Chapter 3: Yes or No

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Just as they were about to go back to their tasks, Loki, leading a faintly pinked faced Fenris, came back with the firewood and water. Fenris looked up and got rid of any traces of her blush and called out to them:

"Hey guys! Did anything interesting happen while we were gone?"

"And do you care to explain why the last of our rope has been cut into shreds?"

"Uuuuuuh, a rabid weasel…came into camp…and shred it up with its claws?" Chaos offered his excuse to Loki. All Loki did was roll his eyes and gave the firewood to Iris.

"The perimeter is secured. There are no visible dangers anywhere. And I have not sensed anything lethal."

"Well, is there anything over there at the stream worth cooking? Fish?"

"No, it's too narrow for a fish to swim in," explained Fenris as she went to help cut up the rest of the food.

Neither pair wanted to share their embarrassing moments with the other two so they just carried out their tasks and got ready for dinner.

While Loki and Chaos were trying to salvage some of the shredded ropes, Fenris was helping Iris dice up the last veggie when a thought came to mind: 'what should we do after dinner? It's only 8:00, and none of us look tired.'

"Hey Iris? Do you know any games we can play after dinner? I doubt any of us are going to be sleepy."

"You're right Fenris, and I know just the perfect game. It's called 'Yes or No', the rules of the game are that you choose someone and ask him/her a question that can be anything, as long as it can be answered with yes or no. And you have to tell the truth or else the person who asks you can come up with a consequence. You can only refuse to answer if it's an ultra-secret-and-will-personally-rip-your-tongue-out-if-you-repeat-what-I-just-answered question. So you up to it?"

"Sure! Sounds way better than sitting around until I fall asleep. Lets tell the boys after dinner. And if they refuse, I'll curse them."

'That little girl's hyper attitude seems to be rubbing off on the older girl. That can't be too good…' thought Arie from her hiding place in one of the near by bushes. 'If they're going to play a game like that…then I think it's time to bring out some extra insurance." And with a snap of her fingers, the Pixie disappeared…for now.

"But you can't cast any curses Fenris, only spells, incantations, and charms!" exclaimed Iris.

Fenris suddenly put on an evil grin and had a mischievous look in her eyes.

"Oh, well you know that…and I know that…but the boys sure don't!"

Iris squealed out in excitement and pointed an accusing finger at the young warlock, while jumping up and down yelling: "YOU ARE SO EVIL FENRIS!"

After hearing their giggling, whispering, and squealing, Chaos and Loki couldn't take it anymore. They both looked up from there work on the tents at the girls who calmed down. Iris and Fenris stopped their giggling while turning around and looked at them in return. They both had smirks on their faces and an evil look in their eyes.

Chaos & Loki: 'DAMN…Iris/Fenris looks hot…'

If both of the guys weren't under the girls' gaze, they would have slapped themselves (well Loki would of just stand there scolding himself mentally)

"Loki…"

"Hmm…"

"The girls…"

"Yes…"

"I think they're up to something…and…"

"'And' what?"

"I have a bad feeling it has something to do with torturing us to our last restraint of sanity."

Loki thought of all the torturous and embarrassing things that had been inflicted by Taulin and the some of the other female assassins on him and Hajatu when they were younger.

One word came to Loki's mind just then: Shit

'Oh goody! They already started eating. Better put in this stuff while they're distracted…' thought Arie as she made her return to their camp.

As they were eating, everyone was in deep thought. The boys, thinking about what the girls had in store for them. And the girls thinking about questions they could ask them. So none of them noticed or sensed Arie as she poured some tasteless alcohol into their food.

After dinner, the girls came and told the boys about the game, and of course they refused. And Fenris immediately threatened to curse them if they didn't. Of course, they didn't know that she couldn't curse them so they decided to go along with it.

"Okay guys, you all know the rules, so let's start," said Iris.

"I'll ask first," said Fenris as she turned to Chaos with a red smiling face, "Chaos…have you and Iris ever been 'intimate' with each other before?"

"SAY WHAT" yelled Chaos and Iris in unison. Loki just looked at her with surprise at the audacity of the question she asked.

'Yup, that alcohol has gotten to her now…' thought Arie.

"NO, me and Iris have NEVER been intimate with each other," yelled a very red faced Chaos.

"Just wanted ta' know!"

"Yeah, sure ya' did. Okay…Loki I choose YOU!"

"…Any day now Farmboy…"

"Calm down Icy, let me think a bit."

Chaos had a thoughtful face on as he thought of a good question.

'Okay…I already know he hates that nickname…and that he loathes me to a certain extent…'

"I got it," he yelled as he put on a silly grin, "you still a virgin?"

Everyone stared at Chaos as if he'd grown a second head. 'Two down, two to go…" thought the pixie. Iris, Fenris, and Chaos both looked at Loki waiting for his answer. If Loki weren't his good old icy self, he would have lit up the campsite with his blush.

"YesIamstillavirgin" said the assassin as fast and quietly as he could.

"What was that? Couldn't hear what you said Snowman!"

Loki glared at Chaos as he growled out, "I said 'YES, I am STILL a VIRGIN'!"

"Don't be so embarrassed dude! So you're still a virgin, no problem with that, so am I! Even though I can't think of anyone who'd be willing to 'do it' with you. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Shut up farm boy. It puzzles me how you can be a worthy adversary, when you act like an impudent child."

"Aaaah, maybe if you take out that stick you got up your ass, you wouldn't be as uptight as you are now!"

The second Chaos finished his sentence, Loki had already pounced on him, and were both rolling around across the floor.

And where were Iris and Fenris during all this? Well, they could be seen red faced and crying from all the laughing they were doing.

"You are going to regret that pun Carrot Head," Loki snarled as he punched Chaos in the gut. But the alcohol was starting to get to him to so it wasn't as hard as he meant it to be.

When Fenris calmed down enough, she stood up and walked over to Loki who was starting to stand. She got close enough to whisper in his ear. "Come on-giggle-Loki, can't you beat up Chaos some other time? I'll give you something if you stop and come back to continue the game…"

Loki stared at Fenris as he thought about the offer. Arie had barely heard Fenris because she whispered it, so she decided to help out. She flew over to Loki and landed on his shoulder. Everyone was too intoxicated so she was safe for now. Pretending to be his conscience, she whispered in his ear, "Gofor it Loki...what have you got to lose? This is Fenris were talking about here. For all you know, she might give you a kiss..."

Loki thought about what his 'conscience' had just suggested. And of course, he had to give in to it. Fenris might get upset ifI stopped playing..."Okay Fenrisss, bu-ut what iss my reward?"Loki asked in a slurred but monotonic voice.

"You'll get…a kiss!" she answered with a smile. Loki just stared at her waiting. So she took another step forward and gave him a light kiss on his lips. It was soft and feathery to him. He barely registered what was happening when she took a step back and grabbed on to his hand. "Come on now, you have to fulfill your end of the deal. You have to ask one of us a question!"

Arie smiled triumphantly at her work and went back to her seat to let the show go on.

They both plopped down in front of Iris who was smiling her head off at what had just happened. Everyone turned they're heads to Chaos, who just grinned at them as he got up.

"IDIOT FARMBOY. Okay I choose you Iris, and you better answer my question truthfully girl."

"Hit me with all you got Ice-prince!"

"Cut the names shrimp. Okay, have you ever…tampered with our dreams at one time or other?"

"Why do you ask that," asked the girl.

"Because, a couple of weeks ago I had a dream where EVERYTHING I wore was PINK…"

"Well, um…yes and no. Ya' see, that wasn't a dream. I kinda' sorta' dropped your clothes in to a basin full of pink dye while we were at that one store, you know… the one Chaos dragged you in because he wanted you to 'try on some new threads'…And we didn't find out until you put on your clothes again. You sorta'…threw a fit at the embarrassment of wearing pink. While we were staying at that town, we had to lug you around until you stabilized yourself again heh, heh."

Everyone but Loki turned red at the memory and burst out laughing. It didn't help much when he added, "I am starting to wish it was only a dream now…" causing them to laugh even louder.

'My goodness, I think I should've used just a little of that bottle instead of the whole thing. Who knows what questions they'll ask each other? These people are hysterical enough without the alcohol!' Arie just shook her head at the group as she saw them calm down from her perch on a nearby tree.
A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER (AND THE EFFECTS OF ARIE'S ALCOHOL):

"Alright! My turn kiddies! I choose…Fenris! Have you ever, ever in your whole adolescent years and now…have a 'sexual dream' about someone?"

Right now everyone was down right drunk. Earlier they were just a little tipsy. (Now, they were as drunk as a person at an all night bar that sells alcohol $1.00 per bottle) You couldn't see it as much on Loki, only that his cheeks had a hint of a light blush, and his eyes were glazed over staring at Fenris, who sat to his left. Chaos was across from him sitting next to Iris, smiling his head off. And Iris was all giggly, and red all over.

Arie decided that it was safe enough to get front row seats to the action, so she just sat next to Iris. She smiled like a madman remembering how the hangovers from the drink will feel like.

'Man, these people are in for it tomorrow, their heads will sound like a parade in there. And they'll definitely be belching out their guts out…'

Fenris just giggled at Iris' question and nodded her head. Iris squealed in excitement and was bombarding Fenris with 12 questions per minute.

"NO WAY! When did you dream it? Who didja' dream about? Was he sexy? Was it a nice dream? What didja' do? Huh, huh, HUH?"

"Well-giggle-it happened a couple of-giggle-days ago. It was about-giggle-me and Loki. And he was so cute when he smi-"

"WHAT? YOU HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU AND LOKI! THAT IS JUST PRICELESS," exclaimed Chaos as he rolled around the ground clutching his sides because his stomach started aching as he laughed.

"Oh shut it Chaos, I think Fen and Loki make a cute couple."

Iris looked over at Loki and Fenris. She saw that Loki had a dreamy look in his eyes as he stared at the giggling warlock. When he saw Iris staring at him he growled.

"What are you looking at dwarf? And why should I care what you think you little nuisance?"

"Well I like the thought of you and Fenris together Loki. You to are made for each other! So stop glaring holes into my head just because I just happened to state my opinion in the matter."

"I would like to see you try and make me little girl."

"Hey who are you calling 'little?'"

"Hey Iris! You are kinda' short you know…" Chaos commented from his seat on the ground.

Fenris: -Giggle-

"If the shoe fits you diminutive, Carrot-topped, annoying, malevolent, loud mouthed, ignorant-"

"That's it! You're going down Frosty!" Iris yelled as she started for her Chernryongdo.

While this was happening, Arie shook her head at the absurdity of it all. 'Okaaaay…I think it's time to go nite-nite before this goes any longer…if they kill each other, that will ruin all my fun a hard work!'

Reaching into another one of the pouches on her belt, Arie pulled out a good amount of Sleeping Dust, and flew around every ones heads. Instantly, they began getting drowsy, and started falling asleep on each other.

Iris got hit first and her eyes got all droopy and kept on blinking to try and get rid of the blur she saw. She stumbled around a little bit until she fell on Chaos. She felt comfortable and immediately cuddled up with him. Iris was using his chest as a pillow while he wrapped his arms around her waist, laughing a little.

When the dust hit Fenris, she started to fall down. But before she met her new friend, Mr. Dirt, Loki grabbed her so that his arms were around her waist. But with the extra weight, Loki fell down to a sitting position. Fenris gave one last giggle before she slipped into Loki's lap and wrapped her arms around his neck and cuddling into his chest. Yawning she smiled and drifted off to sleep. And because he wasn't in his right state of mind (cough DRUNK cough) Loki didn't mind one bit. (Then again, what kingof guy wouldn't mind at all about having a girl in your lap, whether they're drunk or sober?;)

Loki tried not to get to comfortable, but it just felt so good. He just strained to stay up a couple more seconds. As he looked up with dazed eyes from Fenris he saw Arie smiling at him. She gave a wink and used one her fingers to push him over with his back against floor, Fenris right on top of him, and into a deep sleep. 'Can't wait to see them in the morning in these positions…' With that, she snapped her fingers and vanished once again.

AN: Is this really me writing? Could this really be me writing a fanfic about one of my favorite manwhas and turning it into some kind of sick love fest? Why yes…it IS me. Muwahahahahahah!

(Please ignore the sleep deprived writer zz and review)