(52) DANI IMAC:
Voices heard from the inside the boys room:
Harry: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD RON, THAT'S JUST GROSS!
Ron: What! It's for practice!
Harry storms out of the room
Harry: mumbling Hermione's face...pillow...
(53) DOCKINA:
Harry: Ya know Ron, why don't you just go and ask Hermione out? I
mean, if you think that she likes you... you could just ask her to
go for a walk alone with you.
Ron: Ya know, Harry, that's not a bad idea. Pauses a moment. Yeah,
I'm going for it. He walks over to Hermione where Harry seems him
talking to her for a bit before leaving together out the portrait
hole.
Harry: Finally, I can get some homework done without him drooling
over her!
Almost an hour later, Harry notices that Ron and Hermione aren't
back from their walk and gets worried. He goes outside and is
walking around the forest when Ron and Hermione come out from behind
some large bushes, out of breath and extremely disheveled.
Harry: Where have you two been? You have been gone nearly an hour!
Ron (looking at Hermione): Almost an hour? Well, not bad for a poor
wizard boy huh Hermione?
Hermione (smiling and putting her arms around Ron) in a breathless,
mischievous voice: Not bad at all!
Harry: Uh oh! What have I done?
(54) CANDYSTAR:
Harry (thinking): ""might as well"" "looks around for Ginny"
(55) DANI IMAC:
Ginny: well Harry, now that Ron and Hermione are seeing each other
maybe we should...
Harry: preach them about the dangers of pre-marital you-know-what?
Ginny: He can say Voldemort, but he can't say that! Oh, I´ll make
you preach all right
Later...
PRAISE THE LORD! KEEP PREACHING BABEEY! AMEN TO THAT!
(56) JUSTADAD:
Ginny and Harry are walking back to School holding hands.
Harry: "You realize that this is going to change some things,
between us, now that we are ... lovers?"
Ginny: "I think so, but as far as Dumbledore's Army and the Order is
concerned I want to continue as before, what we have for each other
should not interfere with the work."
Harry: "I can't say that I will be totally objective, I mean I
really can't be sending you in harm's way without guilt can I?"
Ginny smiles and kisses Harry Gently: "That's nice but things will
change, after all you are going to have a big change in tomorrows
quiddich match."
Harry: "What do you mean?"
Ginny: "Once you are no longer a virgin the anti-splinter charm
stops working, the manufacturer figures that once you are old enough
for sex you can figure out how to get a broom splinter out of your
ass."
(57) JUSTAMOM:
Harry: Oh, I know a spell that will take care of that.
Ginny: You do? Harry, you're so wizardly. What is it?
Harry: It's right here, under my robes.
Harry begins to lift his robes away. Ginny hides her face and
giggles.
Harry: It's okay, Gin, you can look.
Ginny peaks from between her fingers to see that Harry is wearing
plaid shorts.
Ginny: What are those?
Harry: I've cast a spell on my knickers--they're impenetrable.
Ginny: Oh, Harry, I hope that works just from the outside in!
Harry grins wickedly. Why do you think I took them off?
(58) JUSTADAD:
Night at Hogwarts...
Snape is moving through the darkness searching...
Snape: ...where are they...I thought they were around here...
Hagrid: "WHAT...WHO's Dere?"
Snape: "It's SNAPE you fool...what are you doing out here?"
Hagrid: "Oh Professor, Sorry, I'm guarding some clothes for
Professor Dumbledore...seems that Fawkes' monkey needs 'em when he
goes back to the circus don't you know..."
Snape: "Hagrid, I wonder if you could let me see the clothes for
awhile, I could guard them at the castle."
Snape: "Well normally I would professor but, well, you see, I am out
here trying to find em...seems that Buckbeak took a liking to them
and he and his friends are out here dancin'...OH, I could let you
have a pair of shorts I found in that bush a while ago...funny
that...Harry and Ginny were around but said they didn't know a thing
about em..."
OT: NOTE: Justamom, you missed an obvious punch line...
"Harry: I've cast a spell on my knickers--they're impenetrable."
"Ginny: You better hope you never hear that about mine"
(59) DOCKINA:
Snape: I will help you find Buckbeak and the clothes. The clothes
are what is important.
Hagrid looks at him suspiciously.
Snape (looking shifty): I mean, for Fawke's monkey's sake.
Hagrid and Snape enter the Dark Forest in the direction of the party
music coming from deep within.
When they get there, they not only see Buckbeak and co. dancing, but
Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Colin, and Myrtle. Snape ends
the spell that is creating the music. Everyone stops and stares at
him.
Snape: I must insist that this dancing stop at once! You are tearing
the tu-tu's on the branches!
Everyone ignores him, and then Harry and Hermione restart the music
spell and everyone starts dancing.
Hagrid: Well, what do we do now?
Snape doesn't answer, but turns into a poodle, grabs an extra pink,
fluffy tu-tu and joins the party. Shortly after, a werewolf and a
large black shaggy dog also join the dancing and festivities.
Hagrid: Well, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!
(60) CANDYSTAR:
(OT: I don't know why, DOCKINA, but for some reason you post made think of this next scene with Hagrid...)
Hagrid: yup, that's what I'll do. Join them! "runs to hut & shaves beard & head & puts on khaki shorts & flowery Hawaiian top/sticks a drink umbrella in a tall glass of iced butterbeer & heads into the forest to the party where he pulls out a long lounging chair & stretches out!"
(61) DOCKINA:
Dumbledore hears the music coming through his slightly opened
window. He jumps up out of bed and runs to the window.
Dumbledore (muttering): Oh no! Not again!
He runs out into the forest towards the music. When he arrives at
the party, he does the same spell Snape did to stop the music.
Dumbledore: What is going on here! I must insist that this stop at
once! Hagrid! What are you doing? I am very disappointed in you! You
were supposed to be protecting these clothes for Fawkes's monkey!
Once again, everyone looks at him, then starts the music again and
ignores him.
Dumbledore: No, don't... sigh Ya know, this music is kinda catchy!
Dumbledore then conjures himself a lounge chair and drink complete
with umbrella. He conjures a sun lamp, sunglasses, and a bottle of
suntan lotion. He rubs some of the suntan lotion on his long,
crooked nose to keep it safe.
Dumbledore (singing under his breath): When the sun goes down...
we'll be groovin', when the sun goes down... feelin' alright...
(62) JUSTADAD:
Hagrid and Dumbledore are seated in beach chairs, sipping tropical
drinks, while a number of students, and creatures from the forest
dance, some in tutu's, to magical music provided by a MP3 (Magical
Projection Type 3) Service.
Included in the group are a Large Black Dog, a poodle in a tutu, and
a groomed collie resembling Lassie, near them, also dancing, is
Lupin who is keeping a watchful eye on the collie and seems
resentful for once that it is NOT a full moon...
Lupin: "Professor Dumbledore, you must remove the spell, I am afraid
for what may happen to Professor McGonagall and the others"
Dumbledore: "I am sorry Lupin, but you misunderstand, THESE tutu's
are NOT enchanted, they are simply an excuse, an excuse to dance and
have fun, I destroyed Voldemort's Tutu's long ago."
Lupin: "Then why do you let this continue?"
Dumbledore: "Because it must, we cannot stop time, look at Snape, he
has never seen happiness, could you deny it from him now, Look at
Sirius, he also has been without joy for some time. Professor
McGonagall understands, don't you Minerva?"
With that, the collie transfigures into Professor McGonagall.
McGonagall: "Ah yes, Professor, the creatures of the Dark Forest have
also been unhappy for some time and needed some joy in their lives..
(look at the centaurs dancin' with the Werewolves...isn't that
nice?)..and besides all of that there is the most important
thing..." McGonagall looks over at the trio and Ginny, "Now that they
have found each other, and Merlin knows that they needed some love
in their lives, somebody needs to be around to keep an eye on
it...after all we can't have 13 year old naked witches running
around can we, this isn't Salem, or that Madhouse on the muggle
scifi telly".
Suddenly Hagrid gets up and starts for the forest removing his
clothes on the way, "I'll be back Professor, Madam Maxime just
arrived".
Dumbledore: "You know Minerva, I am not really concerned about the
students, I wonder if we can cope with two half-giants who are in
lust?"
McGonagall shakes her head and returns to her collie form,
Dumbledore sits down and sips his drink, Lupin dances with a
Mermaid, Harry and Ginny step into Hagrid's Hut, Ron falls down and
Hermione just smiles, all is right with the world.
(63) DANI IMAC:
OT: LOL justadad
In the forest:
Oh Hagrid...
Oh Olympe...
I love you
I love you
Hagrid, I love your beard
background music comes to a screeching stop
What beard? I shaved it off!
Huh?
And when did you get a moustache?
I didn't!
garhwoidoijgoagjp
OH MY GOD! GRAWP!
Olympe: well, I had heard that giants were kinky, but this is
ridiculous. Although...double the giant, double the fun!
Meanwhile…
Lupin looks around...
Lupin: Headmaster, where are all the children?
Dumbledore: skinny dipping
Lupin: what?'! And Snape and McGonagall?
Dumbledore: they said something about "howling at the moon"
Lupin: but, there is no moon tonight! mmhhh...
Lupin: wait, did you say skinny dipping?
Dumbledore: yes
Lupin: OH NO!...there goes our wet t-shirt contest...Now, where are
my omniculars again?
(64) CANDYSTAR:
Harry (just coming out of the lake & heads to bushes where his robes are lying on the ground): huh? AHHH Lupin! Hermione, get the girls under cover! Lupin is watching you with omniculars!
"all girls scream & dive outta sight"
(forgive my trekkiness on this next one)
Lupin: for heaven sake Harry; I'm a werwolf not a pervert! I'm just looking. No harm there! Besides, YOU are with them? hmm?
Harry: Duh...i'm more their age! You on the other hand are a professor & should know better!
(65) JUSTADAD:
Harry "I'm worried about Lupin..."
Ron "I'm not worried; I'm just mad...what's going on with him?"
Harry "I think it's McGonagall, I think he needs a girl of his own
and not one to share with Sirius"
Ron "Well, it seems to me that before you wiped out the memory he
was suppose to be getting along with Tonks, why don't you give that
a nudge? Meanwhile I am going to go find a tattoo spell and put
PURVERT on his forehead"
(66) CANDYSTAR:
Hermione: DONT YOU DARE DO THAT TO LUPIN RONALD WEASLEY!
Ron: AHHH! HERMIONE DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT! & WHY NOT?'!'?'!
Hermione: you'll ruin his appearance.
Harry (handing Hermione a towel): how typical! Falling in love with all male professors!
Hermione: thanks for the towel. No! I HATE Snape!
Harry: we all do! Even if he is part Veela. We need to get Lupin & Tonks together. Any ideas?
Ron: oh plenty! Time for Operation: Sweetheart Lupin & Tonks!
later that evening...
Tonks (sees 11 red roses & 1 white one on her desk & reads note): "from your beloved werewolf. I know! I should have told you before."
at the same time...
Lupin (sees a bottle of fire whiskey on his desk & reads note): "from your beloved Metamorph. I know! I should have told you before."
Lupin/Tonks runs out into the hall & meet each other...
Lupin/Tonks: you really love me? Oh yes!
"Harry/Ron/Hermione who were under invisibility cloak to watch decide to leave"
Ron: well that worked fine!
all hear Lupin & Tonks suddenly: yeah baby! oh that's good!
Harry (nervous smile): ermm--yeah just fine!
(67) DOCKINA:
Harry: So, now that everyone is hooked up, what do we do now?
Hermione: Plan weddings! Oooohhhh, I know a really good
photographer. I could talk to my mom and dad about the decorator
that they used for their wedding. It was absolutely beautiful!...
Harry and Ron look at each other, roll their eyes, and walk down the
hall, leaving Hermione to chatter on behind them. Soon, they reach
the dungeon door only to find everyone still standing outside the
door talking loudly.
Hermione: Oh, and can't you just see Snape, wearing a bit of white
with his robes for once... she trails off.
Harry (loudly): What's going on here? Why isn't anyone going into
class? Is Snape sick, Or late, or something?
Draco: I don't know, Potter, the door is still locked, and Professor
Snape hasn't come yet.
In the sudden silence that came after Draco's statement, they hear
Snape: Oh, yes, Minerva! Just like that!
McGonagall: Oooohhhh, Severus!
All the students look at each other in revulsion.
Harry: How much d'ya wanna bet that class is canceled?
All the students immediately shake their heads in agreement and tear
back up the hallway.
Ron: This sort of stuff has got to stop. We are missing classes,
getting involved in the teachers' personal lives. There is a lot
of... you know... going on around here. It's turning into the
Playboy mansion!
(68) CANDYSTAR:
(OT: playboy mansion! ROTFLMAO)
Ron: well at least Snape won't get on our backs anymo...oh wait! McGonagall is Gryfindor! Nevermind...
Harry: yeah he's getting on Gryfindor alright!
Hermione: but back or front? OMG DID I JUST SAY THA OUT LOUD?'!'?'!
Draco (cringing): I'm afraid you did mudblood. Maybe you're not so bad after all!