Disclaimer- Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.

A/N: Chapter 2. Scream for joy. Oh and as a reminder that I haven't said yet, spoilers are thick. Well, not really, but still spoilers.

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Faded-Moon- cough cough I can't say I WASN'T on a hyper roll. cough cough oops did that slip out…? Thanks for your review. It means so much to me!

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KageOni1- You mean Kankurou isn't scaring you! ….. no? Are you sure that the OOCness is making it sound stupid? Stupidly funny is okay though.

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"I think we should get out of here…" Temari said reasonably, looking around at all the dead students that were now attracting flies.

"Aha! Sand Nins in Konoha! I should have known that stench!" and two flies turned into Izumo and Kotetsu. If you don't know who they are, you're stupid.

"Pizza delivery." Izumo said calmly, handing it to Kankurou.

"OH BOY! PIZZA! YAY!" Kankurou grabbed the box, and opened it. And instead of eating it all, sticking it under his hood, or any other weird actions that might have been running through your mind, he tried to take out ONE piece.

But that piece was stuck. "Hey, Temari, come help me get this piece out."

"Just get another." Temari suggested.

But no, Kankurou COULD NOT be satisfied with any other piece. He had to have THAT piece. So he gripped it with both hands, and tried to rip it out with both hands.

"Temari! I can't get it! Heeeeeeeeeeelp me." Kankurou whined.

"No." Temari replied.

"Whyyyyyy?" Kankurou asked.

"It's just a piece of pizza. You could just grab another one." She answered.

"This is troublesome." Shikamaru remarked.

Kankurou continued to rabidly try to get that piece of pizza out.

"…." Izumo and Kotetsu watched Kankurou, dot-dot-doting.

And then, Kankurou got the piece of pizza. He tumbled backwards, hitting Shikamaru, Temari, and Gaara.

"WOW, IZUMO, KOTETSU, YOU ARE GOOD LUCK CHARMS!" Kankurou shouted before he and the group flew away and landed back in the Konoha forest.

"Well, we're back where we started. I hope you're proud of yourself." Temari told Kankurou bitterly.

"I am very proud of myself." Kankurou began, "I HAVE "THAT PIECE"!"

"…." Gaara, Temari, and Shikamaru dot-dot-doted.

"We need to find Iruka again. He took The Scroll away." Temari remarked.

"I have a special ability for sensing dolphins!" Kankurou exclaimed suddenly.

"What?" Temari asked.

"……………………….. I dunno." Kankurou replied shrugging.

"Your troublesome." Shikamaru told Kankurou.

"Very." Agreed Gaara.

"YAY! I'M TROUBLESOME!" Kankurou did the Hokey Pokey.

"That wasn't a compliment." Gaara told him.

"………..wha?" Kankurou paused for a moment. Then he continued to do the Hokey Pokey.

But suddenly, a banana peel grew out of the ground or something, RIGHT IN FRONT OF KANKUROU'S FOOT. Oh boy. What's a poor puppeteer supposed to do?

Trip of course.

So Kankurou barely put his foot on the banana before tripping and falling flat on his face. "Hey, Gaara, there's four of you!" Kankurou said before he got swirly Kenshin eyes.

"……." Gaara dot-dot-doted.

"We need The Scroll. Shikamaru, do you know where to get it?" Temari asked.

"Its too troublesome." Shikamaru said, plopping himself down on the ground, propping his head up with hand and his elbow on the ground.

Then the ground collapsed, and Shikamaru tumbled all the way down to hell.

"Hey. I'm the devil. The old devil died, so now the devil is FEMALE." The devil said. "I like you."

Shikamaru stared at her, wide-eyed. Like OMFG WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. But since Shikamaru doesn't DO looks like that he just kinda stares at her like 'What the hell are you talking about?'.

Yes. Then the FEMALE devil like molested him or something. But since Shikamaru is like SUPER NINJA and is a Chuunin and everything somehow escaped the clutches of hell and rose to the surface like a zombie. But not.

"This is troublesome." Shikamaru commented.

"WOW! Look, Onee-chan! He's back!" Kankurou hiccuped. Why? I dunno.

"Wow. Enthusiasm." Temari remarked.

"Where'd you go?" Kankurou asked eagerly.

"Troublesome hell." Shikamaru replied. Because now, he cannot say a sentence without saying 'troublesome'.

"Hell. Wooooooooooooooooooooow." Kankurou exclaimed, looking at Shikamaru like he could hug him. All because he went to hell.

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Next chapter will be longer, this one happens to be short because of how busy I've been lately. Enjoy the update.