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Story Of My Life- Wax On, Wax Off

I think I might be mentally challenged at the moment. Or, maybe I just had a major brain fart. No, forget the fart, more like a shit.

"Uh, yeah, er…DANMITT!" I yelled as I walked out of her room and stalked to mine. Once I got into my room I jumped into my bed, instantly feeling how badly I got the crap beat outta me. I laid there with my face in my pillow suffocating for about a few seconds then I sat up. My vision was really blurry and I felt like I was gonna hurl. I sighed and went to my bathroom. I stared long and hard at my reflection. And I didn't like what I saw. My left eye was black and it was still closed. I had dried blood on my nose and my lips were swollen too. My hair was dirty beyond belief, and my pride was permanently bruised. I sighed and got ready to take a shower. I remembered I had a radio in my room and went back with just my boxers on to get it, and wouldn't you know just at that moment Tohru knocked,

"Kyo-kun?" and entered my room. Joy!

I stared at her stunned as I was suspended where I was, (which was bent over and holding onto the handle of the radio) and watched a big blush spread over her face.

"I-I'm sorry!" she said closing her eyes.

Wasn't she gonna leave? I blinked and stood grabbing a blanket off my bed to cover myself, "Uh, it's, er, WHY DON'T WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE ANSWERS THE DOOR BEFORE YOU ENTER!" there I go again, yelling at her for really no good reason. She flinched and retreated farther into the hallway.

"I-I'm sorry, I was just worried…a-are you o-ok?" she said with her eyes still closed.

I sighed and looked at her then. Her brown hair was a little ruffled, and her eyes we're closed with much intensity. I couldn't help myself I just started to laugh. I laughed so hard that I fell to the floor completely forgetting that all I had on was my underwear. Tohru opened her eyes confused.

"Kyo-kun? A-are you all right?" she asked coming back into the room. I just continued to laugh. Wondering how long it's been since I've laughed like this. Tohru just started at me like I was a little crazy and edged her way towards me. She sat down next to me and stared at me until I was finished.

I looked at her with a big smile on my face and shook my head, "No…I'm not ok…" I said still smiling.

"Uh, then why were you laughing?" she asked genuinely confuzzled.

I shrugged and stood up. Then I wobbled a bit, then POOF! I was grade-A feline. I crawled out of my boxers and lay down on Tohru's lap. What the hell. It's not like Prince Charming is around to get mad at me. Tohru blushed and started to pet me. I shivered.

"Uh, I'm, uh, so-so, soo-reee, for um, yelling at you…" I said with some difficulty.

Tohru smiled and kissed the top of my head. Well, its true that us cats have nine lives and today I used up three of them. Or four, if you count Yuki knocking me out for a little while. But I don't think that counts.

(a/n:duude, people, i will use all of my will power to try and make the chapters alot longer i promise! keep those reviews commin! thanks)