Manaan
After landing on Manaan, and paying the landing fee, Mynock Spit and his friends were heading toward the Republic Enclave. The Leader of the Enclave greeted them with a warm hand shake, causing Myn to wonder from what.
After explaining the situation, Myn and his friends found themselves in a wall.
"Damn, I can't move!"
"None of us can!"
"Someone please explain to me how we got stuck in a wall."
"A glitch. A glitch in the Matrix."
"That's a different universe."
"Sorry..."
"Hmm, what to do we do now?"
"Uh, knock down the wall?"
"No good, that won't work. It's too thick."
"Aside from the fact that it can't be knocked down!"
"Why don't we try reloading?"
"Okay..."
Load Curly Qu
"Who names a save Curly Qu?"
"I don't know..."
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After landing on Manaan, and paying the landing fee, Mynock Spit and his friends were heading toward the Republic Enclave. The Leader of the Enclave greeted them with a warm hand shake, causing Myn to wonder from what.
After explaining the situation, Myn and his friends found themselves near an underground submarine.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
"WHAT HAPPENED!"
"I HAVE NO FRAGING IDEA!"
"WHOAH! Calm down."
Several minutes later.
"So what happened?"
"Well the glitch—"
"—in the Matrix—"
"—caused the computer to think that although we were in the wall, we had actually gone to the sith base. So when we went through it the second time, it jumped us to where we should have been, if we hadn't been in the wall."
"Whoa. That's the easiest sith base I've ever defeated."
"Yeah..."
After the party had finished collecting their thoughts, they started walking through the underwater base. Finding that many of the Selkath had gone insane, and the droid security system had gone out of whack, the party filed a complaint to the Knights of the Old Republic script writers, saying, "We have noticed that the odds are so highly stacked up against the player, that in normal circumstances, no real characters could survive." They went on to say, "However we also noticed that this is not a normal circumstance, and the only point of the complaint is to complain." They finished with, "We do hope that we have achieved this goal, and if we have not, please tell us and we will do so."
Having complained enough, they felt fully energized. They then bashed into a room full of Selkath on all sides of them. A stupid move.
Ping
Suddenly the screen froze. A window popped up.
A message read:
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"WHOAH! Good timing, too." A mysterious voice exclaimed.
The End
Note: Battlefront III has not come out.
Credits: I don't have any.
Sorry I ended it so soon. It got boring, just like the game. Hopefully I'll have some patience with the next story.
I still will take reviews, even though I'm done.
Expect either my stupid sense of humor in other stories, on none at all.
I hope the ending was abrupt enough...