The next stop Edd and Eddy had was right next to their mens' bathroom...the ladies' bathroom. According to Eddy, they could find their director within the confines of this bright area.

"Eddy, we shouldn't be here!" insisted Edd as they walked in. "It's so...pink and so...femminine!"

"I'm doing whatever it takes, sockhead!" Eddy shot back.

"Oh, dear."

Sarah was waiting for them, sulking against a sink. She called into a stall. "JIMMY! The stupid Eds are here!"

Jimmy strolled out as Edd and Eddy stared. The little boy was wearing a wedding dress. "Hello, gentlemen!" Jimmy squealed happily in his silly high-pitched voice. "You wanted to see me?"

Edd awkwardly turned to his friend. "Eddy..."

Eddy smiled, pretending that nothing was wrong. "Shut up! I know!"

Edd still looked nervous, trying not to look directly at Jimmy's...attire. "This is awkward..."

"Excuse my dress," laughed Jimmy. "I'm planning on directing a play about a wedding and my costume girls were rather busy. How do I look?"

Edd forced a grin onto his face. "You look...nice. Like a...bride."

"Don't suck up!" growled Sarah. "Jimmy knows he's naked without his veil."

Jimmy blushed modestly. "Thank you, Sarah, but these boys must have good taste!"

Not knowing what else to do, Eddy finally cut to the chase. "So, did you get a chance to read 'Springtime For Bowser?'"

"I devoured it!" cried Jimmy. "I was too excited to sleep! Also, I was afraid there was a Koopa under my bed."

Edd smiled. Perhaps things would go well after all. "Well, it certainly sounds like it spoke to you."

"Will you do it?" asked Eddy.

Jimmy laughed. "Of course not!"

The theater's so obsessed

With dramas so depressed
It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more...
What's the word?

Edd: Gay?
Jimmy: Exactly!

No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it's murder, mayhem or rage
Don't complain, it's a pain
Keep it gay!

Sarah: People want laughter when they see a show

The last thing they're after's a litany of woe
Both: A happy ending will pep up your play...
Sarah: No one will die
Jimmy: So no one will cry

Keep it gay!

Sarah: Keep it gay...
Both: Keep it gay!

Eddy: But we need your genius!

Jimmy: Aren't you the polite one! Well, flattery always won me over. I'll ask my crew. This is my set designer, Patty.

Patty: Keep it glad, keep it mad, keep it gay!
Jimmy: And here's my costume designer, Violet.
Violet: Hello...Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!
Patty and Violet: We're clever, creative

It's our job to see

That ev'rything's perfect for our boss, Jimmy!

Jimmy: Next, Frieda, my choreographer...
Frieda: Hi there...
(Frieda dances, showing off her naturally curly hair)
Jimmy: And, ah, finally, last and least, my lighting designer, Lucy Van Pelt.
Lucy (sarcastically): Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

Jimmy: Now, they've all read the script. What did you think, ladies?

Violet: It's plot was too weak

Patty: It needs songs

Lucy: And less freaks

Sarah: And so the rule is when mounting a play

Violet, Patty, Lucy, Sarah, Frieda: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

Edd and Eddy huddled together in a corner where the kids couldn't hear them. "We're not getting through to him, Eddy! He won't sign our contract!"

Eddy pushed Edd over to Jimmy. "He doesn't like me...you talk to him!"

"Me? But I...I...Jimmy, I'm sure that you'd be perfect for the play!"

Jimmy turned away grumpily. "I've already said no! I've even said it through song! Now get out!"

"You can't do this, you little..." started Eddy, before he was shoved towards to the door by Sarah. "You heard the man! MOVE IT!"

"Jimmy!" called Eddy. "Think of the fame! You'll be a star!"

Jimmy looked up. "A...star?"

"Yes," added Edd, "and think of the Tony!"
Lucy, Frieda, Violet, Patty: Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony!
Jimmy: Wait! I have an idea! A vision of wonders is right before my eyes!

I see a line of bunnies so cute
Dressed as Koopa Troops, each one quite nice
With funny ears and tails of fluff
It's risque, but I say, take my advice!

Lucy, Frieda, Violet, Patty, Sarah: Love it!
Jimmy: I see a whole army dancing along

Played by chorus boys and singing a song
And wait, there's more: they win their war!
And the dances they do will be daring and new
Turn-turn-kick-turn, turn-turn-kick-turn
One-two-three-kick-turn!
Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it...

Eddy: Brilliant! That's brilliant! A real moneymaker! Sign here to do it!

Jimmy: Well...I should think about this first. I'll do it. I'LL DO IT! Snoopy, bring out

some milk and cookies!

(Snoopy dances out)
Snoopy: It pays, okay?

All: If at the end you want them to cheer

Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay
Whether it's Hamlet, Othello or Lear
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay

Jimmy: Comedy's joyous, a director's dream

Dramas annoy us...
Sarah: And they make me scream!
Patty, Frieda, Violet, Snoopy: So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay...
Jimmy: I'll sign...
Sarah: Sign...
Frieda: Sign...
Violet: Sign...
Patty: Sign...
Lucy: Sign...
Edd, Eddy, Snoopy: Sign!
Jimmy (signing): Jimmy, director extraordinaire!
All: Keep it gay!

Jimmy: CONGA, EVERYONE!
All: And so the rule is when mounting a play

Keep it gay...keep it gay

KEEP IT GAY!

Jimmy just seemed best suited for the role. I'm not coming out and saying anything...the series made it bluntly obvious, anyway.