The next morning, Edd and Eddy walked into the men's bathroom to find the entire place had been painted white. Even the already white toilets and sink had a fresh coat. The broken urinal had even been fixed.

"What idiot did this!" fumed Eddy.

Nazz walked in. "Like it? I decided to clean the place up and it needed a new paint job."

Eddy froze up again. "You...you? This is great! Nice and white! Yep...well, I'm off to count money."

"Right," agreed Edd, "I suppose I'll stay in here and take care of various other things such as audition schedules, and perhaps help Nazz out."

Eddy thought he was catching onto Edd's plan. "Oh, I see what you're doing! You wanna hang out with Nazz."

"Honestly, I just want to clean," admitted Edd. "Also, she's standing a few feet away from you."

Embarrassed, Eddy ran. Edd turned back to Nazz. "Sorry about him, Nazz. I must say, there's nothing in the world as rare as a clean bathroom. You've outdone yourself! It's almost as beautiful as you! ...did I just say that out loud?"

"I think you did."

"Oh my..."

"Are you okay, Double D?"

"I can't say I am...I just..." without another word, Edd bolted into a stall and slammed the door behind him. He collapsed onto a toilet. "What am I doing? Her immense beauty and cleanliness have me hypnotized! Oh, I'm an idiot!"

"You're still talking out loud," called Nazz.

Edd: That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise


That face, that face
That marvelous face
I never should begin
Those cheeks, that neck, that chin
Will surely do me in


I must be smart
And hide my heart
If she's within a mile
If I don't duck
I'm out of luck
She'd kill me with her smile

(Edd finally walks out of the stall. Nazz is still waiting. They begin to dance)
That face, that face
That fabulous faceIt's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace
But it's worth it...
For that face

Nazz: That face, that face
That lovable face
Who knew he'd be my love?

Edd: I'm certain if I fall in love

I'm lost without a trace...
Both: But it's worth it for...

That face

The song ended. Edd looked around. "Well...this is...awkward. I must go work on those audition schedules now...indeed." Edd quickly ran out, leaving Nazz. What just happened?

Eddy, Edd, Jimmy, Ludwig, and Sarah sat at a stage in the nearby theater building, holding auditions. Jimmy and Sarah weren't sure why Ludwig was wearing "that costume," but they didn't mind.

Jimmy: So far, no one's been decent!

Eddy: Yeah...but no one's been awful, either. (to Double D) We've gotta find someone AWFUL or this plan might not work!

(Johnny and Plank are tap-dancing on the stage)

Johnny: We thought we'd try a little soft-shoe...

Jimmy: NEXT!

(Snoopy walks onstage)

Snoopy: Suppertime

Sup-sup-suppertime...

(In reality, no one can hear Snoopy)

Jimmy: No mimes!

(Ed comes on next)

Ed: I need a hug!

Sarah: Get off the stage, loser!

Ed: Aw...

Jimmy: Oh, we'll never find anyone! Pain, anguish, sorrow...

(Jason and Marcus are onstage)

Jason: Here's a quirky little number...

Marcus: 'Have You Ever Heard the Koopa Band?'

Jimmy: No.

Jason: That's the name of the song.

Both: Have you ever heard the Koopa Band

With a bang
With a boom
With a bing-bang bing-bang boom

Ludwig: STOP! You fools! That's not how Bowser Koopa would sing 'Have You Ever Heard the Koopa Band!' This is how Bowser Koopa would sing 'Have You Ever Heard the Koopa Band!' MUSIC!

Ludwig: Have you ever heard the Koopa band
With a bang
With a boom
With a bing-bang bing-bang boom
Aaah, have you ever heard the Koopa band
With a bang
With a boom
With a bing-bang bing-bang boom


Dreamland folksongs and Hyrule symphonies
Can't compare with a Koopa song you see
We're sayin'...
Have you ever heard the Koopa band
With a zetz, with a zap, with a zing...


Pokemon stuff, don't start me on that trash
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that
Bang-a-langa-bump-a-lumpa-crooky-cranny-CRASH!
Key change!
We're sayin'...
Have you ever heard the Koopa band
With a zetz, with a zap, with a zing...
It's the only kind of music
That we crooks and we villains
Love to sing!

Eddy: That's our Bowser!