A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. And no reviews for chapter 2. Are you like… STONED! Oh wow. Hey. You reviewed!
Hurricane-rider: I'm glad its funny! I think your review is the best yet.
KageOni1: But is it TOO stupid? I'm getting depressed.
TheSunshineGirls: So you're a Shika fan? Okay then. Glad you like.
The ScrollChapter 3: Motivation
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"Shikamaru, you need motivation!" Kankurou told him.
"Motivation is troublesome." Shikamaru replied boredly.
"You think life is pointless?" Kankurou questioned.
"Troublesome, I can't answer that question."
"Why?"
"Because, I never troublesomely said that I think life is pointless so far in the series that the author has read/watched. But for all you know, I could troublesomely think so. You will never know something so troublesome." Shikamaru answered, yawning at the end. And the author is amazed that she got troublesome in every single sentence.
"Huh?" Kankurou stated. He had forgotten the question he had asked, because he was so blown away by Shikamaru's speech. "Unlike Gaara, I don't like to kill people! I like to annoy them!"
"You need to get into a normal state of mind and concentrate on this mission." Temari scolded her younger brother.
"But I don't HAVE a normal state of mind!" Kankurou confessed gleefully.
"…." Temari dot-dot-doted, WITH a sweatdrop.
"Can we continue on?" Gaara asked, annoyed.
Temari and Shikamaru nodded, but Kankurou shook his head. "We need one more member in our group!" With that said he skipped off to find the new member for their group.
Meanwhile, The Kiba/Shino/Hinata team was training. Hinata was practicing her techniques for the next battle. But suddenly, the peace was disturbed by Kankurou appearing, grabbing Hinata, and taking her back to the group.
"Meet the new member." Kankurou said proudly. Hinata brought her finger up to her lip and looked shyly at the group before her.
"Who… or WHAT is that?" Gaara demanded.
"It's a Hyuuga. A Hyuuga Hinata." Kankurou said, sticking out his tongue at Gaara.
"Shikamaru…" Hinata said shyly.
"Yeah?" Shikamaru asked lazily. Why lazily? Because. He's always lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazily.
"I WANT YOUR JACKET!" Hinata half screamed, half-yelled, and half-growled. And technically, that's incorrect. But whatever. It works.
Shikamaru stared at her as Hinata's face shrunk down to normal. Hahahahaha. Shrunk. Now Shikamaru was like' what the hell? I don't belong here! I'm normal!'
Kankurou smiled, and danced like Mr. Robin.
Temari sighed, she thought herself to be the only one sane. Why! Because she can't notice Shikamaru's saneness. Why! Because she needs to believe that she's the only sane one! Why! Because I said so!
"The Scroll…" Gaara muttered insanely. By insanely I mean… LIKE A PSYCHO MANIAC. How you can mutter like a psycho maniac is beyond me. But I don't care right now.
"We need to find The Scroll." Temari insisted.
"Oh yeah! Hyuuga Hinata, do you know where The Scroll is?" Kankurou asked.
Hinata sputtered like she had rabies, and began to foam at the mouth but answered with a shy, "No." (And I know what you're thinking. How can you sputter, foam, and answer shyly "No" at the same time? Who knows. She's a Hyuuga. Like that really has to do with anything.)
"Eww. Rabies." Kankurou mumbled.
Hinata sputtered angrily at Kankurou, and then suddenly she stopped sputtering, and all the foam disappeared and she returned to her normal self.
"I need a vacation." Temari sighed.
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And THAT is the new chapter. Feel happy. And dance like Mr. Robin. R&R