Edd and Eddy trudged into their sparkling clean bathroom. Eddy was holding a copy of the camp's newspaper, which had lots of good reviews.
"Look at these reviews!" yelled Eddy, flipping through the paper. "There's no way out of this!"
Edd was astonished. "Even Kevin liked it! Plank, however, left his blank."
"He always leaves 'em blank! But I bet he loved it! Everyone loved it when they thought we were making fun of Bowser!"
"Soon the kids will figure our plan out!" realized Edd. "Soon the Kankers will figure it out! We won't be able to pay the actors with what we owe them!"
"How could this happen?" Eddy slumped against the wall,
The show was sappy and cute
It smelled like a bad toot
Where did we go right?
Edd read the paper. "Here's Calvin's review. 'I loved this so much. So did Stupendousman, Spaceman Spiff, and Tracer Bullet...and you know how hard it is to please Bullet. He's a hard-boiled guy, never tolerating dames...' and it sort of gets off-topic here."
Eddy: It was so boring and so bland
It wouldkill Nintendo fans
Where did we go right?
Edd continued. "Sarah's review...'It wasn't the worst thing I've seen. It made me forget about how much I hate Eddy.' That's a compliment from her!"
Both: We just keptsearching through those scripts
For one that was so flipped
We had tryouts and auditions by the score
There was no one more uptighter
Than that moron Koopa writer
We thought it'd be so bad, they'd be rolling on the floor
Eddy: They stood and they cheered
Like they'd just been "King Lear'd"
Where did we go right?
Edd: Our leading man was so weird
There's no way he'd be feared
Where did we go right?
Eddy: And though the show's about a louse
Edd: Soon we'll be getting a full house
Both: Oh, where, oh, where
Tell us where did we go right
Eddy took another look at the paper. "Here's Linus's review...'Surprisingly witty and funny. I have a newfound respect for Eddy.' NOW THEY LIKE ME!" He angrily threw the paper against the wall.
And just so we knew it'd be rank
Both: We gave a solo to Plank
Edd: Soon we'll be killed and dead
Eddy: We could blame it all on Ed
Both: Tell us where did we go right!
On the song's final line, Eddy lost it and ran around the room, smashing all the clean painted things up, even breaking the urinal again. Eventually, the bathroom was back to its' dirty old self, with no evidence of Nazz cleaning it. Panting, Eddy looked up to see Edd sneaking out. "And where do you think you're going, you wimp?"
"I'm leaving!" Edd said quickly. "I've had enough of all this! You've talking me into doing scams I've never thought of doing before, and I can't stand it! I'll let myself out, thank you very much. If I confess to the kids, they may go easy on me..."
Eddy blocked the door. "You're not going nowhere!"
"And I'm tired of your bad grammar! It's 'anywhere,' not 'nowhere!'"
"Weakling!"
"Yappy! You heard me! Yap-yap-yappy!"
"Real mature..." Eddy said quietly.
"Are you going to yap at me?" taunted Edd. "Oh, I'm so scared! With that screechy voice of yours, you shouldn't be ALLOWED to sing!"
"Oh, you're gonna get it now!"
They sprung at each other when Jimmy and Sarah walked.
"Gentlemen!" smiled Jimmy. "Oh, we've done it! We've made our Broadway hit!"
"Get out," hissed Eddy.
"Pardon?" asked a confused Jimmy.
"GET OUT!"
"STOP YELLING AT HIM, YAPPY!" yelled Sarah.
"Told you," Edd said smugly.
Eddy lost it. "THAT'S IT! NOTHING EVER GOES RIGHT FOR ME AND WHEN IT DOES, IT'S FOR THE WRONG REASON! I HATE ALL OF YOU! GET OUT!"
There was silence. Finally, Jimmy turned to his friend. "I think he means it, Sarah."
"AAAAHHHH!" yelled Eddy.
Sarah started for Jimmy. "We can't let him say that to us after all we've done for him! Let's get him, Jimmy!"
"Give him the old 'one two buckle my shoe!'" suggested Jimmy.
Suddenly, Bowser burst in. The door hit Edd, sending him to flying into a stall.
"WHERE'S...THOSE...KIDS!" roared Bowser. Jimmy and Sarah dashed out to safety,
Ludwig jumped in and pointed at Eddy. "There's one of them! It's all his fault! He ruined you!"
"He's gonna get it! What about the other skinny one?"
"We'll find him later!"
"Right! For now, let's take this one!" The Koopas left with Eddy. Seconds later, Nazz walked in. "Wow..." she said, scanning the room, "they must have had some party to dirty up this place so much..."
Edd sighed. "Oh, Nazz...if only you knew. I must end our relationship."
"What?"
"I can't explain it, Nazz. It's just...not safe. Now I must save Eddy!" Edd sadly left a confused Nazz.
Edd: So much for me being in love
She's lost without a trace
It was worth it for that face
This was a pretty fun chapter to write. I especially like the song.