1Hello readers! Hope you had a great holiday, I know I did. I got a but load of Peeps! They were sugary sweet. Yum! Lol. Alright, well you didn't come here to hear about my bad eating habits, so lets get on with the story.
Chapter 19: Dodge the Kagome!
"Inuyasha, maybe we should do this another time." Sango said while Inuyasha parked his Harley. "No way Sango. Tonight we find out what is going on." Inuyasha said with a smile. As Sango checked her hair, she started to get nervous. Kagome was going to kill her if she saw them their before she asked. "Inuyasha, Why don't we go to that store over there first!" Sango offered, trying to keep him away. "We don't have time for that! I just saw them walk in!" Inuyasha said, starting to follow.
Leading Sango into the restaurant, Inuyasha walked up to the head waitress and said "Inuyasha, party of 2." He told her, keeping his eyes on Kagome and Kouga. "Is there any particular table you wish to sit at?" the waitress asked kindly. Inuyasha pointed at a booth that was across the room from Kagome and Kouga. "Okay, right this way sir." The waitress led them to the table and handed them their menus. "I'll be back in a few minutes for your drink orders." And then the waitress walked off.
"You look really beautiful Kagome." Kouga said smoothly. "Thanks." Kagome said, blushing. "You know, I think you should be my women for good." He thought aloud. "Uh, I don't think we should move that fast!" Kagome said, sweat dropping. "Are you ready with your drink orders?" Their waitress asked, walking up. "Yeah, my and my women would like two cokes." Kouga ordered. "Actually, I would like a sprite please." Kagome told the waitress, glaring at Kouga.
Inuyasha's ears twitched with anger as he listen to them. "That jackass!" He cussed, ready to rip up the table. But Sango was to busy hiding behind her menu. Being seen was the last thing she needed. Are you ready to order your drinks?" the waitress asked. "What do you want Inuyasha?" Sango asked. But he didn't answer. He was focused on what Kouga was saying. "Two cokes." Sango said. The waitress looked at the two and shook her head. "You could do so much better." She whispered before walking off.
Kagome twirled her cell phone under the table as she listened to Kouga brag. She already had "Help me" text into the phone, and was tempted to send it. But she was going to try to make it without bothering Sango. "And then when I made the final touchdown...won MVP..." Kouga drawled on. Help me. She thought with desperation. But then he came to a sudden stop and started to sniff the air. "What's the matter?" Kagome asked confused.
Inuyasha was so steamed that he wasn't even paying attention to their conversation. So Sango was the first person to notice him sniffing the air. He must be smelling Inuyasha! I have to get him out of the room! Sango thought with fear. Just then the waitress walked up with their drinks. She then placed them down in front of them and walked off. Right then Sango had a desperate idea. Reaching over, she knocked his drink into his lap. "What the hell!" He yelled. "Oops! Better go to the bathroom and clean that off Inuyasha." Sango told him. He glared at her for a second, but then stood up and stormed off to the bathrooms, cussing under his breath.
"What's wrong?" Kagome asked, confused. "I thought I smelled a mutt, but it must of been some kind of food, because it's to weak to be what I thought it was." He told her. "Oh well..." Kagome said with a sigh. She then twirled her straw around in her drink as Kouga picked up where he left off.
Sango let out a sigh of relief as Kouga stopped sniffing the air. That was close. Sango then pulled out her cell phone and looked at her messages. Nothing. Hurry up and ask for my help Kagome! Sango thought with aggravation. Soon, Inuyasha joined her back at the table and started to listen to the conversation again.
"Are we ready to order?" asked the waitress. "Two steaks. medium rare." Kouga answered simply. "Actually, I would like the Teriyaki Chicken with a side potato and a small salad with ranch dressing." Kagome told her, glaring even harder at Kouga. The waitress then wrote down the order and took their menus. "So, Kagome, Do you kiss on the first date?"
Inuyasha was about to tear down the roof. "That's it! I'm going over there and kicking his ass!" Inuyasha shouted. Sango desperately grabbed her drink and threw it right in his face. "Oops, clean it off!" She told him. "What is your probably!" He hissed. "Clean it off! Now!" she ordered, fire in her eyes. Inuyasha then slowly backed away towards the bathroom. Sango flopped back into the booth, but then remembered what a scene she had made and put up her menu to cover herself.
"I hate those kind of people." Kagome commented, looking at the women hiding behind the menu. "Who cares." Kouga said, beginning to get bored "I'm going to the bathroom." Kagome said with a dull tone. But Kouga only shrugged.
Sango then watched as Kagome got up and headed for the bathroom. At least she is away from Kouga. Sango thought with satisfaction. But then, to her horror, she saw that Inuyasha was starting to come out where Kagome could see him. Sango quickly got to her feet and ran at Kagome. She then tackled Kagome into the girls bathroom, knocking her face down onto the floor. Then she quickly ran into a stall before Kagome could see her.
"What the heck was that!" Kagome yelled to the empty bathroom. Sango held onto both sides of the bathroom stall, balancing on the rim of the toilet, as she listened to Kagome walked over the mirror. But as she stood on the toilet, she soon realized how hard it was to stand on a toilet bowl with heels. "I want to get Sango to come and help, but I don't want to be a pest." Kagome said to herself. With one last sigh, she washed her hands and left. Just in time, because as the door closed, Sango's foot went right into the toilet. "Great!" Sango said with aggravation.
As she climbed out of the toilet she remembered that Inuyasha was alone out in the restaurant. "Shit!" She yelled, running out of the bathroom. But as she got outside, she was happy to find that Inuyasha was placing an order for their food with the waitress. Sango joined him, happy to see that Kouga still had his head. "Why do you smell like toilet bowl water?" Inuyasha asked, confused. "Shut up." She said, glaring at him.
But as the waitress placed their orders down in front of them, her cell phone went off. Happy to hear the sweet chime of her cell phone, she pulled it out to read the message. But to her surprise, it read 'I SEE U'. Sango then fell into shock. She slowly turned her head to see Kagome glaring at her from their table. Sango put on a weak smile and waved at her. Kagome got to her feet and stormed over to her; Kouga was to busy in his steak to notice. "What are you doing here!" Kagome hissed. "Small world huh? Me and Inuyasha got hungry, so we decided to go out and grab a bite to eat." Sango lied.
Kagome's glare became more intense as she noticed Inuyasha glaring at Kouga. "I told you to wait and bring him when I told you to!" Kagome yelled. "What do you mean bring me?" Inuyasha asked, attention turning to the two girls. "Sango was going to bring you to get mad at Kouga and help me leave if the date went wrong." Kagome explained. "Wait! Sango, you said that you were going to help me spy on her!" Inuyasha yelled at her. "Spy on me!" Kagome yelled. "Wait...I ummmm...I didn't want to do this!" Sango yelled. "Sango! You are supposed to be my friend!" Kagome and Inuyasha yelled together. They then both stormed out of the restaurant, angry at their supposed friend.
Okay, well, hope you like it! I worked really hard to make it funny, but it was kind of hard.