Author's note: I promised I would never do this but here it goes. I'm such a damned hypocrite. Ok here's the scoop, am currently writing up next chapter, so easy peasy,ok? Now for one or two notes. Many of you have asked what kind of character the woman who the contest for should be like, I want you to surprise me, I am gonna need one cold hearted bitch/seductress and maybe a few tittering friends in between and maybe a nice one. Tell me what she looks like, sounds like, her name, and any other tibits you'd like to add.

Secondly, while you are waiting in breathless anticipation READ PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! As loyal depp lovin fans I expect you to pounce on this story cause hey I've fallen into POTC with my friend Viki and we are currently tearing up the carribean, oh yeah and Jack is mine! So Here to be a horrible person I will update when I have seen a number of those here read it and review, oh hell just read it you know I'll update anyway but it would mean a lot to me and I think you'd really like it.

Thanks shall have the update up soon.