Chapter 4:

Demon: "Blah"

Inner Sakura:'Blah'

Thoughts: 'Blah'

"Gaara and Shikamaru, this is how we make snow shinobi." Temari spoke cheerfully as she put the last finishing touches on a snow covered Gaara, Lee and Kankuro with assistance from Shikamaru. It turns out that while Temari and Shikamaru hurled snowballs at them, she suddenly hit with an inspiration to use her Kyodai Sensuand to blow the snow directly at them, covering them up with snow leaving only their faces exposed. Gaara just glared at her, but she just simply ignored him, whereas Shikamaru simply watched him warily.

"Eh, isn't that, the Uchiha brat and Sakura making out?" Kankuro blurted out, with blood streaming down from his nose. Normally with that scene would be enough to knock the males off their feet with fountains of instant blood loss through their nasal, but in this case, Kankuro was planted on the spot with snow, and he's watching the 'ahem' open display of affection like he was watching porn, you get the idea. Lee in the mean time was crying a fountain of tears upon seeing the scene and nose bleed at the same time.

Temari gave a glance at the scene; quickly have to block Gaara's view from them, fearing that might scar him for life. Gaara in the meantime was having a headache that consisted of his tenant yelling at Temari for preventing Gaara from learning about the bees and birds stuff and being a spoilsport. Shikamaru felt his head was going to explode with too much data of the bedroom scene and muttering brain overload at the same time.

Meanwhile back to Sasuke and Sakura …

While they are busy making love or making out for too innocent readers here on the ice, unaware of a certain white hair perverted Frog Sennin taking notes of them for his oncoming icha icha series and giggling very girlishly at the same time. After a while, Sakura, in the midst of her daze woke up suddenly to the full blown laughter from the infamous pervert known in Konoha history, and realized where they are doing at.

"Sasuke…" she whispered, but he growled in reply and continued sucking her neck.

"Sasuke kun, we are in the open now!" She hissed at him, nearly winced as she felt something in between her legs. With those words, he quickly stopped and broke apart, blushing furiously on the spot.

"Er, Sakura, sorry about that." He apologized and at the same time blushing along with her.

"It's alright, Sasuke kun, but maybe …eh, isn't that Naruto screaming?" she cried as she quickly got up, with him nodding in response, much to the Frog Sennin's dismay.

Both Shikamaru and Temari sighed in relief, as the scene had ended, but Gaara's raccoon tenant was wailing like someone who missed an episode of a favorite television show and forcing Gaara to build a sound proof barrier in his mind to have some peace and quiet.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru replied as he simply gave a peck on Temari's cheek earning him fifty thousand megawatts glares from the two sand brothers who would gladly and quietly bring him to a corner and whacked him senseless for laying his dirty paws on their only sister, if they are not planted and frozen on the spot.

"Neji niisan …" Hinata protested as she was being led by Neji away from Naruto.

"Now Hinata sama, you know that you shouldn't be with him." Neji replied as he led her away, not noticing the deadly aura coming from her. He suddenly noticed the deadly aura from someone else that is his girlfriend, Tenten.

"Neji," Tenten drawled his name out very slowly, Neji just glanced at her emotionlessly.

"How could you do this, just ditching me like that and ruined Hinata's day?" Tenten growled as she twirled her kunai dangerously, he gulped and noticed the second aura.

He turned around and found Hinata glaring at him with her Byakugan activated, causing him to sweat profusely and started seeing two yakshas standing in front of him instead of the two raging ladies.

"I go and see whether Naruto is alright." Neji replied quickly before skating quickly towards where Naruto had landed.

'Dammit, why this freaking lake has so fricking deep,' Shurin cursed as she dived down further to reach Naruto. Apparently, she has noticed his screams and curses and saw his figure crash landed into the thin ice and sinking into it causing her to dive after him.

'At this rate, I will be out of air.' She thought frantically, as she kicked faster to reach him, not noticing the voice shrieking of hating water. She managed to grab him and about to swim up to the surface when she realized something.

'Crap! Not now, I really need swim up now!' she thought frantically as she kicked towards the surface, trying to swim up faster than normal with the remaining air supply that she had left to reach the surface, ignoring the dull pain in her legs. After reaching the surface, only to find that she had reached the dead end.

'Damnit, wish that I could master at least that kage bunshin so that I can at least produce ten to toss myself and him out of here.' She cursed as she tried to find an opening to toss him out before her insufficient air supply runs out. 'Damnation of all damnation, I want to get back, not to drown in this bloody pond due to lack of air.' She thought as she used her remaining air supply and strength to toss him out of the lake, before slipping into blissful state of unconsciousness.

"Arghhh, where am I? Am I in heaven now? How come there's an angel who looks like Hinata and is there ramen for me to chow on?" Naruto asked as he slowly woke up feeling very light headed.

"Naruto kun!" Hinata cried and glomped him squeezing the breath out of him. Neji would have given him the patented 'you are dead' glare, but not in front of his girlfriend and his cousin, for he could swear to himself that with their combined forces are enough to bring him to the eighteen levels of hell of pain.

"Hinata, what are you doing in heaven?" Naruto asked her causing her to blush.

"Dobe, you are still alive," Neji replied, crossing his arms.

"Huh, what happened, all I remembered was I blacked out after I hit the water?" Naruto replied feeling very confused.

"Well, I was to bail you out of there, when I saw you flying out from the ice to the ground." Neji replied, causing him to stare at him in surprise.

"So, Hinata, did you perform the mouth to mouth technique on me?" Naruto asked as he was secretly hoping that she's the one who did it.

"No, Naruto kun, Neji managed to get you back to consciousness." Hinata replied causing the fox boy to suddenly sit up and perform a series of gagging noises just to get rid of Neji's 'kiss', causing the white eyed boy to be miffed at him.

"Don't worry, dobe, I only poke out the water and unsealed the Tenketsu on your body that's all. I'm sorry for sending you in that manner." Neji informed him very stiffly.

"Naruto are you alright?" Sakura asked as she arrived at the scene along with Sasuke, showing concern after witnessing him crashing into the icy water and only to be thrown out it.

"Hinata, Sakura, everyone …" Naruto became teary eyed at the display of his teammates. He bent down his head.

"Thank you everyone."

The next day …

"I understand that Shurin and Naruto catching a cold, but it don't explain about Sasuke and Sakura." Kakashi muttered as he stared at the empty field. He was still puzzled as in why Gai was crying over him deflowering the beautiful flower, as he was just simply giving an unconscious Shurin a CPR, not noticing that his hands were strategically misplaced on her chest, causing her to moan and mutter about mother and vacuuming the room.

"Since the whole team is out, Hinata will probably be playing nurse with Naruto, so that leaves me a lot of time to read the latest volume." Kakashi replied whipping out newly bought icha icha ice skating and started giggling like a high school girl.

Owari.

Winter chan: That's the last chapter, even though the ending is a bit weird. hope everyone enjoyes it. :x thanks to those who had read and waited faithfully for the updating of the story.