A/N: Bwa! I return! And I can't think of anything for this! So we'll have to wing it because I'm sure that Chinese Fairy will MURDER me if I don't put in a date chapter! Right? Bleh. I hope my current CDs, which are all rock…, will do me some good…

Thanks reviewers:

Chinese Fairy: But Fairy-chan! You promised me a happy ending! Anyway, Bloody Roses set aside, thanks for the good descriptions comment... I've never really been that good at descriptions... I'm glad you liked them!

kagome-princess: Yes, Seto in black leather IS hott... Thanks for your support!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Stop calling me, you damned lawyers! Oh, and the club name was thought up by a friend. I dunno if it's real or not.

"Ooh, where are we?" Satoya looked at the club with wide eyes.

"This is a club called The Bronze. I'll have to pay extra to get you in but it's worth it." Seto walked Satoya up to the door where the bouncer stopped them.

"You got a reservation?" the dude was huge, Satoya noticed, cowering backwards.

"Yeah. Kaiba." Seto answered, glaring as the people behind them looked at Satoya too appreciatively.

"All right. You're in." the bouncer moved to allow them entrance. Seto and Satoya wasted no time in entering.

Seto waited for a bit for Satoya to look around in awe before nudging him toward a table. The two sat down, Satoya looking extremely giddy.

"So, what do you do at a club?" he asked Seto.

"You dance. You can also eat and drink." Seto answered.

"Really! That's so cool!" Satoya kept looking around before he settled down. Finally, he looked over at Seto. "What now?"

"Would you like to dance or eat?"

"I'm not hungry yet…"

"So I'll take that as dance." Seto stood and pulled Satoya up with him.

"Kaiba-san-"

"Call me Seto."

"Seto-kun… What're those people up there doing?"

"They're doing karaoke. Would you like to try?"

"M-Maybe later…" Satoya blushed as he and Seto began to dance to the music. Luckily for Satoya, it was the same type of music Marik and Bakura taught him to dance to. (Yes, my clubs play rock music for dancing.)

/Every time we lie awake/

/After every hit we take/

/all the feelings that I get/

/but I haven't missed you yet/

Satoya slowly took lead of the dance, pulling Seto along. Seto seemed very surprised, but not quite as surprised as Satoya was. Yet even though they were both surprised, they both enjoyed it. Then the song ended.

"Ok, I think I'm hungry now…" Satoya was beet red as they sat down.

"What would you like?" a waiter (Yes, waiter are in my club) asked.

"Um… Seto-kun…?"

"Order what you want, Satoya."

"Um…"

"Two cheeseburgers, if you like those, Satoya."

"Yes, that'll be great." Satoya was majorly relieved that Seto had taken charge there. The waiter nodded and left.

"Are you ok?" Seto leaned forward, concerned.

"Yes. I've never been on a date before, is all…"

"Don't feel bad. I've never been on one before either." Satoya looked up quickly.

"What? You've never been on a date? But why not?"

"I've never found others worth my time." Satoya sat back as that sunk in.

So he'd didn't find others worth his time? What made Satoya different…? Satoya was majorly confused after a couple moments of thinking. Seto had made it seem that he hated Satoya yet here they were, on a date. And neither had been on a date before. Satoya because no one had asked, Seto because he didn't find others worth his time. Satoya decided to stop thinking because it hurt his head.

By the time he'd come back to the world, their food had arrived. (Wow, that was quick…) He gratefully accepted his cheeseburger and bit into it. They weren't able to enjoy their meal for long though.

"Oh. My. Ra." Bakura.

"See? I knew they were up to something!" Marik.

"Hikari…" Bakura's voice held malice as he turned to Ryou.

"What? Satoya asked me to help…" Ryou backed behind Malik, mouthing 'I'm sorry' to Satoya.

"What are you all doing here?" Seto asked, somehow calm.

"Malik told us that you were taking him dancing. This is the best club in town." Bakura answered.

"Did not!" Malik protested.

"Ok, Marik probed Malik's mind." Bakura shrugged.

"How'd you get in?" Was Seto's next question.

"Marik and I are regulars here. And now, we're going home, Satoya." Bakura grabbed Satoya's arm.

"But-" he stopped arguing when Seto nodded for him to go. He looked down as he was led away, listening to Bakura and Marik rant about how he was dressed and about the fact that he was out with Seto. Ryou tapped Seto's arm.

"I'm sorry… I hadn't thought that they would figure it out…"

"It's fine. I'll just take him out for lunch tomorrow." Seto looked up at Ryou, not looking the least bit distressed about having his date taken.

"But… Tomorrow's a school day…"

"Exactly."

A/N: I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I couldn't figure out a way to keep the date going so I ended it! Forgive this author for she grovels at your feet! R&R! ;;