A/N: Bleh. My head hurts yet I'm extremely happy. My friend Joel was finally home when I called him! Anyway… This chapter is the chapter in which Satoya somehow manages to get everyone to let him alone for a night. Yeah, right…

Ishigami: I once again have a job!

Me: For a while.

Ishigami: Bitch.

Me: I know.

Thanks reviewers:

Chinese Fairy: Oh, I already forgive you! It's not as bad as last time when you were gone for about a month! And Interestingness...? COOL! By the way, I'm updating now, please don't come to my house and tickle me! I hate being tickled! By the way, are you going to update Bloody Roses anytime soon? If you don't... I may have to put this on hiatis... .

kagome-princess: Aww, yay for the cuteness! None of my friends from school had better hear this or else. There won't be pain involved for you but for others. Anyway, thank you! ;;

Disclaimer: I no owney, you no tell the lawyers. ;;

"Ryou-kun? Can I ask you something?" Satoya caught Ryou's attention while everyone was arguing on where to eat.

"Yeah, sure. What is it?" Ryou turned to Satoya, ignoring the ensuing chaos behind him.

"Could… Could you help me talk Bakura and Marik-kun into leaving me alone for tomorrow night?" Satoya whispered.

"Uhh… Why?" Ryou looked at Satoya suspiciously. "He asked you out, didn't he?" Satoya blushed.

"Ssh… Don't let them hear you… I've heard their rants. They don't like him." Satoya pulled Ryou farther away. "Yes. He did…"

"Well, it's about friggin' time. Mokuba's been going on and on about his dreams lately." Leana spoke up from behind Satoya.

"That he has." Ryou agreed. Satoya eeped.

"Leana-chan!" he whispered loudly.

"Don't worry. I'll help get you all dressed up." Leana smiled and Satoya found himself reminded of a shark picture he saw once.

"Ok. Next task. Marik and Bakura." Ryou put a finger on his chin. Then he looked up, grinning.

"What?" Satoya looked at him nervously.

"Malik is gonna have to help but I have an idea." Ryou grabbed Malik and pulled him over. The four got into a huddle.

"Well, take good care of him. He's extremely sensitive to lack of sleep-"

"Marik. Shut up. You're not his mother, dammit." Malik glared.

"We just want him to be safe on his first night away from home." Bakura said indignantly.

"Bakura, you shut up too." Malik said as he slammed the door in their faces. "There. Those two are taken care of-Where's Satoya?"

"Leana has him." Ryou looked at the bedroom door in apprehension. They'd been expressly banned from entering upon pain of castration.

"Well. All we can do now is wait, ne?" Malik plopped down.

At exactly 8:00, the doorbell rang. Malik got up and looked through the peephole thingy. He looked back at Ryou.

"He's here."

"So let him in." Ryou said, standing. Malik opened the door for Seto to step in.

Seto wore black leather pants that (against all the laws of leather) left much to the imagination. For a top, all that could be seen because of the jacket, was a black silk button up. His jacket was a black, tightly knit mesh. Upon his feet were black leather boots. Ryou and Malik glared as they took this in.

"Where, exactly, do you plan on taking him?" Ryou asked with more glare.

"Dancing." Seto replied, looking around as though they were hiding Satoya behind them.

"What? You're taking him DANCING! The great Seto Kaiba, CEO of KaibaCorp, and all you're willing to do for a date is take someone dancing!" Malik burst out.

"Should you be worrying about where I'm taking him? Shouldn't you be more worried about where you're taking him?" Seto motioned toward Ryou who blushed. Malik looked down.

"I already had that planned…"

"May I present, the beautiful Satoya!" a voice from the bedroom called. All three looked over to see Leana standing in front of the door. She opened it to reveal her masterpiece.

Satoya shyly stepped out, almost falling in the unaccostomed, slightly heeled boots. They were black leather. (Yet again, we're back with the whole fact that Satoya doesn't wear black.) His hair was done up just as he saw in his dream; a braid with black, silk ribbons through it. His clothing, though, was not white. In fact, it was black. Black silk. The silk fit loosely to him but didn't leave everything to the imagination. (Yeah, like Malik and Bakura could buy something that left a lot to the imagination. ) His shirt only buttoned up to three places from the top and his pants didn't button at all. They were just zipper. (I hate those type of pants…) And also true to his dream, Satoya wore the black lace necklace with the green gem, stolen from Ryou instead. Satoya and Seto looked at each other appreciatively.

"Very nice…" Seto broke the silence first.

"TOO nice! Back into the bedroom! Time to change your clothes!" Ryou grabbed Satoya's arm but let go as Leana pressed a pressure point.

"Hands off. He's leaving now." She said quietly.

"Thank you…" Satoya walked toward Seto who offered his arm and took it. "I'm ready if you are."

"Then let's go." The two left Ryou, Malik, and Leana staring. The three looked at each other.

"We just set Satoya up for one hell of a night…" Ryou murmured.

"Kaiba better keep his hands off. I'll kill him if he doesn't." Malik sat down again.

"I hope they have a good time." Leana sat next to Malik.

"Hey, didn't you say you had something planned for us, Malik?" Ryou asked.

A/N: Whew, you all better have enjoyed that! I wrote it before and after playing some of The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers. I hope it's as good as it sounded when I typed it out because I won't be re-reading it for a while. I hope the clothes descriptions were good enough for you all! R&R!