Hello everyone, and thank you for all of your support thus far. Once again, I apologize for the year-long wait. I had fully intended for this chapter to be released yesterday on Earth day, but I had an emergency at work.
And I apologize in advance for any spelling and grammar errors.
I would like to say that I had fun making this chapter so please enjoy.
I do NOT own ANYTHING from My Hero Academia.
Chapter 12: The Day Before U.A.
Currently, in the administration office of the top hero school, several respectful educators could be seen talking amongst themselves.
"Gardening?" The Eraser Hero questioned.
"That's right. Principal Nezu suggested that I pick up a hobby, and I started gardening."
"And you pick that," Present Mic said with a sour-looking face. Just the thought of bugs freaked him out. He will never admit it, but he fears anything creepy and crawling—especially butterflies.
"I think it's romantic for a man to get in touch with his feminine side," Midnight says while having a perverse fantasy.
'Young men working with their hands, working up a sweat, basking in the sun, all the while invigorating with passionate youth,' The R Rated Hero thought.
While the men ignored the actions of the sole woman(pervert) in the room, they continued the conversation on the topic.
"Principal Nezu even suggested that I start a gardening club. To encourage students to have a more therapeutic hobby while maintaining standard criteria," Toshinori explained.
" Principal Nezu?" Aizawa's eyebrow raised, not liking what this might lead to.
'What is that rat...bear?... dog?... Whatever you call that thing is up to?' He thought, wondering if he would get any sleep this semester.
He would continue his mental rant, but he just received a text message from his private phone.
Annoying Rat Thing: A rat? A dog? Or a bear? Does it matter? I'm your Boss.
'I rue the day that Nejire Hado taught you how to text,' Aizawa thought, wondering why he hadn't expelled the talkative and endlessly curious girl. 'I'm just glad I won't meet a student half as troublesome as her.'
Izuku's Home
"Achoo," Izuku sneezed.
"Gasp...My baby is sick. Quick, lay down while I get the rectal thermometer," Inko stated as she ran to get her first aid kit.
"Mom is just a sneeze. I don't need a...RECTAL?" He tried expecting his mother that she was being overdramatic that he didn't even realize she said rectal thermometer until a few moments had already passed.
"Please, Izuku, don't argue with your mother. I only want the best for you," His mother pleaded as she came into the room with a colossal first aid kit.
"Do you have the whole hospital in there?" he says sarcastically.
"Enough," She said with a flat tone."Now bend down, close your eyes, and think about All Might," Inko says did, not fully realize what she had said to her son.
'Where is a hero when you need one.' Izuku thought before everything became went black.
U.A. High School
Not being easily intimated, the Eraser Hero did something no employee should ever do. Talk back to his boss.
Aizawa: You don't scare me.
Annoying Rat Thing: I thought you might say that.
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"BOOM!" A very loud and annoying person can be seen slamming the door open.
"Hey, hey, hey, what's up, party people." a specific Hero says with a big smile and an upbeat attitude.
"What are you doing here." Aizawa immediately stood up and pointed his finger at the madwoman that had plagued his early twenties with her positive attitude.
"Well, you see, not so long ago, I had met two inspiring young heroes whose love and passion reminded me of us when we first started." She said with a love-daze look.
"That does not explain why you are here," Aizawa stated in annoyance as he stared daggers at her. He made sure he activated his quirk from the start.
"Well, I had called the office at this school, and they admittedly connected me with Principal Nezu." She explained.
'Oh no,' He thought in defeat.
Aizawa's phone vibrated when he received another text.
Annoying Rat Thing: Oh, Yes.
"We talked for about an hour, and he offered a very tempting proposal. Nezu insisted on a teacher exchange program; it's like a student exchange program, but instead of a student, it's a teacher." She explained.
"So, who did we exchange to get you." Present Mic asked.
"It better not be me." Midnight said, not wanting to leave her paradise of passionate youths.
"Sorry, but Nezu wanted an even exchange, so I'm going to be the new homeroom teacher in Class 1-B."
"Will I ever know a moment of the piece ever again," he says to no one.
"So long, Blood Hero: Vlad King, and say hello to the Smile Hero: Ms. Joke." Emi Fukukado says, introducing herself.
"Why is the world conspiring against me." When he first saw her, he knew his sanity would soon abandon him. He can only hope to get a good batch of non problematic students this year.
Yuga Aoyama
"Hello, everyone. The flowers may be in full bloom, but I'm the one who truly shines."
A sparkling young boy is now standing in a field of newly planted sunflowers.
"HEY, YOU IDIOT, DON'T STAND THERE" a bold scientist yelled.
Mina Ashido
"LOOKOUT" a man cried out as he dropped his precious item from a high place.
A potted plant and several other stuff can be seen fulling out of a balcony.
"Don't worry; I've got it." A pink-skinned girl said as she ran and jumped skillfully into the air.
With excellent acrobatic skills, she managed to save the potted plant.
"Safe," she held the potted plant high up in the air, assuring the owner that his beloved plant was safe."
"That's nice...but what about my phone."
"Your phone?" She questioned.
After looking around, she noticed an iPhone that looked brand new was currently shattered into a million pieces.
"Whoops"
Tsuyu Asui
"Kero"
"Kero"
"Kero"
A specific young girl with frog-like features is currently 'protecting' several flowers in her neighborhood from harmful insects. So to do her part in the community, she had been on guard duty every so often. The best way to do this is by using her long tongue to attack.
"Kero,"
With her impressive accuracy, she aimed directly at a flying insect. But to her surprise, a small blade had pierced the insect mid flight.
"Oops, sorry about that. I didn't see you there," a man with lizard-like features said as he looked regretful. But after getting a good look at the teenager, he stood there in shock.
"It's okay. I'm partially to blame. Just be more mindful of your surroundings." she says, explaining the facts.
After a while, the lizard guy was still in place.
"I think I'm in love," he stated with a stupid love-daze expression.
Tenya Ida
"Hult individual," a young man spoke enthusiastically to a random bystander.
"What do you want?" said a flat face man.
"It seems that you misplaced these plastic bottles," he says while holding two All Might theme bottles.
"So"
"Well, as you well know, recycling is essential. Not only can it help reduce your carbon footprint, but it also helps reduce the need for harvesting raw materials, saves energy, reduces greenhouse gases, prevents pollution, and more. By improving our recycling habits, we can help keep the environment clean and preserve our natural resources..." he continued his long rant.
'This damn kid, if I only had my sword.' the flat face man thought.
Ochaco Uraraka
"...and done," a chestnut-haired girl had just finished planting several vegetables in the community garden.
"It was nice of you to help before you left for the big city." an elderly woman said in graduate.
"It's no problem. I'm glad I could help you one last time," she says with genuine pride.
"So tell me, is there anyone special in your life. A boy, perhaps," the old woman teased.
"A...A...A boy," her face lit up with embarrassment as she thought about a dorky freckled face boy. She subconsciously placed her hands on her face and started to float.
"Oh my," the old woman panicked when she saw the girl uncontrollably float away.
Mashirao Ojiro
"Ok, that's not right." a tail wielder saw a no-good punk with a mask that looked like a bird's beak toss a can of cola into the streets.
So he did what any other inspiring young hero would do. He picked up the can and placed it in the recycling bin.
Denki Kaminari
A particular idiot had been charging people's phones all day and made himself stupid.
"Yay," a blonde hair boy says with two thumbs up.
Eijiro Kirishima
Currently, two individuals are walking through a semi-crowded street. Close to them was a handful of people of all shapes and sizes. One, in particular, had just bought some all-natural red hair dye.
"Hey, old pal, tell me, why don't you join a gym with better equipment instead of..." A blond man with a beak mask says to his friend.
"I'm going to stop you, right there. A real man's workout is simple. All you need is a dumbell, clear space, AND A WHOLE LOT OF MANLY SPIRIT." A large muscular man with a similar mask says with great enthusiasm.
He then ripped his shirt off, showing everyone his manly muscles, and ran into the sunset.
"Wow...THAT DUDE WAS SO SUPER MANLY HE MOVED ME TO TEARS," the dark-haired teen cried out with passionate tears.
'Just what we need, another muscle-headed idiot in this world.' The blond man said with his hand covering his face.
Koji Koda
"Here, you little guy." a rock head student talked to a squirrel and taught him how to plant acorns.
"One day, we shall rule the world." the squirrel said.
"What was that?" the student questioned as he didn't hear correctly.
"I said, 'Thank you for saving my world," the squirrel replied.
"Oh, ok"
Rikido Sato
"These organic strawberries will be perfect for my new vegan strawberry cake." a big muscular sweetheart can be seen riding a bicycle while carrying other wholesome organic ingredients.
"Next, I'll try a carrot cake with real carrots." He says to himself.
"A carrot cake made with real carrots, that sounds amazing," A man with a green helmet says. He wears an armored suit, with brown armor covering his torso and shoulders.
"Hey, aren't you a Professional Hero," the muscular asked.
"I'm no hero; I'm just a great bicyclist riding the path to justice."
Mezo Shoji
A multi-arm teen is currently at a thrift store looking for a good bargain. But what makes this thrift store so unique is that they have the most extensive collection of recycled books. As a young man, he believes he should broaden his vision and his understanding of people.
So when a noticeable mutant-quirk user picked up a red book labeled the 'Meta Liberation Army.' A man with a very sharp nose couldn't help but grin at the sight.
Kyoka Jiro
"There's nothing like the sound of an acoustic guitar." the punk rock girl says as she starts playing her instrument, which is made out of recycled wood.
She sang "Sunshine On My Shoulders."
She had utterly forgotten that she was in a public park. She unintentionally gathered a crowd of bystanders. By the time she had noticed this, she had gone red with embarrassment and ran off.
Hanta Sero
"Yep, with me around, you don't need to waste your money on tape again," a young boy says, demonstrating his perfect grin.
The young man had taped together a good number of trees that were recently knocked down by a villain's rampage.
Everything would be fine and dandy if it weren't for the fact that he accidentally tapped up a man with a tree quirk.
"Oops, sorry, man, I hope there are no hard feelings."
"I am Groot."
"That's cool."
Fumikage Tokoyami
Despite his room being wholly deprived of natural lighting. The dark teen of the night had plenty of solar-powered flashlights. Seeing his partner is more powerful in the dark, his home is equipped with solar panels for their primary lighting source.
"Man, I can't wait to see what kind of badass heroes we will meet at U.A.," a dark figure says with hyped-up energy.
"Calm down. You are disturbing my meditation." the bird-face teen said with irritation.
"I will not calm down; I can do whatever I feel like doing cause...AH, the light it burns." just then, a beam of light hits his face as he lets out a dramatic yell.
Shoto Todoroki
A dueled-haired boy is currently in the background of his home assisting his older sister.
"How long do I have to do this?" the boy questioned.
"Until dad finds someone to fix the kitchen...again" she says unable to make eye contact.
The boy can be seen holding a frying pan with one hand. While he kept the ingredients that they managed to salvage cooled with his other hand.
"I honestly don't know what happened, the moment dad entered the kitchen. BOOM!"
"Maybe there was a gas leak" he guessed.
"You think so...we'll it wouldn't be the first time"
Toru Hagakure
"Let's see, cotton or polyester?" A teenage girl asked herself as she compared two adorable and stylish outfits.
"If I were you, I would go with the cotton. They feel a lot nicer when you wear them, but they don't contain things like microfibres that go into our water and marine life when we wash our clothes." a transparent girl could be heard as she was given fashion advice.
"Really? I had no idea." The random girl says as she learned something new.
"So why are you shopping? Trying out a new look."
"You could say that," she responded bashfully.
"OMG! It's for a boy, isn't it" the transparent girl squealed in delight.
"You're right; it's for a boy to notice me, but he doesn't even know I exist." She says in a slightly depressing tone.
"Well, that's plain wrong." the transparent girl said with bitterness
The two continue to talk to one another like any other teenager would.
'This is so nice...but I wonder, what would happen if she starts to bleed.' she thought with a mischievous grin.
Katsuki Bakugo
"DIE, YOU SISSY ASS WEEDS," a furious ash-blonde boy yelled as he was 'helping' his parent's flower bed.
"YOU DAMN BRAT, YOU BETTER NOT HURT A SINGLE PETAL FROM MY BABIES," his mother yelled from their home.
"SHUT IT, YOU OLD HAG"
As the mother and son were communicating, the father of the house could be seen tending to his Icelandic poppies.
"Theirs nothing like a peaceful afternoon with the family"
Izuku Midoriya
A former quirkless boy is sweating bullets as he is covered with thick blankets provided by his mother. He is trying his best to overcome his recent trauma of the rectum.
"Sweetheart, mommy's coming," his mother said with the most carrying tone possible.
"Oh heavens no." the boy cried out.
His mother came into the room wearing a gas mask.
"All sweety, I want you to drink up." she then hands him a cup of liquid death.
"Wh-what is this" He says as he sees a cute little skull in the drink.
"It's an organic medicinal remedy passed down from my grandmother. I even added a touch of cinnamon"
Unable to say anything, the boy just stared at the concoction that his mother had made.
'Why does death and cinnamon have to smell so awful'
Minoru Mineta
After following an update on social media about a particular hero with a Gigantification quirk. A little pervert tried to find a said female hero to see if the update was accurate. Anyone with half a brain could tell it was a lie. A sensible person will conclude that someone must hack her account.
The update stated that: The best way to save the environment is by going green, and the best way to go green is by wearing green panties. So ask any woman in your neighborhood if they support the environment, and she'll gladly demonstrate her green panties to show her support.
Due to the little pervert's stupidity, he admittedly ran all over and asked a 'woman' if he could see her panties.
"EEK! You scoundrel. Take this," a person with large lips, fabulous red hair, and a masculine figure yelled out in distress.
So she gave him a knuckle sandwich.
Momo Yaoyorozu
After being accepted to the number one hero school. A beautiful young girl wanted to have a better idea of the area. So after exploring by herself, she discovered a hole-in-the-wall cafe shop that was not too far from her new school.
"Mam, here's your order," a waitress says as she hands over a cup of tea.
"That you" after receiving the tea, she couldn't help herself and take in the aroma.
"My word is that Gold Tip Imperial, my dear girl." a gentlemanly older man asked.
"Yes, it is. Are you a fellow tea enthusiast as well?" She asked the man, who's accompanied by a small individual.
"That I am, my dear." the man said as he gave a proper introduction "allow me to introduce myself and my associate. We are known as Jam and Honey"
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance" the naive girl said.
After 20 minutes of idol chitchatting, a new friendship is born.