(18) DOCKINA:
Dumbledore (hearing Harry's scream and seeing the predicament):
Well, now, this really should stop. If only Fawkes hadn't brought
back that little monkey and it's cute pink tutu. Everyone with
tutu's, take them off and put your robes back on.
Ron, Hermione, Lupin, Snape, and McGonagall stop and look at him for
a moment, then each other, and start dancing again.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Harry, I tried. They are just too entranced
by those darn tutu's.
Harry: Isn't there a spell you can use to get the tutu's off?
Dumbledore: Yes, but that would leave them naked.
Harry (look of horror on his face): Forget it, let them dance until
they get it out of their system.
(19) DANI IMAC:
A couple of days later...
Harry: why are they not stopping? We have gone through 48 renditions
of Swan Lake, 32 of the Nutcracker, 12 of Sleeping Beauty and one of
Giselle.
Dumbledore: humming the theme from the nutcracker umm, what Harry?
Harry: never mind.
Dumbledore: you know, Professor Snape can do a fantastic
split.Clapping loudly Bravo Severus!
Harry: OH MY GOD! I'M BLIND! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! AS IF THE TU-
TU/THONG THINGY WASN´T ENOUGH!
Dumbledore: again humming the theme mmhh? Thongs? Oh yes, they are
incredibly comfortable. I myself prefer satin ones, although I have
it on very authority wink wink cough Flitwick cough that silk
ones are awfully gentle on, well, you know...
Harry: faints
(20) JUSTAMOM:
Harry: Damn the luck, Voldemort has figured out how to get
Dumbledore and most of the army out of the way...he put that 'self-
replicating Tutu Dance' jinx on the monkey that Fawlkes brought home
and now all the students are dancing in enchanted Tutu's
Ginny: What can you do Harry?
Harry: I spoke to one of the old headmasters in Dumbledore's office
and found the spell that Dumbledore was going to use...look
out...Expellious Wardrobus Totalus
As they watch, all clothing is removed from the plethora of teachers
and students dancing in the Great Hall, they slowly stop spinning
and become somewhat confused by their lack of clothing.
Ginny, looking at Harry: Darn
Harry: What's wrong?
Ginny (smiling): Oh nothing, I was just hoping that it would have
included us as well
(21) DANI IMAC:
Fred and George: are we naked? Everybody's naked! Cooool...
Hermione: what happened? Am I naked? OH MY GOOOOOD!
Ron: groan Eeek! I'm bloody naked! But check out Hermione...nice!
Hermione: Will you kindly get your tongue of the floor Ron?
Everybody: Dude, check out McGonagall
Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO NOT check out Snape!
(22) CANDYSTAR:
Myrtle: why not check out Snape? You should see him in the shower. Terrible singer but awesome stripper-dancer!
"Harry & Ginny look at each other"
Harry: well you want to?
Ginny: oh Harry! I've wanted you since year one!
"now everyone is naked!"
(23) JUSTADAD:
... the next morning ...
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are walking to the Great Hall for
Breakfast...
Harry: "Well, uh, the good news is that those tutu's are gone..."
Ron: "Right, uh, that's the good news all right..."
Hermione: "All Right, we've all seen each other naked, there is
nothing wrong with that, it's a normal human thing.."
Ginny: "Oh it's normal all right...and fun too!"
They enter the Great Hall to find other students just milling about
and no food on the tables.
Harry: "What's going on?...is there something special today?"
Dumbledore (entering hall): "Harry, did you wonder what happened to
the tutu's?"
Harry: "No sir, I used your spell and didn't think that was
necessary"
Dumbledore: "On my, you have to understand Harry, that I was...not
myself, and hadn't really thought it through...(with that he touches
an amulet he pulls from his robes and the five of them find
themselves in the kitchen, all the house elves are now wearing
tutu's, spinning and dancing)"
Dumbledore: " One: we need to make breakfast for the school, two: we
will have to remove the tutu's, three: how many of you have ever
seen a naked house-elf?"
(24) MISS ALWAYS RIGHT:
Ron: (turns red and raises his hand)
Hermione: Ron!
(25) CANDYSTAR:
(OT: AHHHHH JUSTADAD! A NAKED HOUSE ELF! HELP ME! LMAO)
(26) DANI IMAC:
Ron: don't worry Hermione. After what happened yesterday thanks to
you I'm putting naked house elves behind me (and goblins, and lady
trolls, and Veelas...I really need to clean under my mattress...)
Harry: maybe after seeing Hermione Ron will FINALLY get some decent
porn...although those Veelas aren't all that bad...
(27) MISS ALWAYS RIGHT:
Harry...except for seeing Snape...shudders
(28) JUSTADAD:
Dumbledore walking down hallway: Minerva, I wish to apologize to you
for the recent occurrences. I have taken steps to see that Voldemort
will not be able to appear at Hogwarts again as well as precautions
to prevent future items like the enchanted tutu from being
introduced.
Minerva: Thank you Professor Dumbledore; but I must admit, in
retrospect, that it was quite thrilling, but dangerous. The Dark
Lord could have taken over the entire school.
Dumbledore: Thrilling...yes...Minerva, I wonder if I could ask you
a question?
Minerva: Please do.
Dumbledore: Well; now that I have sent the tutu's to the School Barn
behind Hagrid's Hut would you care to join me for a Barn Dance?
Minerva: Smiling...I would love it Albus
(29) CANDYSTAR:
Snape (singing): well take your partner by the hand. Swing her gently all over this land. Move her sideways & twirl around. Pet the Thestral & start again!
(30) JUSTADAD:
Harry: Wow, this potions class is boring now that the tutu's are
trapped in the Barn. I may even be able to get through this class
without getting abused by Snape.
Snape: "Potter, explain the uses of 'toads milk'".
Harry: Well, so much for that... "Professor, I have not had the
chance to review the reading material".
Snape: "Tell me Potter, what kind of grade do you expect?"
Harry: "A very good one sir."
Snape: "And how do you justify that opinion?"
Harry: "By these Muggle photographs of you in your green thong and
the fact that I know Rita Skeeter and the staff of The Quibbler"
Hermione (whisper): "Harry, that won't work, I already sold those to
PlayWitch and he's there next centerfold…"
(31) CANDYSTAR:
Harry: oh? Well then forget the muggle photos of you & your tu-tu. I'll use these naked wizard photos instead of you in the shower.
Snape: give them here Potter!
Harry: like hell I'll give them to you, I might need them again.
Snape: 10 points form Gryfindor for swearing at me!
(32) DANI IMAC:
Harry: fine! You can have these if you want...
Snape: done hyperventilating Smart move Potter
Harry: ...it's not like I didn't make copies!
Snape: you WHAT!
Harry: Oh yeah. I've been thinking of going into business with Fred
and George. They get your naked picture for free when they buy a
thongalicious tu-tu.
Snape: you wouldn't dar...FREE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREE!
Harry: well professor, you ARE slightly past your prime you know.
You no longer have those "chiseled buttocks" you mumble about every
now and then.
Snape: Outrageous! Blasphemy! SACRILEGE! I'll have you know,
Potter, that my buttocks are as tight and fit as they were 20-bloody-
years AGO!
Hermione faints again
Snape: I'll prove it right now!
All of a sudden all the female teachers come barging in
McGonagall: now, now Severus, are you sure you want to do
that...here? wink wink If you come with us, we'll make it worth
your while
Snape: huh?
Madam Pomfrey: we got booze...
Snape: well...
Sprout: we got fog...
Snape: I don't know
McGonagall: we've got...poles.
Snape: let's go.
(33) JUSTADAD:
At the 3 Broomsticks...
Fred: "George, how long do we plan on being here?"
George: "Only as long as it takes for all those photos of Snape to
be handed out to the Hogwarts students."
Fred: "are you sure this is going to work?"
George: "I don't know, we can only try...if we succeed we will be
famous."
Fred: "Your right...when the pictures turn into tutu's for everyone
we will be known as the PARTY Twins"
Dumbledore looking across his office: "Fred and George Weasley, I
asked you to come back to Hogwarts today to inform you that I
am ...disappointed in your efforts." "It seems that your effort to
re-introduce tutu's to the Hogwarts grounds was a failure, as the
photographs of Professor Snape transfigured into the tutu, my anti-
tutu charm transported them elsewhere." "Do you have anything to
say?"
Fred: "Yes Sir", "Are there any pictures of Snape that survived, we
still have orders to fill."
George: "Right, especially the ones in the polka-dot thong, The
Teachers here are really into that one."
(34) CANDYSTAR:
Dumbledore: no! All porn pictures of Severus have been destroyed.
so that night...
"Fred & George are walking sadly down the hall"
Myrtle: pssst...In here! "leads them to the entrance of chamber of secrets" shhyyeth shhshee! tehehe I learned THAT line from Harry! Go down there, he's waiting for you!. Oh & this is top secret so don't tell anyone! "Fred & George slide down"
Harry: we found a way to get new photos of Snape.
Collin: Myrtle is watching out for him & whenever he'll get in the shower...SNAP!...we can get our pictures!
Fred/George: yeah! Ok time for Operation: Snape Snaps!