost, to a battle station. Turrets were attached, new wings were added, and armor was getting thicker. Lt. Karl over saw the proceedings with Mynock Spit given authority. Under his watchful eye, It was turning into a deadly base.

While Lt. Karl oversaw the refitting of the station, the crew of the Ebon Hawk left for Dantooine, as Bastila had vouched for in the beginning.

The Ebon Hawk landed on Dantooine, and messages were passed, Jedi Councils were seen, and visions gave people a rough night. If a night for an animation can be rough. The Jedi Council, as always, was a pain in the backside of a fish who's eye can producted. That's why he left most of their parts out. Except for this part, which you don't need to listen to.

"All right Council, this is my last offer: I'll train to become a Jedi if and only if, I don't have to go and find Juhani."

The council exchanged glances. They'd have to ask how he knew about Juhani later.

Vrandar posed the question, "Why demand this, do you?"

"Every time I go outside, it gets choppy," Myn sighed.

Vrook frowned, "Choppy?"

Myn sighed again, "Well, I'm standing in one spot, and I try to walk to middle of the room. I start to move, then the computer freezes," he paused, "And all of a sudden, I'm all the way across the room."

Vrandar nods sympathetically, "Happened to me, that did. Why I was always inside, that was."

Vrook was shocked, "I would have thought one such as yourself, would have a better computer."

"Laptop, I had. Laptop memory cards, it does not like."

Dorak painted a frown on his face, "But you're going outside now. What happened?"

Vrandar smiled, "Got a Mac Mini, I did. Suits me, it does, in size." He pulled it out of his pocket.

Vrook started arguing about how his computer was better, while Dorak, deciding that painting a frown on his face was not such a great idea, tried to get it off. While he was dancing around the room trying to find a way to get it off, a fight was started over the computers. Lightsabers were drawn, and neither Vrandar nor Vrook did a very good job. It was obvious, neither of them were artists. It was also obvious, the writer is not good at jokes.

Zhar sighed

Looking at Myn, he said, "I guess that means yes. Come, I will begin your training."

A large portion of retraining ensued, and the so called Mynock Spit quickly rebecame a jedi. While this was ensuing, a video about how the training was progressing, was shown, with Vrandar alternately chasing Vrook, and Vrook chasing Vrandar, in and out of the screen. Hopping behind them was always Dorak, still trying to get the paint off his face.

Force Cave

After weeks in computer time, and seconds in game time, Mynock once again stood before the council. He had to chase after them, as they were still fighting over the computers. Finally, getting tired, Myn walked to the Ebon Hawk and took off, flying low over Dantooine. Firing the turrets at all the armor-covered freaks, their stupid citizen-looking allies, and those damn lion-like things, he set down right in front of the force cave, and promptly blew the entrance. Firing missiles down the cave, he killed the demented spider things, and went to collect the crystals.

Stepping into the cave, Myn was surprised to see a pool of blue light in the center of the cave. Standing in the light was a man. A black cloak covered his features, all but his face.

The dark, forbidding figure looked up at Myn, and in a very unforbidding tone, said, "What? Oh, uh, I'm not supposed to be here am I?"

He turned to leave, but was stopped by Myn, "Wait a second."

The figure shrugged, "Okay."

Myn finally broke it, saying, "Who are you?"

"Me? I'm, uh, Phish."

"Phish?"

"Uh, yeah..."

"What's your real name?"

"Uh..." Phish frowned trying to remember.

"Nathaniel," said a voice that sounded like it would come from a Gizika, if one could talk.

The self-proclaimed Phish looked down, "What?"

"Nathaniel! That's your name!" Surprisingly a gizika stepped out of the voluminous cloak.

"Oh, right! My name is Nathaniel...but I like Phish better."

Myn raised an eyebrow, "Why are you here?"

"I have no idea. I think the writer messed up, and put me here by mistake."

"That's impossible!"

"I know. Me being here is also."

"True...Before you leave, I want to ask you a question."

"Go ahead."

"Why are you wearing a black cloak that makes you look like a sith?"

Phish glanced down, "I don't know."

"Are you a sith?"

"No..."

"What are you?"

"I'm a crazy idiot, with way to much time on my hands."

"...I see."

"So much time on his hands that I make up crazy languages. For instance I made up smuggler's talk."

"Nice! Well, If we meet again, I sure that'll come in handy." With that Myn swept out of the room, leaving Phish dumbstruck. Or at least that was what he tried to do. Phish had already turned around and walked off impossibly into the blue light, Chatting animatedly with the gizika.

Myn walked back to the Ebon Hawk, and told Carth to head for the ancient sith ruins. They quickly entered, killed the droids, talked to the computers, and got the first star map. Flying over the Jedi Enclave, Myn noticed the Vrandar and Vrook still chasing each other.

Kashyyk

The landing pad on Kashyyk had not seen a lot of use. It was empty and nobody was left. Nobody. Not even the Czerka freaks. Myn stepped out of the Hawk with Zaalbar, Mission, and Carth.

Heading toward the Wookie village, they came across nothing. Nothing attacked them. The turrets were dead. The gate was unlocked, and they quickly stepped through.

As suddenly as they stepped through, they heard a distant roaring. They ran through the village, slipping through blood stains, toward the roaring. Turning around the bend the saw a gigantic beast, clawing at a huge wooden gate.

Myn turned to them, "Okay. Here's the plan."

Tarantek

The Tarantek was having fun. After climbing the worsyr trees to the landing pad, and killing the Czerka employees, the Tarantek raced down to the wookie village, killing anything its way. The only surviving wookies were holed up in the main building, and even its claws had no purchase on the hard wood.

Suddenly its back was on fire, and the massive tarantek turned around, and saw more creatures. It charged toward them, but a massive explosion blew up across its flank. It roared out in pain, and charged again. Then another explosion blew up on it back. It was no longer having fun. It didn't like creatures that worked together. It charged toward the source of the unending fire and and third explosion hit him. This time it was under him. That blew it lights out, it crashed over the railing, and fell into the forest.

Myn looked over the edge. It could not be seen. He turned around.

"Congratulations. We did it. Nice shooting with that missile launcher, Zaalbar. Good mine placement, Mission. Carth, thanks for covering me."

They all nodded in thanks.

"Come, let's get this door open."

Suddenly the door opened. Out spilled wookies. Suddenly they spotted Myn and his party. Dead silence. Then a wookie spoke up, What happened?

Myn looked him dead in the face, We killed it.

They looked on with awe. Then a Wookie pushed his way forward. He looked at the guards They're lying! Kill them!

Nobody moved. Myn looked at his party, "Were not wanted, let's go."

The guards started halfheartedly to stop them, as they ran out.

Shadowlands

In the interest of saving time, we decided just to go through the events in the shadowlands as a summary, not a full dialogue. Myn and his party met Jolee, and he asked them to get the Czerka peeps off his lawn. Myn said, "Hell no! Those wookies are after us," and Jolee was like, "OK." So the party left and went and got Becca's blade out of the dead tarantek, and went to the big droid thing. They killed the little droid things, and Myn got the star map. Going back to the lift, they found Chuundar, and killed Bandon. Then they went up the lift.

At the top of the lift they showed the Wookies the blade, and half of them bowed down and the other half pulled out the weapons. A huge fight resounded, and wookies died. Then the wookies were free, and they let Myn go back to the Ebon Hawk. The Ebon Hawk left for Tatooine.

Tatooine

The Ebon Hawk landed on the Czerka Corporation landing pad, and was immediately asked to pay one hundred credits to land. Myn laughed at the man asking him, and cut him in half. Myn and his party then blazed down most of the guards, and gave the remaining an option: Go with Myn, or leave. It was almost a direct split, and soon the rest of Czerka employees had left.

Myn stepped out of the hanger, ready for a fight.

"Surprise!" came a huge shout, and Myn blinked, finding only a hell of a load of Czerka employees with party hats and silly string. Apparently they had heard about Myn's party, and decided to through him another one.

The following hour was filled with laughter, fun, and surprises. The whole of Anchorhead was partying, and the party lasted all night. If one could have seen it from space, it would have looked like a gigantic battle was taking place. Near the end of the party, a great shout rose, "Speech. Speech. Speech."

Myn was guided to the podium, and waiting silence fell over the crowd.

"Friends, I would like to thank you all for such a great party! I would also like to take this time to promote my new empire."

The people in the crowd exchanged confused looks.

"I am creating a new empire. A democratic empire, where all will be represented. A new fair empire. A safe empire, and I am giving all of you a chance to join my Empire!"

Dead silence. Then a lone voice, "If you can turn this planet back to the way it was thousands of years ago, then the whole planet will pledge their alliance to you." The rest of the group nodded in agreement.

The day after the party, Myn left Anchorhead to find the star map. After wandering in the desert for what seemed like years, the party came across a weird, and very complected system of metal, with weird things like clocks, and springs twisted into a wall. The wall came out of a huge dune, bigger than any they'd ever seen. Right in the center was a button, the only button. Myn pressed it and suddenly a rumbling noise sounded. It was like someone pressed the rewind button on a planets history, incidentally Myn. First laser blasts rose out of the ground, the sand became ground, then trees toppled upright, lakes appeared out of nowhere, animals rose from the ground, cliffs jutted out of the trees...

Myn heard to thumps behind him, several of his party members falling to the ground behind him from shock. He opened his mouth but no sound came out. Then Carth stated, "Holy. Sith." and fell over to.

Myn wanted to agree with him, but suddenly a roar came from out of nowhere, and his reflexes kicked in. A huge arm crashed into the ground where he had been only moments before. Shocked out of his shock, Myn pulled out his dual blasters, and tilted his head as if to say, bring it on. The Kyrat dragon did. Myn rolled to the side, as the dragon pounced, laser blasting into the dragons belly. Roaring out in pain, the dragon swiped, and Myn, on the edge of its range, suddenly had three half-inch slashes in his stomach. Biting his lower lip, Myn fired at huge gaping mouth, knowing that letting the thing hit him again was not a good idea.

A sound caught his attention and Mynock glanced down. A gizika? Why did it look very familiar? Looking back up at the dragon, Myn saw a familiar figure drop down on its head. He also saw the thermal detonators thrown into its mouth. He felt more then saw the shock wave, slam into him, as he lost his sight to blackness...

Kyrat Dragon Lair

Waking up was not fun. It was very painful. But life demanded the Myn go on, so he bared the pain from his mind. Looking around, he took stock of his surroundings. Bones, corpses, stalactites, stalagmites, rock walls, and...star maps? Myn saw a fire in the middle of the cave, and started to walk over to it. He could see Carth, and Bastila talking to a cloaked figure, but he didn't see Mission

"You know Bastila, you might be right about that one."

Myn froze. He knew that voice, but he couldn't place it. Who? He looked over to his right, and saw Mission coming from the entrance, talking quickly to a...a gizika? Then he remembered.

He walked up to the fire, "Hey Phish, how's it going?"

The figure stood up, "Myn! I didn't know you where with these folks!" he lowered his voice and switched to smuggler's talk, "Did you tell them about me?"

"No."

"Good. Keep it that way." He reverted to basic, "What are you doing here?"

"Looking for that." Myn pointed at the star map.

There was a moment of stunned shock. Myn frowned, "What?"

Carth looked at him, "That wasn't there two minutes ago."

Bastila backed him up, "No, you're right, it wasn't."

Myn raised his eyebrows, "What! That's impossible! And how did we get here?"

"After I killed the Kyrat dragon, your friends seem to be waking up from shock?" Bastila nodded, "So I helped them in here. As for you, I don't know. That's what we were talking about." Phish replied.

"What about the gizika? What happened to him?"

"He was thrown into this cave by the magnitude of the blast, although I think something blocked most of the blast. He didn't go as far as I would expect him to."

Myn nodded, "That makes sense..."

Phish raised his eyebrow, "Well, don't keep us in the dark."

"I blocked most of the blast. I was thrown into the wall over there," Myn pointed to a shadowed area, "and the gizika didn't go as far. What's his name, by the way?"

"Jury."

"Jury?"

"Yeah. His name was actually close to that, something like Jory, but he ran away, so I started calling him 'The Runaway Jury' and it stuck."

There followed a long bit of talking that would take up a lot of space, and be really boring, so the producted eye left it out. We join up with them after saying good bye to Phish and Jury, and follow them back to Anchorhead. They were greeted with much celebration, as Myn had after all turned Tatooine into a forested planet like Kashyyk. The whole planet had pledged allegiance to him, and Myn gained his first planet in his empire.