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A Series of Unfortunate Events
A Short & Funny Keiichiro Story By Colada-chan
Once upon a time, there was a happy 21-year-old- ponytail-whack job named Akasaka Keiichiro. Keiichiro and his hair were having so much fun at the mall buying ribbons and cologne.
"Pony Pie want ribbon? Or pink hair clip?"
Yes, all was joyful, but soon, a horrible tragedy would strike. Ryou, Keiichiro's best buddy and most trusted friend, was hiding behind a stack of hair dryers. In a sudden stroke of genius, Ryou hacked off Keiichiro's ponytail with a chainsaw and ran off to donate it to "Locks of Love." Being partly drunk at the moment, Keiichiro did not notice this at first.
When Keiichiro arrived home from the mall, Fon Pudding, the little monkey girl said "Hey Akasaka-san, what happened to your hair na no da?"
Keiichiro felt the back of his head... it was gone.
"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Keiichiro cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and gasp cried and cried and cried and cried. Then he looked out the window...and he saw something that made him cry even more. Ryou was standing right outside with an evil grin on his face. He was waving the decapitated ponytail up and down and up and down and up and down.
"MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!" He ran off to donate the hair to charity.
Later that night, Keiichiro stared at what was left of his ponytail. More tears welled up in his eyes. Then, he had an idea! Keiichiro opened a small dusty drawer under the sink and pulled out a razor.
"This is…it." He thought.
In the morning, Momomiya Ichigo, the cat girl, was taking an order when all of the sudden…a nasty bald guy poked his head out from under the table!
"AH!" she screamed, dropping her pen and notepad. "Akasaka-san…K-KEIICHIRO! Is-is that you? Wha- WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?"
Keiichiro grinned. "I've decided to shave my head and become a monk! See ya honey! WOOHOO!" Keiichiro dived out the window and bounded away, never to be seen again.
What became of young Akasaka Keiichiro? Actually, he was seen again. Keiichiro didn't last two days in the monkery. Why? Well, because he's Keiichiro. "I'M TO SEXY FOR MONKS!" Yeah, you get the point. Keiichiro left the monkery and went straight to the police station to report Ryou.
" Help! A maniac amputated PonyPie and–
"HEY! He's the guy on this WANTED poster! I still recognize him!"
"GRAB M' ALFRED!"
Poor, poor Keiichiro was flung into a cell as if he were trash. He wept and wept for hours as he thought, "It's not fair! Ryou should be in jail not Candy Man!"
The next day, Ryou was also arrested because he was caught threatening child labor laws. Luckily, Fujiwara Zakuro and the other girls were generous enough to bail them out of jail.
"Keiichiro…I'm sorry I hacked your ponytail off." Apologized Ryou.
"I love you too!" said Keiichiro. x.x
So anyway, Ryou bought Keiichiro some hair growth crap and all lived happily ever after – except for the mommies and daddies of the kids who wore Keiichiro hair…. for the ponytail was cursed and they started wearing bar tender clothes.
The End
Moral: Keiichiro is too sexy for monks.