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A/N: Woohoo. Chapter 4 is here.
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The Scroll
Chapter 4:
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"We need a plan." Temari concluded, looking at the village of Konohakagure (I bet I spelled that wrong. I always spell things wrong. XD)
"I have one!" Kankurou claimed, giving Temari a military solute like Roy Mustang. Even if Roy Mustang solutes like every single person in the whole world. Oh well.
"Oh great. Let's hear it." Temari said with a sigh.
"Well we could attack Irukay directly!" Kankurou said intelligently.
"That wouldn't be as stupid sounding if we actually knew where Iruka was at." Temari snapped.
"Why don't we ask that kid?" Kankurou suggested, pointing at Lee who was conveniently marching up the path towards them.
Gaara's eye twitched at the sight of Lee, and kept twitching. All because Lee existed within his eyesight.
Temari had nothing to say, but she wondered how come a Leaf Nin was conveniently placed for interrogation.
Kankurou strode towards Lee, a friendly smile upon his face, "Hello Mr. Thick Brows."
Lee burst into tears, "Everyone teases me for my eyebrows!" he squealed and ran away.
And Gaara's eye stopped twitching.
"That was troublesome." Shikamaru stated, as Hinata nodded in agreement, growling like a ferocious beast.
The group stared at Hinata for a few moments, then Temari cleared her throat and said, "Well, that was pointless."
"Yeah." Kankurou agreed before turning towards the village, and running towards it flailing his arms wildly.
"Wait Kankurou!" Temari called, but it was too late. Kankurou was too far to hear her. With a sigh, she started out after him, and the rest of the group followed her.
When they came close to the village, they noticed some ANBU. The ANBU were staring strait at them and doing nothing at all.
Temari, Kankurou, Gaara, Hinata, and Shikamaru approached the ANBU cautiously.
"Aren't you supposed to be attacking us or something?" Kankurou asked.
"We don't really care." Responded one. "You can go through…or whatever. Yeah."
"But…" Temari began, before deciding this was too convenient to argue. She walked into the village, and the ANBU watched her, doing nothing. The other members of the group followed Temari soon after, eyeing the ANBU suspiciously. Of course, Hinata and Shikamaru weren't. You'd have to wonder what they had done if they had been.
"Ano-sa, Ano-sa! Shikamaru, Hinata! What are they doing here!" Naruto asked, pointing to the three Suna Nin.
Hinata blushed, and shrunk down to chibi size. Shikamaru shrugged lazily with his hands stuffed in his pockets.
"You hypnotized them. They can't talk!" Naruto exclaimed, "You're gonna make them do your dirty work!" And so Naruto went into this big rant about Temari, Gaara, and Kankurou using Shikamaru and Hinata to take over Konoha.
At this point, Gaara and Temari were like wtf. Kankurou was plain clueless, Hinata was… err… chibified, and Shikamaru was just lazy.
"And why would we do that?" Temari pointed out, "If you really think about it, we'd need more than five ninjas to take over a whole village."
Instead of making things better, which is what I believe Temari was trying to do this just made it worse. "Your gonna raise a whole army!" Naruto accused.
Now things were just getting stupid. Temari got sick of listening to Naruto, so she kicked him away, and continued on down the street like nothing happened.
And for the sake of Hinata being Hinata, she says this as she passes by a knocked out Naruto: "Na-na-Naruto-kun…"
Temari, Gaara, Kankurou, Shikamaru, and Hinata walked through the village…not happily…but not unhappily either. With dead silence between them. That is, until Hinata started making odd noises. But that's beside the point.
When they thought all hope was lost- but not really- they saw Iruka just ahead. He was skipping like a schoolgirl with a happy face as an ice cream cone was in one hand, and The Scroll was clutched in the other.
"IRUKAY." Kankurou said happily as if meeting an old friend. He ran up to him, spun him around, and grinned.
"AHHH. SUNA NIN IN THE VILLAGE." Iruka squealed, kicked Kankurou in the face.
Kankurou fell to the ground, out cold.
"Iruka, give us The Scroll!" Temari said in an attempt to be dramatic.
"Neeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeer!" Iruka hissed, throwing the ice cream cone to the side, which happened to smack a knocked out Kankurou in face. But that's okay.
Shikamaru sweatdropped at Iruka's protectiveness of The Scroll, "Its too troublesome, Iruka-sensei, just give The Scroll to them."
"Shikamaru! You have betrayed me for these fools!" Iruka asked all dramatic-like.
Shikamaru shrugged. "This argument is too troublesome."
Iruka's jaw dropped to the ground, and he made an offended face and kawarimi-ed away.
"Not again." Temari groaned, rubbing her head.
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Sorry for the late update. BUT, better late then never, right? ……….RIGHT!