Yes, this chapter was very, very late. Why? I had been lacking in inspiration for this story. I'm willing to take ideas from people, as always.

Senza's Solution

Nudge looked through his mask out on the scene below. He turned to Senza. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" He asked.

"Positive."

***

Link looked up at a loud knock on his door. "Enter," he responded, curtly. "Unless you're Tetra, in which case prepare to be thrown out a window." He shook his head as Senza ran into the room. "Whatever it is, no."

"But… but… it's Ganondorf!" Senza said, breathlessly. Link stared, and then broke out laughing. "No, really! He's just on the harbour!"

"Sure he is, Senza… I'll go see if the big bad Ganondorfy is real." He patted the older man's head condescendingly. "You just wait up here, and I'll go deal with it… here, have some of my chocolate."

Senza watched him leave, insulted. Then he saw the chocolate. "Mmmm… chocolate…"

***

The first thing Link noticed when he arrived at the main square was Tetra standing there with a cutlass. The second thing he noticed was that Ganondorf had gained weight. "Ahoy, Ganon!" The young man shouted, happily. "I see that being turned into a frozen statue at the bottom of the sea hasn't made you any skinnier!"

Nudge growled in a passable Ganondorf imitation, "Aren't you going to kill me?"

Link thought for a second. "Hmmm… as in, work together with Tetra to severely injure you? Because you have a nasty habit of not staying dead."

Nudge nodded. "Well, whatever… now, I'm going to kidnap your girl-friend!" He grabbed Tetra, and put her in a fireman's carry.

Link nodded. "You keep doing that, Ganondorf." He sat back, and seemed to watch with a grand show of interest. "I'm most interested in how you'll do that."

Tetra looked up, and glared at Link. "Oh, I suppose you're just going to leave me like this?"

Link thought. Then he nodded again. "Yep. I'm not sexist. I think that girls have just as much right to beat villains up as men do. Though don't tell Alfonz that. He's fairly old school." He stretched, and put his sword down.

Tetra mumbled something about 'lazy pigs'. Then she moved around, and bit 'Ganondorf's' hand. Nudge screamed, and dropped her. Tetra then kicked him in between the legs, and walked over to Link. She drew her cutlass, and slammed its hilt over his head. Then she walked off, angrily.

Link watched her go. Then he turned to Nudge. "Some women… how about I stab you with my sword, just for old times sake?"

Nudge looked up, panicking. "Oh, I don't think so… really, I need to go. Nice seeing… oh, shoot…" He saw Link draw his sword. "No, no… it's me! Nudge! Look, this is a mask… it comes…" he tried to pull the mask off. It stuck. He had been sweating too much. "Oh, dear… not the face…"

***

Link looked into the hospital room. "What was Nudge doing in the Ganondorf costume, anyway?" He asked Gonzo. "Was he drinking  from the red paint I keep near King again?"

Gonzo nodded, and then hurried Link out. After the hero had left, he turned to the doctor. "Um… how is he?"

"It's touch and go… I didn't even know a broadsword could fit in that hole… I'd like to keep him for a few tests, if I may."

***

"Nice job, Senza. From now on, we do as I say." Mako said, angrily.